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Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:50 am
by JiveTurkey
:love:

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:54 am
by itchyfingers
Same. :lol:

My intake has basically tripled in recent weeks...

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:57 am
by JiveTurkey
itchyfingers wrote:Same. :lol:

My intake has basically tripled in recent weeks...

Out of TP? Nope.
Out of bread/milk/staples? Nope
Out of Cinnamon Roll coffee creamer a day after buying it? FUCK :mad:

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:59 am
by sleewell
i make a pot of coffee and no one is here to drink it but me sooooooo....

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:03 am
by JiveTurkey
sleewell wrote:i make a pot of coffee and no one is here to drink it but me sooooooo....

Image it is, then :rawk:

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:11 am
by Marc G
I've managed to maintain my 3 cups first thing in the morning habit....

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:12 am
by Tortuga
JiveTurkey wrote:
itchyfingers wrote:Same. :lol:

My intake has basically tripled in recent weeks...

Out of TP? Nope.
Out of bread/milk/staples? Nope
Out of Cinnamon Roll coffee creamer a day after buying it? FUCK :mad:


WTF????

Learn to drink your coffee black, hommie... polluting coffee (especially with <GASP> cinnamon roll creamer <end GASP>) is for teh wommenz :bang:

We've switched from over-expensive Keurig to our old faithful failsafe:

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Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:13 am
by JiveTurkey
G-SPACE wrote:
JiveTurkey wrote:
itchyfingers wrote:Same. :lol:

My intake has basically tripled in recent weeks...

Out of TP? Nope.
Out of bread/milk/staples? Nope
Out of Cinnamon Roll coffee creamer a day after buying it? FUCK :mad:


WTF????

Learn to drink your coffee black, hommie... polluting coffee (especially with <GASP> cinnamon roll creamer <end GASP>) is for teh wommenz :bang:

We've switched from over-expensive Keurig to our old faithful failsafe:

Image

You know me. I don't do anything the right way :D

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:14 am
by Tortuga
This is like man card offense, bro

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:16 am
by JiveTurkey
I'm secure in my coffee manhood.

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:17 am
by JiveTurkey
...or lack thereof

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:17 am
by sleewell
usually hate the stuff but jenny had me buy instant coffee at aldi recently. she used her baking mixer to whip up some milk and made a pretty legit caramel whipped coffee drink that had me flying.

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:17 am
by Tortuga
Between this and the gold wig, I'm starting to get concerned :wait:


:lol:

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:18 am
by JiveTurkey
:lash:












:D

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:27 am
by nightflameauto
Cold brew = bast. We have a couple containers with strainers built in that we set in the fridge overnight and then the next morning it's perfecto. I like hazelnut, while the wife prefers the doughnut shop blend.

I remember back in my milking days, we'd have a pot brewed up, each take a big jar and fill it halfway with milk, then pour in the coffee. Real whole milk. We'd just filter and pasteurize it for our own use. I've yet to find any store-bought milk that tastes that good. Therefore, I no longer put milk in my coffee.

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:30 am
by JiveTurkey
nightflameauto wrote:Cold brew = bast. We have a couple containers with strainers built in that we set in the fridge overnight and then the next morning it's perfecto. I like hazelnut, while the wife prefers the doughnut shop blend.

I remember back in my milking days, we'd have a pot brewed up, each take a big jar and fill it halfway with milk, then pour in the coffee. Real whole milk. We'd just filter and pasteurize it for our own use. I've yet to find any store-bought milk that tastes that good. Therefore, I no longer put milk in my coffee.

Find a cinnamon cow :love:

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:31 pm
by Bonano
G-SPACE wrote:
JiveTurkey wrote:
itchyfingers wrote:Same. :lol:

My intake has basically tripled in recent weeks...

Out of TP? Nope.
Out of bread/milk/staples? Nope
Out of Cinnamon Roll coffee creamer a day after buying it? FUCK :mad:


WTF????

Learn to drink your coffee black, hommie... polluting coffee (especially with <GASP> cinnamon roll creamer <end GASP>) is for teh wommenz :bang:

We've switched from over-expensive Keurig to our old faithful failsafe:

Image

I was never a real coffee drinker, and when I was, I always dressed it like candy.

But when I used to do my intermittent fasting, I relied on it for energy in the morning. Of course, no sugar or dairy was allowed. But the coffee at work was so distastefully strong, I watered it down to almost a tea. And it was at this mild level, I started noticing subtleties, albeit, it was still work coffee. But I developed an appreciation for black coffee because I could now taste it. I avoid the punch-in-the-face experience of strong coffee by adjusting how much I sip.

I agree, there's a "polluting" or "corrupting" effect, for me, when I doctor "quality" coffee. If I want sweets and creamers, I just go with instant.

Kinda like steak, I guess. I want to taste the quality of the meat. Otherwise, yeah, slather the BBQ sauce, butter, A1 (good lawd . . .).

Hell, I'm like that with guitar tone: just plug straight in, y'know? I want to hear the guitar and amp, not the effects. If I wanted to play an effects-laden tone, I'd play my Hello-Kitty Squier through my Katana. Otherwise, it's my Strat straight into my AC15 or Bassman.

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 1:08 pm
by crankyrayhanky
I start with 1 caf and then try to hit a lot of decaf these days. Too much caf and I get too intense to those closest to me. It's a fine line between getting energy and becoming a jacked-up drill Sargent.

Also trying to cut my sugar- I'm almost all the way out, been cutting a little bit at a time and down to just a smidge. Definitely feels better than when I used to heap 2 spoons ugggh.

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:48 pm
by ajaxlepinski
Cuisinox Milano 10 cup Moca Pot is the only way to go. Makes crack in a cup!
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This guy needs to drink some coffee!!! :lol:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JWzszWt4JQ[/youtube]

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 8:20 am
by andvari7
I have spent the last four years figuring out the best ratio of ground coffee to water, for the strongest cold brew concentrate, short of extra-caffeinated coffee. I think I figured it out: 1 strong pound/455g light-roast, semi-coarsely-ground coffee (don’t skimp on quality): ~1.25gal/4.75L of filtered water, to account for the 1 qt. of absorption by the coffee (it is a dried cherry stone, after all). I use a 2gal bucket, and an ultra fine filter bag, used for filtering hops out of beer (this is where being a home brewer comes in handy), cover, and steep for anywhere from 24-48 hours, depending on how lazy I am. Let the excess run out of the grounds, don’t squeeze the bag (because your hands will be soaked), decant to a pitcher, serve over a lot of ice, and let it dilute to your preferred taste. I make a pitcher last a week, and that’s not a good thing; the flavor does go off.

Hot coffee: I use a pour-over, because I live alone. ~33g, paper filter, gooseneck kettle, and hope to hell that the filter doesn’t break. That’s been happening a lot lately. Occasionally, I’ll use my French press or my Chemex. Coffee never, and The Rock means NEVER, looks cooler than it does in a Chemex.

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 8:30 am
by fretless
I've actually cut way down , it has helped me a good bit . Now weed levels have gone through the roof though !!!

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 10:25 am
by Devin
I'm one of those dudes that just loves coffee in pretty much every way shape or form; from straight black all the way to sweet dessert drink style shits

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 4:25 pm
by GuitarBilly
I am not a big coffee drinker but the other day Kimmi gave me this energy drink that just blasted me. Holy caffeine jolt Batman. I felt like I could defeat coronavirus with my own fist..

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 5:17 pm
by newholland
oh yes bretheren. espresso here as well.

been good about NOT getting jacked to the gills... but oh yes, the potential is there :D

full gaggia style- not a moka pot guy- but having had a minor mechanical.. thinkin i need one for the just-in-case!

Re: Pretty much f*#king jacked to the gills on coffee

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 6:26 pm
by Yarbicus
GuitarBilly wrote:I am not a big coffee drinker but the other day Kimmi gave me this energy drink that just blasted me. Holy caffeine jolt Batman. I felt like I could defeat coronavirus with my own fist..

I will never drink an energy drink. Those things scare me. :lol:
When i taught early morning classes all of ny students would walk into class with those giant cans of energy drinks.