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This article was clearly written by a pathetic douchebag that is threatened by female sexuality. What a sad piece of shit that guy must be.

are you denying the existence of skanks?

The term "Skank" brings me to think of "The Women of Walmart' or candidates for the Jerry Springer show. I guess it's a subjective term.

Stratz wrote:This article was clearly written by a pathetic douchebag that is threatened by female sexuality. What a sad piece of shit that guy must be.

You're the Pussywhipped mother fucker that had to trade in his Harley for a bicycle and had your diet of meat replaced by soy beans by an 'empowered' women who doesn't shave anymore aren't you?

Seems these are the only guys who every bring up the words "woman," and "empowered" in the same sentence.

Conditioned to attack like the bulldyke lesbian your manly body has now become.

Lloyd Blankfein wrote:

Stratz wrote:This article was clearly written by a pathetic douchebag that is threatened by female sexuality. What a sad piece of shit that guy must be.

You're the Pussywhipped mother fucker that had to trade in his Harley for a bicycle and had your diet of meat replaced by soy beans by an 'empowered' women who doesn't shave anymore aren't you?

Seems these are the only guys who every bring up the words "woman," and "empowered" in the same sentence.

Conditioned to attack like the bulldyke lesbian your manly body has now become.

Well, I had a bacon cheeseburger for lunch and the rest of your assumptions are just as off base as the one about my diet.

The reality of this situation is that sex is good and I like it myself. I am not going to shame and insult someone else because they like sex and have it with who they want, when they want, for whatever reason they want,.

It is hard for me to understand why a man who wants to have sex with women would insult women who have sex with men. My best guess is because they are bitter that those women don't want to have sex with them but maybe you can enlighten me. Or maybe you are just a bitter old gay man?

Stratz wrote:

Lloyd Blankfein wrote:

Stratz wrote:This article was clearly written by a pathetic douchebag that is threatened by female sexuality. What a sad piece of shit that guy must be.

You're the Pussywhipped mother fucker that had to trade in his Harley for a bicycle and had your diet of meat replaced by soy beans by an 'empowered' women who doesn't shave anymore aren't you?

Seems these are the only guys who every bring up the words "woman," and "empowered" in the same sentence.

Conditioned to attack like the bulldyke lesbian your manly body has now become.

Well, I had a bacon cheeseburger for lunch and the rest of your assumptions are just as off base as the one about my diet.

The reality of this situation is that sex is good and I like it myself. I am not going to shame and insult someone else because they like sex and have it with who they want, when they want, for whatever reason they want,.

It is hard for me to understand why a man who wants to have sex with women would insult women who have sex with men. My best guess is because they are bitter that those women don't want to have sex with them but maybe you can enlighten me. Or maybe you are just a bitter old gay man?

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Oh shit....this is about to get really good...

admittedly a pretty worthless article. everyone knows groupy skank is bast, faux skank sucks ass.

lol at stratz picking the way wrong battle in the way wrong place.

they also kinda left out the 'plain-old-skank'
Who needs all these specialized skanks??


and here's a new one - 'skank flank'

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://feminspire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/megan_fox_rib.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://feminspire.com/skank-flanks-another-way-to-disapprove-of-womens-bodies/&usg=__u1VXUkXF4717zoW5MXmst677b20=&h=400&w=600&sz=54&hl=en&start=10&zoom=1&tbnid=GT2IsGKf5BgWCM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=135&ei=oVj-UdC2K9S64AOvkIHoBw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dskank%26safe%3Doff%26hl%3Den%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&sa=X&ved=0CD4QrQMwCQ

Lloyd Blankfein wrote:

Stratz wrote:This article was clearly written by a pathetic douchebag that is threatened by female sexuality. What a sad piece of shit that guy must be.

You're the Pussywhipped mother fucker that had to trade in his Harley for a bicycle and had your diet of meat replaced by soy beans by an 'empowered' women who doesn't shave anymore aren't you?

Seems these are the only guys who every bring up the words "woman," and "empowered" in the same sentence.

Conditioned to attack like the bulldyke lesbian your manly body has now become. :lol:

...but, you're the one who used "women" and "empowered" in the same sentence, not him. Twice. In a row. So the score's actually 2-0 at this point.

And, since Stratz is actually correct, we'll go ahead and call it 3-0.

yeah both are pretty lulzy.


the real losers: people who paid a company to pay someone to actually write that article.

BrendanO wrote:

Lloyd Blankfein wrote:

Stratz wrote:This article was clearly written by a pathetic douchebag that is threatened by female sexuality. What a sad piece of shit that guy must be.

You're the Pussywhipped mother fucker that had to trade in his Harley for a bicycle and had your diet of meat replaced by soy beans by an 'empowered' women who doesn't shave anymore aren't you?

Seems these are the only guys who every bring up the words "woman," and "empowered" in the same sentence.

Conditioned to attack like the bulldyke lesbian your manly body has now become.

...but, you're the one who used "women" and "empowered" in the same sentence, not him. Twice. In a row. So the score's actually 2-0 at this point.

And, since Stratz is actually correct, we'll go ahead and call it 3-0.

No, the score is 3-0 me. Why? Because I was at Polvo's last night in South Congress and you weren't. Spent $90 on two "top-shelf" margarita pitchers that tasted like urinal cakes.

I'm in ur Austinz, eating ur messican foodz.

Deal with it.

Stratz wrote:This article was clearly written by a pathetic douchebag that is threatened by female sexuality. What a sad piece of shit that guy must be.

After reading the article, I gotta agree with this right here.

For example his "phony skank":

"There is nothing worse than a phony skank. She’s the type of girl who has been sending signals all night. She’s dressed in a skimpy outfit, overly friendly, and very touchy-feely. Not only do the two of you have a great rapport, it looks like it’s a sure thing she’ll go home with you. Then you go in for the kiss, and it’s like hitting a brick wall. She stops you in your tracks and politely explains that she “doesn’t do that.” Then she leaves and you’re stuck alone at the end of the night, having wasted your efforts on the faux skank."

She is a skank because she wouldn't sleep with him. If she had slept with him, she would have also been a skank.

ComOp wrote:She is a skank because she wouldn't sleep with him. If she had slept with him, she would have also been a skank.

Actually - she is a PHONY skank because she wouldn't sleep with him - if she had - she would have just been a garden-variety skank.

Stratz wrote:This article was clearly written by a pathetic douchebag that is threatened by female sexuality. What a sad piece of shit that guy must be.

meh, it's not a scientific white paper on female's sexuality. Dude is clearly just joking around. Girls have articles like that about guys too. You're taking it too seriously IMHO.

GuitarBilly wrote:

Stratz wrote:This article was clearly written by a pathetic douchebag that is threatened by female sexuality. What a sad piece of shit that guy must be.

meh, it's not a scientific white paper on female's sexuality. Dude is clearly just joking around. Girls have articles like that about guys too. You're taking it too seriously IMHO.

But it was sexist, misogynistic and not really funny. So it sorta was lose all the way around.

"Spent $90 on two "top-shelf" margarita pitchers that tasted like urinal cakes."

Just curious ..How do you know what urinal cakes taste like?

Krunchmeister wrote:"Spent $90 on two "top-shelf" margarita pitchers that tasted like urinal cakes."

Just curious ..How do you know what urinal cakes taste like?

give him a kiss and i beat you can find out.

wrongnote85 wrote:

Krunchmeister wrote:"Spent $90 on two "top-shelf" margarita pitchers that tasted like urinal cakes."

Just curious ..How do you know what urinal cakes taste like?

give him a kiss and i beat you can find out.

But I'm not into snowballing.

Some of you must never get laid.

Ron Burgundy wrote:Some of you must never get laid.

pretty sure this.

We all know that the brethrens of GAB plough perfect tens all day long with not as much as a pointy knee in sight.