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...like a terrorist. To Canadians. That's the only explanation. I've traveled extensively and have never been stopped or questioned anywhere in the world, other than Canada. Quite literally, every F'n time. I drove into Canuckistan through Port Huron this morning and had to go to the interrogation shed to answer the same questions, worded slightly differently, several times. DAFUQ? Laid-back country and polite people. Pfffftttt. Heading back into 'Murica through New York tomorrow morning. Take your Tim Horton's and stick it in your ass <MiddleFingerSmilie>

did you weed up and bang rental chicks whilst there in the land of beaver ?

Did you walk in with a black beard and say in a middle eastern accent “we are very close! KABOOM!”?:confused:

Were you addressing every other dude as "My friend...." ?

Customs in Canada is the least Canadian place in Canada.
Those guys can eat a bag of dicks with their unnecessary power tripping bullshit.

That said I fucking love Canada. If Canada were south instead of north I'd 100% consider emigrating.

Reminds me of when I was in my early twenties and travelled from Belgium to the UK a lot on the Eurostar. I was *always* the one they "randomly" picked out of the line, with that look on their face of "haha lol we're going to get this guy's drugs". I was tee-total, but definitely looked like a druggie

fretless wrote:did you weed up and bang rental chicks whilst there in the land of beaver ?

^ Bwahaha to all of that

to the Dudley Do-Right Customs bastards

Devin wrote:

fretless wrote:did you weed up and bang rental chicks whilst there in the land of beaver ?

That girl in your avatar looks so full of hate

Were you driving this car?

Pretty sure he was driving this:

Both are solid choices

Don't worry, I get the same thing coming the other way from Canada to the US. I pull out my UK passport and that's that. Sometimes it's 20 minutes or so, but it's been up to 2 hours before. Also, I'm about the whitest dude you'll ever see.

1973 four hippies in a 73 Chevy Vega. We got nailed on the Canadian side. They didn't find anything either but they tore the crap out of my buddies new car

It's your '70's porn star mustache.........

they be jealous!!