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Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:38 pm
by madryan
So this is what I typically eat in addition to copious amounts of black coffee...
1 cup of unsweetened greek yogurt...
1 or 2 bananas
5 or 6 strawberries
a dab of honey if the bananas aren't ripe enough.

Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:41 pm
by GuitarBilly
That actually sounds good, I'm not crazy about honey but mixed with the fruits and yogurt it's fine.
Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:44 pm
by madryan
GuitarBilly wrote:That actually sounds good, I'm not crazy about honey but mixed with the fruits and yogurt it's fine.
It tastes great. The honey takes the sour edge off the yogurt and the strawberries if the bananas aren't quite sweet enough.
I no longer eat any processed sugar if I can help it.
Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:44 pm
by benjamin801
Looks good to me. I love plain Greek yogurt.
Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:45 pm
by DoubleBarrel
Needs bacon
Other than that, sounds good

Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:47 pm
by Prelude670
madryan wrote:So this is what I typically eat in addition to copious amounts of black coffee...
1 cup of unsweetened greek yogurt...
4 cups bourbon
1 or 2 bananas
5 or 6 strawberries
1 pound of bacon
a dab of honey if the bananas aren't ripe enough.

Fixed
J/k, I really need to make stuff like this for breakfast.
I just love my piggy meat in the morning oh so much.

Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:55 pm
by madryan
Prelude670 wrote:madryan wrote:So this is what I typically eat in addition to copious amounts of black coffee...
1 cup of unsweetened greek yogurt...
4 cups bourbon
1 or 2 bananas
5 or 6 strawberries
1 pound of bacon
a dab of honey if the bananas aren't ripe enough.

Fixed
J/k, I really need to make stuff like this for breakfast.
I just love my piggy meat in the morning oh so much.

Yeah, I hear ya. I'm addicted to Mexican food and usually eat a couple of enchiladas for lunch so I need to eat healthy for breakfast and snack for dinner. Love bacon but staying healthy is more important.
Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:59 pm
by TurboPablo
Sounds good. But not nearly enough calories for me.
I eat yogurt by the mega-ton. Try the Stonyfield whole milk plain. Best shit ever. I dump it into a bowl with oats and honey granola and chow down every morning.
Shit is fuggin' grizz yo.
Follow it up with a banana, multi-vitamin, two advil and water with pedialyte splashed in.
Then I'm rolling like a bauce.
Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 1:40 pm
by Sasquatch
not bad but when i drink my food i get hungrier more often.
my breakfast is usually 3 eggs w/butter from free roaming cows, a banana mixed with almost butter and coconut milk and maybe a piece of fruit and yes, all natural no preservative bacon.
Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 1:44 pm
by Marc G
Needs Bacon...
madryan wrote:So this is what I typically eat in addition to copious amounts of black coffee...
1 cup of unsweetened greek yogurt...
1 or 2 bananas
5 or 6 strawberries
a dab of honey if the bananas aren't ripe enough.

Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:04 pm
by Marshallkiller91
Dunning~Kruger wrote:Sasquatch wrote:not bad but when i drink my food i get hungrier more often.
my breakfast is usually 3 eggs w/butter from free roaming cows, a banana mixed with almost butter and coconut milk and maybe a piece of fruit and yes, all natural no preservative bacon.
Yeezus!
What are you training to fight Apollo Creed or something there buddy?
You mix all tha shit up and gulp it down right?
Nah, Clubber Lang made a comeback.
Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:55 pm
by Dickarms
i just started a diet/quit smoking today.
and i fucking love smoothies.
my name is mike youngblood, and i approve of this breakfast.
Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:57 pm
by Dickarms
p.s.: i get the 5 or 6 strawberries thing, depending on size, but is it one banana or two?
Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:59 pm
by TurboPablo
Y0UNGBL00D wrote:i just started a diet/quit smoking today.
and i fucking love smoothies.
my name is mike youngblood, and i approve of this breakfast.
I haven't had a butt in over three years.
YOU CAN DO IT.
Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:17 pm
by Dickarms
thanks man. the recent family shit has got me wanting to live better.
ive quit cold turley a few different times, but never the same time as my gf, so that never worked out.
going to buy some ecigs tonight.
we want to get the kind that you buy oils for, but they all fucking look like alladin's dildos.
Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:15 pm
by madryan
Y0UNGBL00D wrote:p.s.: i get the 5 or 6 strawberries thing, depending on size, but is it one banana or two?
Usually two
Re: Critique my breakfast...
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:17 pm
by Dickarms
word. can. not. fuck with strawberry and banana. classic combo.