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Re: Holy mother of GOD, I literally cackled out loud at this
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:02 am
by Dickarms
if only there were a thread to post things like this...where maybe even something similar had been already posted long ago...
Re: Holy mother of GOD, I literally cackled out loud at this
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:13 pm
by 100 watt
We had 2 Pony clubs here. One across the bridge in Illinois. Another on the other side of town here. Never been in either one of them. The one in Illinois closed down (religious nuts had it shut down. They love their gambling boat, but dont want a titty bar lol).
I havent been in a titty bar in years. Before the local one was bought by the pony, it got to where it wasnt worth going in. Dancers that you wouldnt wanna see naked, and waitresses that would HARASS you to buy drinks. You couldnt sit no longer than a minute & a half without one trying to force you to buy a drink. I know they make $$ off of drinks, but I'll get a drink when Im ready for one.
When dancers would approach me, I'd come right out & tell them "I aint got any money, and I aint got any dope" so they wouldnt pester me lol.
Re: Holy mother of GOD, I literally cackled out loud at this
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:00 am
by Shark Diver
Shouldn't it read, "drop outs from the Class of 2013"?
Re: Holy mother of GOD, I literally cackled out loud at this
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:30 pm
by jamminjohn
High-o-silver
Re: Holy mother of GOD, I literally cackled out loud at this
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:23 pm
by SpacedOutAce
"Now hiring class of 2013" Bad ass! Gotta love them freshly legal bitches.
100 watt wrote:We had 2 Pony clubs here. One across the bridge in Illinois. Another on the other side of town here. Never been in either one of them. The one in Illinois closed down (religious nuts had it shut down. They love their gambling boat, but dont want a titty bar lol).
I havent been in a titty bar in years. Before the local one was bought by the pony, it got to where it wasnt worth going in. Dancers that you wouldnt wanna see naked, and waitresses that would HARASS you to buy drinks. You couldnt sit no longer than a minute & a half without one trying to force you to buy a drink. I know they make $$ off of drinks, but I'll get a drink when Im ready for one.
When dancers would approach me, I'd come right out & tell them "I aint got any money, and I aint got any dope" so they wouldnt pester me lol.
LEATHERRRRFAAACCEE! You bitch hog! You're gonna have to buy me a new plate cover! You're gonna have to buy me a new plate cover... my Sonny Bono wig-do... Goddammit!!
Re: Holy mother of GOD, I literally cackled out loud at this
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:02 pm
by benjamin801
Of course, they say that, but we all know that most of what they've got in there is the Class of '90. Day shift is more like Class of '88.
Re: Holy mother of GOD, I literally cackled out loud at this
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:24 am
by 100 watt
SpacedOutAce wrote:"Now hiring class of 2013" Bad ass! Gotta love them freshly legal bitches.
100 watt wrote:We had 2 Pony clubs here. One across the bridge in Illinois. Another on the other side of town here. Never been in either one of them. The one in Illinois closed down (religious nuts had it shut down. They love their gambling boat, but dont want a titty bar lol).
I havent been in a titty bar in years. Before the local one was bought by the pony, it got to where it wasnt worth going in. Dancers that you wouldnt wanna see naked, and waitresses that would HARASS you to buy drinks. You couldnt sit no longer than a minute & a half without one trying to force you to buy a drink. I know they make $$ off of drinks, but I'll get a drink when Im ready for one.
When dancers would approach me, I'd come right out & tell them "I aint got any money, and I aint got any dope" so they wouldnt pester me lol.
LEATHERRRRFAAACCEE! You bitch hog! You're gonna have to buy me a new plate cover! You're gonna have to buy me a new plate cover... my Sonny Bono wig-do... Goddammit!!
"You seem to forget...No lucky g___ with a machete..NO HEADWOUND!
No headwound...NO FANCY ROLLIN', ROARIN' ,GRILL-A-GO GO!
KISS IT! DONT DIS IT! ""IT'S A HIT! IT'S A BANG! IT'S A SMASH! IT'S WHAT THE PUBLIC WANTS! IIIIIIIT'S NNNNNAAAAAAAM LAAAAND!"
Re: Holy mother of GOD, I literally cackled out loud at this
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:08 pm
by SpacedOutAce
100 watt wrote:SpacedOutAce wrote:"Now hiring class of 2013" Bad ass! Gotta love them freshly legal bitches.
100 watt wrote:We had 2 Pony clubs here. One across the bridge in Illinois. Another on the other side of town here. Never been in either one of them. The one in Illinois closed down (religious nuts had it shut down. They love their gambling boat, but dont want a titty bar lol).
I havent been in a titty bar in years. Before the local one was bought by the pony, it got to where it wasnt worth going in. Dancers that you wouldnt wanna see naked, and waitresses that would HARASS you to buy drinks. You couldnt sit no longer than a minute & a half without one trying to force you to buy a drink. I know they make $$ off of drinks, but I'll get a drink when Im ready for one.
When dancers would approach me, I'd come right out & tell them "I aint got any money, and I aint got any dope" so they wouldnt pester me lol.
LEATHERRRRFAAACCEE! You bitch hog! You're gonna have to buy me a new plate cover! You're gonna have to buy me a new plate cover... my Sonny Bono wig-do... Goddammit!!
"You seem to forget...No lucky g___ with a machete..NO HEADWOUND!
No headwound...NO FANCY ROLLIN', ROARIN' ,GRILL-A-GO GO!
KISS IT! DONT DIS IT! ""IT'S A HIT! IT'S A BANG! IT'S A SMASH! IT'S WHAT THE PUBLIC WANTS! IIIIIIIT'S NNNNNAAAAAAAM LAAAAND!"
Best... fucking... movie... EVER!
I love how mad "The Cook" gets over Chop Top continuously going on about "Namland".
Re: Holy mother of GOD, I literally cackled out loud at this
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:01 am
by soundgardener75
jamminjohn wrote:High-o-silver