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First start with his ad looking for a girlfriend:
http://108.171.182.16/sleeplessinaustin/index.html

Now check out what kind of woman he's looking for:
http://108.171.182.16/sleeplessinaustin ... _girl.html

He had a bunch of videos of him playing guitar (and I assume not well) but I can't get any of them to play:

http://web.archive.org/web/201309260055 ... orosemusic

Edit: Alright this video works: [video]http://youtu.be/4nR3DOWVVh4[/video]

Fuckin' awful.

This has some some interesting tidbits as well:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1 ... pe_to_see/

not clicking those links...... the thought of it is just too scary...

Stumbled across this a couple days ago somewhere else. I particularly like his descriptions of vulva scarring from childbirth, as if he'd ever actually seen a vagina/lower set of lips in real life to have something to base his descriptions on.

It's like a real-life Uncle Rico!

I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry, I will not ever date a Black girl.

However, I will date any other race, Hispanic, Mexican, Spanish, Russian, Italian, French, European, White, whatever, anything except Black.

He won't date a black woman even if she's as hot as Halle Berry.

Also, I like that the list includes Spanish, Russian, Italian, French, European, and White as different races.

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JonVengeance wrote:

I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry, I will not ever date a Black girl.

However, I will date any other race, Hispanic, Mexican, Spanish, Russian, Italian, French, European, White, whatever, anything except Black.

He won't date a black woman even if she's as hot as Halle Berry.

Also, I like that the list includes Spanish, Russian, Italian, French, European, and White as different races.

And Halle Berry is half white half black if I'm not mistaken.

And the plot thickens:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/2 ... _ref=false

He likes Alex Jones



I was cringing hard through the entire site, but liking Alex Jones is that one thing that made me hate this moron.

I have never, in my life, been that lonely. Thank you JEEBUS!

Not even sure where to begin with this guy?? wow, just...wow!!

Dammit his fake teeth are pissing me off


The dude looked like a meth addict from his old pics

I watched his music video and i was listening to the lyrics of the song. I'm surprised he's able to live in such a dangerous area where there are presumably so many black people

It's a hoax. This isn't real, thankfully

You sure about that Dave? Watch the interview I posted. Dude seems for real to me.

I can't decide if the guy is for real or just a troll.... a quick search shows that he's been trolling guitar forums for a long time:

http://www.jcfonline.com/threads/91656- ... e-For-real

http://www.guitarforums.com/showthread. ... 324&page=2

http://vintageamps.com/plexiboard/viewt ... 68&start=0

even TGP

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showth ... ?t=1135901

This is either the biggest Troll or the biggest idiot ever



And another sample of his playing... I mean he HAS to be trolling!! Right?????

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SImWhHkGYQg[/video]

Idk... between all the money invested in the custom guitar and the stupid clothes, I can't help but think he's for real. Either that, or he's one damn dedicated troll.

Also, if Sloth from The Goonies were a guitar, that is what he would look like.

GuitarBilly wrote:I can't decide if the guy is for real or just a troll.... a quick search shows that he's been trolling guitar forums for a long time:

http://www.jcfonline.com/threads/91656- ... e-For-real

http://www.guitarforums.com/showthread. ... 324&page=2

http://vintageamps.com/plexiboard/viewt ... 68&start=0

even TGP

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showth ... ?t=1135901

This is either the biggest Troll or the biggest idiot ever



And another sample of his playing... I mean he HAS to be trolling!! Right?????

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SImWhHkGYQg[/video]

According to that TGP link this goober was on Judge Judy at some point?!?

Telephant wrote:You sure about that Dave? Watch the interview I posted. Dude seems for real to me.

Maybe I was just hoping it was fake. The only video I saw at the time was the one in your OP and it didn't show him talking. Dang, seeing some of the other videos... homeboy may be real

I like to see this dude and Peter Cerman have a douche-off.

he will be alone forever

Ron Burgundy wrote:

Telephant wrote:You sure about that Dave? Watch the interview I posted. Dude seems for real to me.

Maybe I was just hoping it was fake. The only video I saw at the time was the one in your OP and it didn't show him talking. Dang, seeing some of the other videos... homeboy may be real

He's definitely for real. He's been posting on the net for years now. I just ran across a google group and none other than Lord Valve is in there talking shit to him.

I've seen this guy before lol.


Hilarious/terrible


He ain't got shit on Nicki Rose

hummm

I'm wondering if its the same Romeo Rose who is trolling ultimaterhoads.com (randy rhoads fan site)