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What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:32 pm
by Tortuga
How much will it cost me to get one of you to take her off my hands?
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Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 5:31 am
by sleewell
Waaaaaaaay more than you got lol
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 6:40 am
by Pepi
Would not trade you my dog for her
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:18 am
by nightflameauto
How much mileage she got on her? Let's barter.
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:25 am
by primeholy
Need pics for answers
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:33 am
by ajaxlepinski
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:21 am
by clipless bumper
pics, and can she cook?
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:32 am
by K-Bizzle
Willing to do a trade but will need cash on your end.
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:36 am
by fretless
can start by washing my truck . I'll pay her 10 bucks
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:21 am
by Tortuga
sleewell wrote:Waaaaaaaay more than you got lol
Damn
Pepi wrote:Would not trade you my dog for her
Neither would I
nightflameauto wrote:How much mileage she got on her? Let's barter.
Dunno... depends on what she's got going on the side
primeholy wrote:Need pics for answers
Not gonna affect this classy place with that kinda stuff
ajaxlepinski wrote:
What I said
clipless bumper wrote:pics, and can she cook?
See above... Bill prolly gonna name me picless after all this
K-Bizzle wrote:Willing to do a trade but will need cash on your end.
fretless wrote:can start by washing my truck . I'll pay her 10 bucks
Did I forget to say she don't do shit?
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:02 am
by Devin
Beat her
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:39 am
by nightflameauto
Devin wrote:Beat her
Have her beat you!
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:41 am
by ajaxlepinski
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:50 am
by fretless
G-SPACE wrote:sleewell wrote:Waaaaaaaay more than you got lol
Damn
Pepi wrote:Would not trade you my dog for her
Neither would I
nightflameauto wrote:How much mileage she got on her? Let's barter.
Dunno... depends on what she's got going on the side
primeholy wrote:Need pics for answers
Not gonna affect this classy place with that kinda stuff
ajaxlepinski wrote:
What I said
clipless bumper wrote:pics, and can she cook?
See above... Bill prolly gonna name me picless after all this
K-Bizzle wrote:Willing to do a trade but will need cash on your end.
fretless wrote:can start by washing my truck . I'll pay her 10 bucks
Did I forget to say she don't do shit?
Dude that's a good 10 bucks wtf
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 12:47 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
If I were a bad friend I would tell you to build her a kennel in the backyard and move in that mistress you're gonna find after a month or two of slinging the G-spizzle to thirsty ladies.
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:17 pm
by ajaxlepinski
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:00 pm
by VTM
Send her to South Dakota so she can eat NFA's balls.
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:03 pm
by nightflameauto
Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Send her to South Dakota so she can eat NFA's balls.
Somebody's gonna eat them balls.
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:08 pm
by Tortuga
Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Send her to South Dakota so she can eat NFA's balls.
This might just be the best idea yet
Ostinato Rubato wrote:If I were a bad friend I would tell you to build her a kennel in the backyard and move in that mistress you're gonna find after a month or two of slinging the G-spizzle to thirsty ladies.
I like the cut of your jib.... think we can bury that kennel?
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:16 pm
by JiveTurkey
Should we be concerned Grimes?
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:25 pm
by Tortuga
JiveTurkey wrote:Should we be concerned Grimes?
considering how much you like horror movies, I'd think your threshold for "concern" pretty much covers this contingency
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:08 pm
by VTM
nightflameauto wrote:Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Send her to South Dakota so she can eat NFA's balls.
Somebody's gonna eat them balls.
And we all know it ain't gonna be your wife.
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:35 pm
by nightflameauto
Dick Butter Nuts wrote:nightflameauto wrote:Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Send her to South Dakota so she can eat NFA's balls.
Somebody's gonna eat them balls.
And we all know it ain't gonna be your wife.
Actually. . .
Nope. Just can't.
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:53 pm
by VTM
nightflameauto wrote:Dick Butter Nuts wrote:nightflameauto wrote:Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Send her to South Dakota so she can eat NFA's balls.
Somebody's gonna eat them balls.
And we all know it ain't gonna be your wife.
Actually. . .
Nope. Just can't.
Can't say I blame her, considering that region smells like a carton of Benson and Hedges smoked and barfed into a garbage can.
Re: What should I do with my wife?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 4:06 pm
by nightflameauto
Dear DBN,
Suck 'em, loser.
