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Speaking of dog scares, Sir Elliott has recovered fully from the complications of being neutered (scrotal hematoma - hurts just to type it) and is again a perfect specimen of Bullmastiff society. At a little over a year and a half, he's full grown and weighs in at +/- 138 pounds. 95% awesome pup and 5% bullheaded instigator of devious plots.

He enjoys watching football on the couch and short walks around the neighborhood. "Never walk a Bullmastiff farther than you are willing (and able) to carry them back"

Look at those big jowells, you just wanna grab them lol, glad to hear he is doing well! Very nice pup you got there.

That first picture is priceless!!


"Sir, now that I've made a full recovery on my balls we need to have a talk about who decides what shows we'll be watching from now on"

That’s a good fuckin boi

HEEEEED! PANTS! NOW!

Will you look at the size of that boy's heed. I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.

IndyWS6 wrote:He enjoys watching football on the couch and short walks around the neighborhood. "Never walk a Bullmastiff farther than you are willing (and able) to carry them back"

I laughed but also not! Our big fuzzy idiot Lily has to be carried quite a bit, because she'll flat out refuse to budge. A bit of a job, and she's only half the weight of Elliott.

madkeithv wrote:

IndyWS6 wrote:He enjoys watching football on the couch and short walks around the neighborhood. "Never walk a Bullmastiff farther than you are willing (and able) to carry them back"

I laughed but also not! Our big fuzzy idiot Lily has to be carried quite a bit, because she'll flat out refuse to budge. A bit of a job, and she's only half the weight of Elliott.

The struggle is real