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Have at ‘em, boys.
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Desperately needs a haircut, refuses to because he believes long hair gives him message board moderator cred.
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I recognize Prime Holy's name but hes never said anything interesting enough for me to remember why.
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So hipster he didn’t listen to Nevermind until 2021
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As a very wise man once said, Mort is gay.
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Is probably the American Fritzl
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His accent makes him sound smart.
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I once knew a girl whose last name was Lepinski. She was hella dumb and trashy. I assume Ajax is that girl.

Ajax, I’ll spell it out for you: I think you’re a trashy dumb white girl.
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Fuck chords, play octaves
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Okay there, wish.com version of Frank Zappa.
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Wishes I were a trashy white girl so he can have his way with me. Image
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ajaxlepinski wrote:Wishes I were a trashy white girl so he can have his way with me. Image


Don't we all have that wish? :lol:
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Oops! I forgot to roast the guy above me. Sorry. Now the guy above me is me so I guess I'll roast me.

(I'll do it Friars Club style to make if fun.)

I see we have Diddlybo in the forum tonight. Holy cow, is that guy a hack. His playing has more clams than Red Lobster. To this day he gets up every morning and spends three hours practicing his "chop". To say he isn't really a virtuoso is like saying the Elephant Man isn't really classically handsome.

And how about that face? Let's face it, the guy has a face like a monkey. Last week I heard his Dad had donated his organs. Not the ones in his body, the ones he used to grind while Diddlybo danced in the streets.

And have you ever smelled his breath? Good lord! His breath is so bad that when his grandmother died she had to have a closed casket funeral...and she was the one who closed the casket!

That's all I got.
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It's a TRAP to ban Pepi :cry:
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I'm not convinced that he's not Tom Anderson from Beavis and Butthead ^^^
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Canadian sources tell me that contrary to popular forum lore, this guy isn't even the original anomaly
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Doesn't understand that canuuk don't mean shit around 'ere


...also, well played! :clap:
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duncan wrote:Okay there, wish.com version of Frank Zappa.



This is one of the greatest compliments ever yet received :love: :love: :fap: :fap:
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Devin wrote:
duncan wrote:Okay there, wish.com version of Frank Zappa.



This is one of the greatest compliments ever yet received :love: :love: :fap: :fap:


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is seriously considering starting the 4th RIP thread for slipknot dude
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