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Daughter two called .... Dad, the dog broke out my front picture window. Went down and took it out to size for new cut glass.

Daughter one called .... Dad, there is water all over my utility floor. Water heater leaking. Going to Lowes this morning and getting a new one to put in.

Grandson one called .... Papaw, I got a new battery for my Bass Boat and I hooked it up backwards by accident Tracked it down to one wire that got pretty hot and a 20amp fuse blown. Got her fired up and it appears the alt isn't blown

All this shit on Sunday

Anyone want to help me out mowing and planting my garden

I looking forward to retirement, then again, I haven't got any kids

skybluegary wrote:I looking forward to retirement, then again, I haven't got any kids

You may just be LUCKY Seems like the only time they call or come around is when food is on the table and when something breaks Well, out to mow the yard because Lowe's don't have the fucking waterheater they say they do

My 1yo barfed on the carpet
My 3yo is an ocd psychotic douche

Pepi wrote:You may just be LUCKY Seems like the only time they call or come around is when food is on the table and when something breaks Well, out to mow the yard because Lowe's don't have the fucking waterheater they say they do

Glad to know I'm not alone with this one.

Wait... I thought we're all retired now

BroSlinger wrote:My 1yo barfed on the carpet
My 3yo is an ocd psychotic douche

I have dogs and cats.

Similar story.

i'll probably be able to retire when i stumble on a leprechaun trotting around on a unicorn

sleewell wrote:i'll probably be able to retire when i stumble on a leprechaun trotting around on a unicorn

Be sure and watch out for falling poop from the flying pigs

Gotta say, it is a great time to be childless. Thanks for the reinforcement, Pepi.

Kids.... that's a four letter word.

ajaxlepinski wrote:Kids.... that's a four letter word.

we can argue about how to spell parasite but i think we are both saying the same thing hahahhaha

Water heater DONE ... FUCK FUCK FUCK My solder sweating skills are lacking anymore

It's okay to say "No". I do it to my son all the time. It's a great character building strategy too.

GuitarBilly wrote:It's okay to say "No". I do it to my son all the time. It's a great character building strategy too.

If they were married it would be different. Can't foresee my daughter installing a hot waterheater. She did help me though. SOB would not drain due to lime

we have a cat - thats enough.

im just hoping for good robotic technology in the future to take care of my old feeble ass.

BroSlinger wrote:My 1yo barfed on the carpet
My 3yo is an ocd psychotic douche

Like father like son.

What is this "retire" you speak of?

More pluming today ... Bought my grandson a cheap pressure washer for last Christmas. He had to try it out and YES he left the garden hose on the outside facet ... Guess what happens

I give up - what happened?

Pepi wrote:More pluming today ... Bought my grandson a cheap pressure washer for last Christmas. He had to try it out and YES he left the garden hose on the outside facet ... Guess what happens

Dads hate him. Click here to see what happened next!!

“First, let me pull my pants up so my butt crack will not be exposed .....
When the faucet or pipe freezes, the ice inside will expand. As the ice expands, it puts pressure on the pipe or faucet, which will burst, shooting water everywhere“

Pepi wrote:“First, let me pull my pants up so my butt crack will not be exposed .....
When the faucet or pipe freezes, the ice inside will expand. As the ice expands, it puts pressure on the pipe or faucet, which will burst, shooting water everywhere“

you just had freezing temps in May??!?!?

clipless bumper wrote:

Pepi wrote:“First, let me pull my pants up so my butt crack will not be exposed .....
When the faucet or pipe freezes, the ice inside will expand. As the ice expands, it puts pressure on the pipe or faucet, which will burst, shooting water everywhere“

you just had freezing temps in May??!?!?

Welcome to the midwest. We're set to hit freezing temps again next week. A medium chance of snow during that time.

When the fuck I'll get my garden laid out this year I have no idea. May just end up with buckets in the house and grow-lights.

Dick Butter Nuts wrote:

BroSlinger wrote:My 1yo barfed on the carpet
My 3yo is an ocd psychotic douche

Like father like son.

BroSlinger wrote:

Pepi wrote:More pluming today ... Bought my grandson a cheap pressure washer for last Christmas. He had to try it out and YES he left the garden hose on the outside facet ... Guess what happens

Dads hate him. Click here to see what happened next!!

Mojo sent Pepi. Repairing shit is no fun