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...call a new track I've been working on. I've only done about a minute so far, and it has analog drums and acoustic guitar parts. Some quirkyness to it... I thought I'd call it 'Wet Nursing' or 'Willoughby The Wet nurse'. This has nothing to do with the track whatsoever, but I started giggling like a school girl when I thought of it. What do you think? or feel free suggest something else

Note - google images 'willoughby'

edit: It also sounds like 'will you be the wet nurse?'.

google image gave me this:

http://www.secretservice.gov/images/mos ... v34_lg.jpg


therefore you could call it:

room fulla funny lookin' dicks
cat rape
i shit dicks
a years worth of piss
strict diet of placenta
balls on your shit will get shit on your balls
gonads or go home


just some ideas

I've never been able to name a track properly. I've had tracks such as "Jimothy Jimson and the Exploding Udders", "Dream Theater Can All Suck My Dick", "The Ballad of Leslie Nielsen" and "Seven Gyrating Yaks in a Government Funded Brothel." Or "Dun Dun", coz... the first riff starts with a *dun dun*.

I think the only somewhat serious sounding name I've ever had for a track was "Dead End." And it was only named that because this big ending for a song (in fact, Dream Theater Can All Suck My Dick) turned out to be a bit of a dead end, so I turned it into its own track. So I never even really named it, I just called the project that coz... it had been a dead end. And then I just never changed it.

So yeah, I'm no fuckin' help.

DNW wrote:I've never been able to name a track properly. I've had tracks such as "Jimothy Jimson and the Exploding Udders", "Dream Theater Can All Suck My Dick", "The Ballad of Leslie Nielsen" and "Seven Gyrating Yaks in a Government Funded Brothel." Or "Dun Dun", coz... the first riff starts with a *dun dun*.

Original songs (penned by me) on my current band's set list include "Hookers Give Lousy Backrubs" and "Why Don't You Take A Nice Bath With Your Hair Dryer?"