So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:46 pm
just wonderin' 
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Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:48 pm
I gave him a handy in a port'a'john at lolapalooza.
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:51 pm
kewls.
I watched Joan Jett eat Melissa Ethridge once. Once.
I watched Joan Jett eat Melissa Ethridge once. Once.
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:52 pm
soulsurfer wrote:kewls.
I watched Joan Jett eat Melissa Ethridge once. Once.
Did you jerk it?
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:52 pm
My grandmother used to make jerkins
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:55 pm
soulsurfer wrote:My grandmother used to make jerkins
I dont know what that is, but Im assuming its not a masturbatory device.
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:56 pm
Only when Tom Cruise shoves one up his ass. Not that I care. Just sayin'.
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:57 pm
I just now got the parody......
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:58 pm
pair of who?
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:00 pm
soulsurfer wrote:pair of who?
PAIR O DEEZ NUTZ MUFUCHAAAA
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:00 pm
primeholy wrote:I just now got the parody......
oh-wait...ew
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:52 pm
It took all my strength to resist making this exact parody thread
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:00 pm
Sasquatch wrote:It took all my strength to resist making this exact parody thread
You are so fucking weak.
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:51 am
primeholy wrote:Sasquatch wrote:It took all my strength to resist making this exact parody thread
You are so fucking weak.
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:43 pm
I shook his hand a few years back
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:36 pm
Nope. Almost did, but I made the mistake of warning him about my propensity for shouting "HAIL XENU!" when I climax.
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:09 pm
The Hiryuu wrote:Nope. Almost did, but I made the mistake of warning him about my propensity for shouting "HAIL XENU!" when I climax.
That would ruin it for me too.
Re: So...who here has done Tom Cruise
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:07 pm
The Hiryuu wrote:Nope. Almost did, but I made the mistake of warning him about my propensity for shouting "HAIL XENU!" when I climax.
