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One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 9:33 am
by fretless
Be safe my Homies and May the force be with you .

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:34 am
by TurboPablo
May the Schwartz be with you too.

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:59 am
by Ostinato Rubato
Vote for Pedro

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 11:55 am
by nightflameauto
Eat at Joe's!

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 12:59 pm
by andvari7
I believe that every ballot in every election should ask the voters to choose between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip.

For the record, I’m a staunch supporter of mayonnaise.

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 12:59 pm
by JiveTurkey
I'm JiveTurkey and I approve of this message.

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 1:20 pm
by itchyfingers
I'm looking forward to only throwing away 75% of my mail, like the good ole days.

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 1:22 pm
by Diddlybo
andvari7 wrote:I believe that every ballot in every election should ask the voters to choose between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip.

For the record, I’m a staunch supporter of mayonnaise.


You have my support!

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 2:07 pm
by nightflameauto
andvari7 wrote:I believe that every ballot in every election should ask the voters to choose between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip.

For the record, I’m a staunch supporter of mayonnaise.

Homemade mayonnaise!

Helman's in a pinch.

Miracle Whip needs to just . . . cease to exist and be wiped from our collective memories.

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 2:39 pm
by Pepi
Indy has boarded up all the downtown store windows :cop: :(

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:16 pm
by linthat22
andvari7 wrote:I believe that every ballot in every election should ask the voters to choose between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip.

For the record, I’m a staunch supporter of mayonnaise.


What about Duke's mayonnaise? Shit is pretty damned tasty.

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:46 pm
by andvari7
Rumpleforeskin wrote:
andvari7 wrote:I believe that every ballot in every election should ask the voters to choose between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip.

For the record, I’m a staunch supporter of mayonnaise.


What about Duke's mayonnaise? Shit is pretty damned tasty.


It’s mayonnaise, right?

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:47 pm
by andvari7
nightflameauto wrote:
andvari7 wrote:I believe that every ballot in every election should ask the voters to choose between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip.

For the record, I’m a staunch supporter of mayonnaise.

Homemade mayonnaise!

Helman's in a pinch.

Miracle Whip needs to just . . . cease to exist and be wiped from our collective memories.


No, it must forever serve as a reminder of the dangers of tampering with God’s will.

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:49 pm
by JiveTurkey
I like mayo. I like miracle whip. Different tools for different jobs.

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:18 pm
by Devin
Its just one of those days
Where you don't want to wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But you want to justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, talking that shit
Its just one of those days
Feeling like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a bloodstain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cause I'm fucking up your program
And then your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, talking that shit
Punk, so come and get it
I feel like shit
My suggestion, is to keep your distance
Cause right now I'm dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers
That want to step up
I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break your fucking face tonight
Give me something to break
Just give me something to break
How bout yer fucking face
I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw
What!
A chainsaw
What!
A motherfucking chainsaw
What!
So come and get it
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, talking that shit
Punk, so come and get it

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:32 pm
by JiveTurkey
:love: :fap: :love:

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:33 pm
by nightflameauto
Devin wrote:Its just one of those days
Where you don't want to wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But you want to justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, talking that shit
Its just one of those days
Feeling like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a bloodstain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cause I'm fucking up your program
And then your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, talking that shit
Punk, so come and get it
I feel like shit
My suggestion, is to keep your distance
Cause right now I'm dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers
That want to step up
I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break your fucking face tonight
Give me something to break
Just give me something to break
How bout yer fucking face
I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw
What!
A chainsaw
What!
A motherfucking chainsaw
What!
So come and get it
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, talking that shit
Punk, so come and get it

In all honesty, as much as I'm not a Limp Bizkit fan, this immediately popped into my head when I read the subject. I had to fight the urge to post the video.

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:41 pm
by linthat22
andvari7 wrote:
Rumpleforeskin wrote:
andvari7 wrote:I believe that every ballot in every election should ask the voters to choose between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip.

For the record, I’m a staunch supporter of mayonnaise.


What about Duke's mayonnaise? Shit is pretty damned tasty.


It’s mayonnaise, right?


Don't get smart punk, I'm asking preference! :cop: :lol:

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 6:20 pm
by andvari7
Rumpleforeskin wrote:
andvari7 wrote:
Rumpleforeskin wrote:
andvari7 wrote:I believe that every ballot in every election should ask the voters to choose between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip.

For the record, I’m a staunch supporter of mayonnaise.


What about Duke's mayonnaise? Shit is pretty damned tasty.


It’s mayonnaise, right?


Don't get smart punk, I'm asking preference! :cop: :lol:


Different election.

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 7:41 pm
by BroSlinger
I voted for mayor Lenny. He saved millions of registered voters.

Re: One of those days

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 9:02 pm
by ajaxlepinski
Image

Re: One of those days

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 4:45 am
by skybluegary
I endorse the asteroid :loon:

Re: One of those days

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 9:01 am
by Devin
nightflameauto wrote:In all honesty, as much as I'm not a Limp Bizkit fan, this immediately popped into my head when I read the subject. I had to fight the urge to post the video.



I was shocked no one beat me to the punch tbh :lol: :rawk:

Re: One of those days

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 9:14 am
by Loop Bizkit
Devin wrote:Its just one of those days
Where you don't want to wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But you want to justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, talking that shit
Its just one of those days
Feeling like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a bloodstain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cause I'm fucking up your program
And then your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, talking that shit
Punk, so come and get it
I feel like shit
My suggestion, is to keep your distance
Cause right now I'm dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers
That want to step up
I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break your fucking face tonight
Give me something to break
Just give me something to break
How bout yer fucking face
I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw
What!
A chainsaw
What!
A motherfucking chainsaw
What!
So come and get it
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, talking that shit
Punk, so come and get it




You've rubbed my lamp. I am here to grant your wishes.

Re: One of those days

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 9:29 am
by nightflameauto
Loop wrote:
Devin wrote:Its just one of those days
Where you don't want to wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But you want to justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, talking that shit
Its just one of those days
Feeling like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a bloodstain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cause I'm fucking up your program
And then your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, talking that shit
Punk, so come and get it
I feel like shit
My suggestion, is to keep your distance
Cause right now I'm dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers
That want to step up
I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break your fucking face tonight
Give me something to break
Just give me something to break
How bout yer fucking face
I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw
What!
A chainsaw
What!
A motherfucking chainsaw
What!
So come and get it
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, talking that shit
Punk, so come and get it




You've rubbed my lamp. I am here to grant your wishes.

What your lamp was doing out in the open in the first place is an entirely different discussion.