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Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:15 pm
by TurboPablo
He has been gone for a week or so and the spelling and grammar on the forum has really gotten better. Did he get corona'd? Or is he the cause of the outbreak in the first place?
I don't believe any of this is a coincidence.
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:20 pm
by Bonano
TurboPablo wrote:He has been gone for a week or so and the spelling and grammar on the forum has really gotten better. Did he get corona'd? Or is he the cause of the outbreak in the first place?
I don't believe any of this is a coincidence.
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:35 pm
by sleewell
hope he is ok
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:48 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
Fretless is ok last I heard a couple days ago. He's gone off grid. I was told to live on without him as best I could.
So far I'm fine.
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:03 pm
by VTM
Doing his first ever oil change on the Toyota he bought 15 years ago?
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:38 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
As I gaze into a Fretlessless horizon....
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gK_2XdjOdY[/youtube]
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:40 pm
by TurboPablo
He's doing double time at the truckstop.
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:30 pm
by GuitarBilly
Ostinato Rubato wrote:As I gaze into a Fretlessless horizon....
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gK_2XdjOdY[/youtube]
Shouldn't it be a fretted horizon though?
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:03 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
Fretful ?
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:11 am
by Zozobra
TB-303'd
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:11 am
by ajaxlepinski
Zozobra wrote:TB-303'd
No machine will EVER replace Fretless!
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:25 am
by clipless bumper
He must really be paranoid, if he is even self-isolating from US!
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:28 am
by nightflameauto
He probably just climbed into a giant bong to social distance himself and didn't want to bother plugging in the wifi.
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:30 am
by TurboPablo
I'm beginning to suspect that he was just a simulation.
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:04 am
by nightflameauto
TurboPablo wrote:I'm beginning to suspect that he was just a simulation.
We're living in a simulation, so he'd be a simulation inside a simulation. Simulationception.
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:38 am
by G-Zod
Up yer butt??
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:39 am
by Devin
TurboPablo wrote:I'm beginning to suspect that he was just a simulation.
He definitely types like a bot
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:40 am
by TurboPablo
G-Zod wrote:Up yer butt??
Why are you always dreaming about my Butt?
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:34 am
by VTM
Formal Quack. Maybe if I quack loud enough he'll come back.
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:08 pm
by TurboPablo
Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Formal Quack. Maybe if I quack loud enough he'll come back.
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
He's probably writing their second song.
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:14 pm
by JiveTurkey
TurboPablo wrote:Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Formal Quack. Maybe if I quack loud enough he'll come back.
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
He's probably writing their second song.
Mojo sent to the fretless one
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:57 am
by Bonano
TurboPablo wrote:Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Formal Quack. Maybe if I quack loud enough he'll come back.
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
He's probably writing their second song.
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:07 am
by skybluegary
TurboPablo wrote:Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Formal Quack. Maybe if I quack loud enough he'll come back.
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
He's probably writing their second song.
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:38 am
by JiveTurkey
In ol' Fretlesseses' defense; writing songs sucks. It's fun when they're done but trying to one (or two) man band it is a FUCKTON of work. Ugh.
Re: Where Is Fretless?
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:59 am
by Ostinato Rubato
THIRD SONG!
