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No.
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:31 pm
by nightflameauto
Puke.There's a reason the previous attempt at selling sliced ketchup failed. WTF?
I can't imagine the slice of hot sauce being worth a damn either. WTH were these people thinking?
At least the prices are reasonable.
Re: No.
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:33 pm
by Devin
I saw this on Shark Tank recently lmao. The shark peeps basically told them to fuck off
Re: No.
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:43 pm
by nightflameauto
Devin wrote:I saw this on Shark Tank recently lmao. The shark peeps basically told them to fuck off
My understanding was the guest panelist ARod, gave 'em 200k to get them going. There were jokes circulating he'd lost his mind and was trying to get Jlo to leave him.
Re: No.
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:53 pm
by Marc G
no thanks.... I'll pass....
Re: No.
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:54 pm
by itchyfingers
Damn, how much synthetic shit do you have to pump into ketchup to make it a solid slice?
Re: No.
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:56 pm
by Marc G
itchyfingers wrote:Damn, how much synthetic shit do you have to pump into ketchup to make it a solid slice?
something tells me not much more than what's already in it lol...... honestly.... I'm pretty sure it's just gelatin
Re: No.
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:06 pm
by Devin
nightflameauto wrote:Devin wrote:I saw this on Shark Tank recently lmao. The shark peeps basically told them to fuck off
My understanding was the guest panelist ARod, gave 'em 200k to get them going. There were jokes circulating he'd lost his mind and was trying to get Jlo to leave him.
Damn lol, I only watched it for a second so I guess I missed that. What a dumbass
Re: No.
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:24 pm
by nightflameauto
Marc G wrote:itchyfingers wrote:Damn, how much synthetic shit do you have to pump into ketchup to make it a solid slice?
something tells me not much more than what's already in it lol...... honestly.... I'm pretty sure it's just gelatin
You can technically make the same thing by pouring ketchup on a parchment sheet and shoving it in the dehydrator, but I have no idea why the fuck anybody would want to do that as even homemade ketchup has such a high acid content it'll keep for freaking ever. This is just stupidity.
Apparently at one time somebody did the same thing with peanut butter. Why must people ruin good things?
Re: No.
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:45 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
"You're the worst thing since sliced spread" ....
Re: No.
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 2:20 pm
by G-Zod
But...y u don’t want no more soggy buns??
Re: No.
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 2:20 pm
by ajaxlepinski
8 SLICES FOR US$5.99 !?!?!?!?!??!?!? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
You can get a whole bottle of Heinz Ketchup for $3.00 FFS!!!
Re: No.
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 2:36 pm
by nightflameauto
ajaxlepinski wrote:8 SLICES FOR US$5.99 !?!?!?!?!??!?!? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
You can get a whole bottle of Heinz Ketchup for $3.00 FFS!!!
The funniest part of this whole thing is the ads I've seen talk about being able to take it to picnics and camp outs. Like motherfuckers haven't been carrying bottles of ketchup with them to picnics and camp outs since ketchup was invented? WTF?
Re: No.
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:12 pm
by primeholy
Hmm. I think this ties in with the death of Kimbo.....
Re: No.
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 2:56 am
by GuitarBilly
Yeah. "No" sums this up nicely.
Re: No.
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 3:32 pm
by ZEEGLER
Hell no. Part of the joy of sauce is that it makes dry food MOIST.
MOIST food is good.
