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Murdoch · Post by **Murdoch** » Thu Jun 17, 2021 2:10 pm

A graying, bearded, truffle hunting Nicolas Cage has his pig kidnapped, so he goes all Liam Neeson/John Wick to find it and bring it home. It's real.

"I'm looking for a truffle pig."

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOpyqs6TJyk[/youtube]

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Thu Jun 17, 2021 2:12 pm

One things you can NEVER accuse Cage of is phoning it in. No matter what you think of the movie in question :lol:

Devin · Post by **Devin** » Thu Jun 17, 2021 2:17 pm

That is one fuckin' nice oinker

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Thu Jun 17, 2021 2:35 pm

So just watched this trailer. I am sick and tired of people hurting animals in the movies. I know it's not real; but I am not a fan. At all. So hopefully it's just an abduction or we're going have problems.

Murdoch · Post by **Murdoch** » Thu Jun 17, 2021 2:43 pm

JiveTurkey wrote:So just watched this trailer. I am sick and tired of people hurting animals in the movies. I know it's not real; but I am not a fan. At all. So hopefully it's just an abduction or we're going have problems.

Agreed. Movies and other media, too. This is a big reason I have not played The Last of Us Part 2, despite being a huge fan of the first game. You are pretty much forced to kill dogs in that game, and that is pretty much a non-starter for me. I was gifted a copy of the game, still have it, but have yet to play it.

I'm getting soft in my old age. :idk:

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Thu Jun 17, 2021 2:48 pm

It seems soft lol but I'll take maximum carnage on deserving people in film all day long. Animals are a cheap way to drum up emotional investment in the story. Also; no one seems to keep the Does the Dog Die app updated enough for me to be able to reference it on every movie that comes out :cop:

Pepi · Post by **Pepi** » Thu Jun 17, 2021 5:05 pm

Cage makes movie after movie and is still going broke

GuitarBilly · Post by **GuitarBilly** » Thu Jun 17, 2021 9:57 pm

Kimmi and Idon't have many rules in our house but one of them is NO Nicholas Cage movies ever!!

primeholy · Post by **primeholy** » Thu Jun 17, 2021 11:09 pm

Disclaimer, I really like jiveturkey, but kill i dogs in a game doesn’t bother me one bit. I don’t condone killing animals without good reason, but I’m one of those that value human life much more than animal.

GuitarBilly · Post by **GuitarBilly** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 1:02 am

Do you mean killing video game dogs? Yeah that wouldn't bother me either. You're just "killing" pixels on a screen.

Movies are pretty much the same thing. The animals are not being harmed at all. It's all acting and special effects...

Now things like actual dog fights... Hell no.

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 7:58 am

I certainly value human life. There are just wayyyyy more dumb people than animals :cop:

Devin · Post by **Devin** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:11 am

Fun fact: my brother's pet pig jizzed on my feet once (and I was wearing flip flops) :lol:

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:12 am

WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH THOSE FEET DEVIN?!?!?!?!?

fretless · Post by **fretless** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:14 am

I’d do the same thing. How dare someone steal a pet. I hope they feed the thieves to pig. Will watch and report back.

Devin · Post by **Devin** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:15 am

He was notoriously obsessed with feet before he got fixed; if he wasn't jizzing on them he was huffin and puffin and slobbering on them :lol:

I guess he particularly enjoyed my smelly sandaled feets :lol:

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:21 am

Poor little guy! Didn't know what to aim at :lol:

Hopefully it wasn't too much of a mess :lol:

clipless bumper · Post by **clipless bumper** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 9:30 am

fretless wrote:I’d do the same thing. .....

Cum on Devin's feet?!!!?!?

fretless · Post by **fretless** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:15 am

Beastiality is not my kink.

clipless bumper · Post by **clipless bumper** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:27 am

are you calling Devin a beast?

Loop Bizkit · Post by **Loop Bizkit** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:30 am

Like, what if they're demon dogs though?

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:31 am

REDTRACKSUIT'D

SuperFlyinMonke · Post by **SuperFlyinMonke** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:22 am

Loop wrote:Like, what if they're demon dogs though?

Or un-dead like Resident Evil.

facefirst · Post by **facefirst** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 7:36 pm

Meh, I kill humans and animals with impunity in video games. In Red Dead Redemption 2 I’d just go up to people on horses and blow the horse’s head off. In Days Gone I killed a dear with an axe. It’s fictional. Who cares. I HATE real world animal cruelty of any kind but could give zero shits in games or movies.

nightflameauto · Post by **nightflameauto** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:54 pm

GuitarBilly wrote:Kimmi and Idon't have many rules in our house but one of them is NO Nicholas Cage movies ever!!

You're missing out. Dude's got the best worst career as an actor of all time. Ain't a single Nick Cage movie that isn't wildly entertaining for all the wrong reasons.

And as a person that knew Powermad for years before I saw Wild at Heart, if you don't support an entire band stopping a song mid-stream right on the same beat because some dumbass in the pit waves a hand in the air, you and I just can't be friends. Of all the dumb shit in Nick Cage movies, that ranks right up there.

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:57 pm

You could be watching Bruce Willis films where he hasn't given a single &*(% for 99% of them in the last 20 years. That Between Two Ferns episode is a masterclass compared to his film roles. At least Cage knows he's there to perform \m/

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