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why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 4:59 pm
by GuitarBilly
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:01 pm
by Devin
Because it's super fucking awesome

Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:03 pm
by GuitarBilly
Devin wrote:Because it's super fucking awesome

Let's it put this way:
I love Kramers and I love Hot Dogs. I don't love this at all.
It's like lobster and chocolate. Both are delicious but there's no fucking reason for anyone to attempt chocolate covered lobster.
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:06 pm
by andvari7
GuitarBilly wrote:Devin wrote:Because it's super fucking awesome

Let's it put this way:
I love Kramers and I love Hot Dogs. I don't love this at all.
It's like lobster and chocolate. Both are delicious but there's no fucking reason for anyone to attempt chocolate covered lobster.
Except for my idea for the most offensive dessert imaginable: Peanut butter and lobster ice cream, in a bread bowl, with child labor chocolate chips, bacon bits, and a maraschino cherry, with loads of GMO high-fructose corn syrup.
But that Kramer is the drizzling shits.
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:07 pm
by screamingdaisy
For some reason that guitar makes me think I need a guitar that looks like a giant dick, that shoots fireworks out the end when I'm done my solo.
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:11 pm
by GuitarBilly
andvari7 wrote:GuitarBilly wrote:Devin wrote:Because it's super fucking awesome

Let's it put this way:
I love Kramers and I love Hot Dogs. I don't love this at all.
It's like lobster and chocolate. Both are delicious but there's no fucking reason for anyone to attempt chocolate covered lobster.
Except for my idea for the most offensive dessert imaginable: Peanut butter and lobster ice cream, in a bread bowl, with child labor chocolate chips, bacon bits, and a maraschino cherry, with loads of GMO high-fructose corn syrup.
yeah but you also like Strandbergs so
(just kidding btw)
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:12 pm
by NinjaRaf
lolol
Does this belong to Adam from KSE?
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:14 pm
by GuitarBilly
NinjaRaf wrote:lolol
Does this belong to Adam from KSE?
No, it's a regular product. As in, it's actually for sale at stores. Not a signature model.
Somebody went to work one day, walked into a meeting and said
"I have an idea for a new guitar" and somehow it was approved.
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:15 pm
by mortatone
Ditch the floyd, gimme a tone pot and I’m in

And Billy you might be on to something. Market that shit and go buy a yacht!
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:16 pm
by rock flag and eagle
LOL I would definitely fuck with that
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:23 pm
by Beef

I love it.
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:50 pm
by RaceU4her
didnt someone tape a hotdog on the wall with a piece of duct tape that they said was worth millions that pretty much looked like this?? and then someone ate it?
edit: nevermind, that was a banana
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/201 ... 628306001/
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:52 pm
by GuitarBilly
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:10 pm
by madrigal77
Absolute fail.... Need ketchup and mustard bottle inlays as well.
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:12 pm
by RaceU4her
i would have made the inlays wiener brown
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:45 pm
by Tortuga
No.
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:03 pm
by primeholy
Prolly cause the term “glizzy” has become so popular
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:10 pm
by Diddlybo
So, when I'm playing out and someone in the audience makes a comment about the "wiener on guitar" I could make a claim that they were simply describing my new Kramer?
Hmmm. Might need.
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:51 pm
by BroSlinger
It kind of reminds me of bret michaels.
I love it.
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:38 pm
by spawnofthesith
It’s the best Kramer I’ve ever seen

Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:53 pm
by Marc G
I'm more of a taco fan myself... but.... I'll allow it
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:59 pm
by fretless
Bananas would have made more sense
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 10:43 pm
by FAKA!
Needs more mustard
Re: why
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 10:53 pm
by spawnofthesith
I’m not gonna lie I’m insanely tempted to buy one of these and make it my main gigging guitar
Fast track to getting drowned in pussy
Re: why
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2023 7:58 am
by VTM