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Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2 wee

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:24 pm
by GAS KING
2 weeks.

What the hell?

Inside and outside I smell what I equate to a faint cat piss smell.
It's not constant. I get waves of it here and there. I smell it more outside.
I don't have a cat.
It's not mildewy...........like I didn't dry my clothes fast enough.
It's been fairly hot and somewhat rainy.
I smell it in the office now.........no one else can detect it.......
I asked my wife a week or two ago if she could smell it.........she said yes. That's the only time anyone else had smelt it too.

I hope I don't have a tumor! smelling things that others don't is a sign of brain problems. :freak:

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:55 pm
by fretless
pollen

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:24 pm
by Axe
Happened to me too -- I thought I was going crazy until I saw the paint on the bathroom ceiling start to bubble. Got close to it and almost puked.

Turned out a fucking mouse got into the walls and had built a nest in the insulation surrounding the fan outtake. There must have been a pound of shit and the drywall and joists were soaked in mouse piss. I had to cut out a huge section of ceiling and treat the wood with an anti-odour product.

Even after all that when it's warm and humid I can still faintly smell it -- and it was three years ago!

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:36 pm
by zach
your meth lab needs better ventilation.

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:38 pm
by ShaneV
Image

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:42 pm
by ovid9
ShaneV wrote:Image


Except when it is.

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:59 pm
by Dave Lister
zach wrote:your meth lab needs better ventilation.


Quoted for troof. :thu:

Yaaar' Somebody be manufacturin'. Prepare ye anus!

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:26 pm
by ~Abstract~
I thought tumors caused bleach type smells?

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:04 pm
by 100 watt
Somebody's cookin' dope

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:52 am
by VTM
It's your crotch.

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:00 am
by Elessar [Sly]
It's the dead hooker you have under the stairs.

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:05 am
by VTM
Take a daily shower and make sure to scrub your private areas with plenty of warm soapy water. Get some of that jock itch spray and put on a clean pair of underwear.

Now dance your butt off!

:dance:

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:19 am
by GAS KING
some confirmation yesterday.
Interestingly some could smell it, some could not. weird.






















































































































































IT'S NOT A TUMAH!

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:28 am
by clipless bumper
GAS KING wrote:some confirmation yesterday.
Interestingly some could smell it, some could not. weird.........


were they sniffin' your crotch??!?!?!?

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:29 am
by GAS KING
Yes. You'd also be surprised how much a cat can piss when you're screwin' it.

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:05 am
by nightflameauto
GAS KING wrote:Yes. You'd also be surprised how much a cat can piss when you're screwin' it.


:cop: A likely story. You were cheesing, weren't you?

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:17 am
by TurboPablo
A friend was surfing in Indonesia years ago. He told me he was randomly smelling perfume type smellsand seeing trails. He said it was like having acid flashbacks. When he got back to Colorado, he went to the Dr. for a screaming migraine. The Dr. shined the light in his eyes and immediately sent him to the hospital. He could see the tumor in my friends head pressing on his brain through the back of his eyeball.

Tumor was the size of a softball.

Eight or so years later, he is cancer free, sober, happy and most importantly, healthier than ever.

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 7:06 am
by Pepi
You guys should see the Carp I caught last night :p

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:52 pm
by 100 watt
nightflameauto wrote:
GAS KING wrote:Yes. You'd also be surprised how much a cat can piss when you're screwin' it.


:cop: A likely story. You were cheesing, weren't you?



its your one way to midnight...

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:18 pm
by skinsscalper
GAS KING wrote:some confirmation yesterday.
Interestingly some could smell it, some could not. weird.






















































































































































IT'S NOT A TUMAH!


Or, some of you have tumors and others don't. :cop:

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:19 am
by 100 watt
My wife said she notices a similar smell when her blood sugar is out of whack.

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:21 am
by GAS KING
Interesting........could be....I was sick with pneumonia (not eating much) when I was smelling it most.

Haven't smelt it in a while. whew.

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:26 am
by 100 watt
If you know someone who's a Diabetic, have them check your blood sugar the next time you notice it, if you're able.

My wife is a type-1 diabetic. She checks mine from time to time.

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 5:52 pm
by Dickarms
drummer friend hunted a cat SHIT smell for a week or so.























bass drum.

Re: Been smelling cat piss like smells off and on for like 2

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:34 pm
by Harvest
You don't have an ocelot named Babou by chance, do you?