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Dick exploded

Bad Boy 4 Life

This is his wife and he passed away unexpectedly in front of our daughter and the cast of her rehearsal today at school. The scene was shocking for the poor kids and adults in attendance.

I appreciate Thurston letting everyone know; in a joking manner; from the Only Fans page where this was announced and that a more detailed update will follow.

God Bless.

rumor has it he wore his Spiderman underoos on the outside of his levi's and had cocaine all over his face . Awaiting the autopsy results..

4/4 - would def read again

An homage to my late husband:

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Rumpleforskin does at a time like that: dick explodes.

Amen

Of all the threads I choose to click on.

Still, entertained.

I thought he died years ago.

I’m so out of the loop

I’ve been coming to this forum for almost nine years, and I’m still lost. I still feel like an outsider.

Dude .. Your foreskin will never be the same picking on Kurt Russel

I heard he was killed Running with the Bulls in Pamplona last year . He was doing great but stopped to pickup a Euro .

It is I Rumpleforeskin! And the rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated!

I am back from the great beyond and brought forth gifts for my fellow musicians! Please take these, be merry, be hopeful, be Rumple!

Rumpleforeskin once fell 300 feet from a highwire act he was doing in Brazil . He landed on a patch of corn which saved his life , however it torn a hole in his lycra suit subsequently coining the popular phrase "cornhole"