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Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift store
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 6:46 pm
by mortatone
Not kidding!
So we stopped into an outreach center thrift store over in Daytona. On the way in there was a sickly looking woman in a wheel chair with several men standing around her and one of them was praying to/at her.
We just kinda start shopping and after a few moments the praying gets louder and more intense. The woman began to speak and yell. The man praying got even more intense and entered full fledged yelling and speaking in tongues while the woman flailed violently in the wheelchair, screaming stuff I couldn’t understand.
Then it calmed down quickly, they both relaxed and he started gently asking if she wanted to go to god and they quietly exchanged conversation that I couldn’t make out.
Then mrs mort bought a couple of skirts and I bought this blue cow. I really like the cow. It was 50 cents.

Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 7:01 pm
by andvari7
I don’t know what’s more Florida - the thrift store exorcism, or that cow picture.
Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 7:09 pm
by clipless bumper
definitely the exorcism - that cow is more Wisconsin than Florida (and I've lived in both)
Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 7:18 pm
by fretless
That cow is happy !
Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 7:20 pm
by mortatone
weed cow
Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:01 pm
by ajaxlepinski
If I died and came back as a cow, I'd wanna be that cow!

Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:57 pm
by Bonano
Not gonna lie, that cow's alright. Good find.
The exorcism tho', search YouTube to see if your reaction to it was posted.
Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:14 pm
by mortatone
There are lots of song title/lyric possibilities here...
exorcism in a thrift store
that cow's alright
if I died and came back as a cow
that cow is happy
gently asking to go to god
Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 12:01 am
by ajaxlepinski
Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 6:44 am
by linthat22
fretless wrote:That cow is happy !
That was the first thing I thought of too! That's one happy cow!
Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 6:52 am
by greatmutah
That is one chill cow.
The exorcism thing… super bizarre.
Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 10:57 am
by Devin
Florida'd
That's epic af; you shoulda filmed it
Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 11:05 am
by mortatone
Thrift Store Exorcists would be a cool band name

Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 3:12 pm
by Pepi
Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 8:44 am
by nightflameauto
Wasn't that long ago and somebody was talking about an exorcism for the wood in a hardware store performed by a bunch of robed loons.
BTW, that cow DEFINITELY found the weed patch.
Re: Today we witnessed some kind of exorcism in a thrift sto
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2021 1:05 pm
by GuitarBilly
nightflameauto wrote:Wasn't that long ago and somebody was talking about an exorcism for the wood in a hardware store performed by a bunch of robed loons.
yep.. in my old PA neighborhood. Didn't surprise me at all. That place was full of weirdos. I didn't realize how miserable it was living there until I moved into an area I actually like again..
https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/lo ... e/2861028/