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The human body has 7 trillion nerves.......my wife manages to get on
every fucking one of them.
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I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. They're brilliant...It makes
the wife look like she’s actually moving during sex…
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My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I
was so shocked I almost tripped over my dick.
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I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found out that my new
doctor is young female and drop dead gorgeous.
I was embarrassed, but she said, “Don't worry, I am a professional –
I've seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I'll check it
out.
I said, “My wife thinks that my dick tastes funny”
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A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and
suddenly yells, “Don't enter that church, you damn fool !!!”
His wife asks him, “What are you watching?”
Husband replies, “Our wedding video”
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Life is like a penis....Soft and hanging freely....It’s women that make it hard.
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I said to the wife, “Get me a newspaper”
“Don't be silly,” she said “You can borrow my iPad”
That spider never knew what fucking hit it.

I said to the wife, “Get me a newspaper”
“Don't be silly,” she said “You can borrow my iPad”
That spider never knew what fucking hit it.

this made me LOLIRL

Thanks Pepi

DoubleBarrel wrote:

I said to the wife, “Get me a newspaper”
“Don't be silly,” she said “You can borrow my iPad”
That spider never knew what fucking hit it.

this made me LOLIRL

Thanks Pepi

lol.


wife problems pepi?

Nope ... Just a lot of junk email LOL