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10 more days in Florida
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 10:53 am
by Pepi
What does an old man do in Florida with a super bad lower back

sitting on the beach gets old. Can’t walk very far. Florida is just not my thing but my wife LOVES it. Taking my pain killers for fun lol. Sure wish I had my gym equipment here.
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 10:55 am
by Devin
Take more PK's and nod off on the beach
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 12:01 pm
by VTM
Instead of sitting on the beach, try some back flips and cartwheels.
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 1:11 pm
by Dave
Play Edward 40 hands with the locals
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:01 pm
by spawnofthesith
At least you got the beach, beaches weren't even open when I was there for thanksgiving due to the hurricane damage/red tide. And the yeunglings may as well been sparkling water to me at the lower elevation

Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:52 pm
by IndyWS6
You're whining about spending time near a beach - in January. STFU

Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:18 pm
by Pepi
I hate the beach. I’m the mountain type
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:28 pm
by Pepi
building houses with a deck of cards
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:31 pm
by Dave
Go buy 40 year old divorcees drinks and see where that goes.
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 4:37 am
by long standing member
Dave wrote:Go buy 40 year old divorcees drinks and see where that goes.
truf!
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 12:32 pm
by Pepi
Watching The View reruns today
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 12:36 pm
by spawnofthesith
Go to a cow pasture and hunt for cubes
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 2:19 pm
by VTM
Go for a run but watch out for cow patties and road apples.
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:05 pm
by Dave
Eat some road apples and pick up a cow patty
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 7:01 pm
by Pepi
Texas Roadhouse 2 hour wait. Fuck this shit
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 4:19 am
by IndyWS6
On tonight's episode of "The Most Miserable Man in Florida", Pepi visits Texas Roadhouse where he learns the wait time for free peanuts and hot rolls is unbearable...

Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 4:26 am
by VTM
Texas Roadapple 2 hour wait.
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:55 am
by spawnofthesith
Who eats at chain restaurants while on vacation
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 10:42 am
by overdrivenel34s
What part of florida?
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 10:49 am
by Dave
spawnofthesith wrote:Who eats at chain restaurants while on vacation
apparently not pepsi
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:11 am
by VTM
spawnofthesith wrote:Who eats at chain restaurants while on vacation
The CBD crowd.
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:16 am
by Pepi
You ask who? You should have seen that mad house. People were even parking in the yard. Steaks aren’t real good on the island. Had a gift card so we decided to take a drive to roadhouse. Getting tired of shrimp and fish. Still would rather be in Utah lol Next trip is MY pick

Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:21 am
by Dave
Pepi wrote:You ask who? You should have seen that mad house. People were even parking in the yard. Steaks aren’t real good on the island. Had a gift card so we decided to take a drive to roadhouse. Getting tired of shrimp and fish. Still would rather be in Utah lol Next trip is MY pick

fuck a dolphin
get crabs
become ungovernable
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:38 am
by Devin
Dave wrote:
fuck a dolphin
get crabs
become ungovernable
+1
Re: 10 more days in Florida
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:37 pm
by Pepi
Best POA ever until I found out it was male. Wife is not happy
