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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

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Titled correctly.

Titled incorrectly.

True story is true not joke.

Special times.

Reminded me of this:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=npnqVGOl7q ... pnqVGOl7qA