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A graying, bearded, truffle hunting Nicolas Cage has his pig kidnapped, so he goes all Liam Neeson/John Wick to find it and bring it home. It's real.

"I'm looking for a truffle pig."

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One things you can NEVER accuse Cage of is phoning it in. No matter what you think of the movie in question :lol:
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That is one fuckin' nice oinker
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So just watched this trailer. I am sick and tired of people hurting animals in the movies. I know it's not real; but I am not a fan. At all. So hopefully it's just an abduction or we're going have problems.
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JiveTurkey wrote:So just watched this trailer. I am sick and tired of people hurting animals in the movies. I know it's not real; but I am not a fan. At all. So hopefully it's just an abduction or we're going have problems.


Agreed. Movies and other media, too. This is a big reason I have not played The Last of Us Part 2, despite being a huge fan of the first game. You are pretty much forced to kill dogs in that game, and that is pretty much a non-starter for me. I was gifted a copy of the game, still have it, but have yet to play it.

I'm getting soft in my old age. :idk:
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It seems soft lol but I'll take maximum carnage on deserving people in film all day long. Animals are a cheap way to drum up emotional investment in the story. Also; no one seems to keep the Does the Dog Die app updated enough for me to be able to reference it on every movie that comes out :cop:
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Cage makes movie after movie and is still going broke
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Kimmi and Idon't have many rules in our house but one of them is NO Nicholas Cage movies ever!!
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Disclaimer, I really like jiveturkey, but kill i dogs in a game doesn’t bother me one bit. I don’t condone killing animals without good reason, but I’m one of those that value human life much more than animal.
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Do you mean killing video game dogs? Yeah that wouldn't bother me either. You're just "killing" pixels on a screen.

Movies are pretty much the same thing. The animals are not being harmed at all. It's all acting and special effects...

Now things like actual dog fights... Hell no.
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I certainly value human life. There are just wayyyyy more dumb people than animals :cop: :lol:
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Fun fact: my brother's pet pig jizzed on my feet once (and I was wearing flip flops) :lol:
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:rofl:

WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH THOSE FEET DEVIN?!?!?!?!?
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I’d do the same thing. How dare someone steal a pet. I hope they feed the thieves to pig. Will watch and report back.
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He was notoriously obsessed with feet before he got fixed; if he wasn't jizzing on them he was huffin and puffin and slobbering on them :lol:

I guess he particularly enjoyed my smelly sandaled feets :lol:
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Poor little guy! Didn't know what to aim at :lol: Hopefully it wasn't too much of a mess :lol:
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fretless wrote:I’d do the same thing. .....



Cum on Devin's feet?!!!?!?
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Beastiality is not my kink.
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are you calling Devin a beast?
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Like, what if they're demon dogs though?
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Loop wrote:Like, what if they're demon dogs though?


Or un-dead like Resident Evil.
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Meh, I kill humans and animals with impunity in video games. In Red Dead Redemption 2 I’d just go up to people on horses and blow the horse’s head off. In Days Gone I killed a dear with an axe. It’s fictional. Who cares. I HATE real world animal cruelty of any kind but could give zero shits in games or movies.
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GuitarBilly wrote:Kimmi and Idon't have many rules in our house but one of them is NO Nicholas Cage movies ever!!

You're missing out. Dude's got the best worst career as an actor of all time. Ain't a single Nick Cage movie that isn't wildly entertaining for all the wrong reasons.

And as a person that knew Powermad for years before I saw Wild at Heart, if you don't support an entire band stopping a song mid-stream right on the same beat because some dumbass in the pit waves a hand in the air, you and I just can't be friends. Of all the dumb shit in Nick Cage movies, that ranks right up there.
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You could be watching Bruce Willis films where he hasn't given a single &*(% for 99% of them in the last 20 years. That Between Two Ferns episode is a masterclass compared to his film roles. At least Cage knows he's there to perform \m/
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