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Step 1: Create chocolate chip cookie dough with half the usual amount of chocolate chips.
Step 2: Crush double or mega stuffed oreos to equal the amount of chocolate chips held back.
Step 3: Mix crushed oreos into chocolate chip cookie dough.
Step 4: Bake cookies.
Step 5: Sugar coma.

Wife made a batch of these yesterday and told me I had to bring them to work today or she'd motor through them on her own. They're ridonkulous. The stuffing from the oreos seems to make them a little chewier/softer than normal, yet they don't fall apart like normal chewy chocolate chip cookies do. I just got my empty container back from the customer service director with a note attached that said, "NEED MORE!"

FAT FUCKS UNITE!

(In before DBN says he's dying to get into a cookie, which makes his girl/boyfriends think he's trading up.)

step 1.5 add weed

fretless wrote:step 1.5 add weed

This is implied step 0.

That only sounds edible if you are some sort of fat sack of shit.



























What alcohol and ice cream accompaniment do you recommend for me?

The title of this thread is much funnier if you replace food with foot.

Rampage wrote:That only sounds edible if you are some sort of fat sack of shit.

YES!

What alcohol and ice cream accompaniment do you recommend for me?

Perhaps a nice smoky scotch, like a Laphroaig or a Bowmore. Then either Kit Cat ice cream or Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream that you've crushed more oreos over and then poured some chocolate syrup on for good measure.

Zozobra wrote:The title of this thread is much funnier if you replace food with foot.

Hey, if Salma Hayek is stopping by to do the snake dance, I'm happy to develop a foot fetish to rival Quentin Tarantino's.

Zozobra wrote:The title of this thread is much funnier if you replace food with foot.

I've been substitoobering fat sack for food. But hey, whatever works!

Strange thing has happened to me over the last year.


I've completely lost my sweet tooth. Outside of a soda every other day I just can't really do candy or dessert treats at all.

That does sound good though.

Somebody get Mike a sweet tooth transplant, STAT! THIS SHALL NOT STAND!

This always cracks me up...
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlL2sKWHaQ0[/youtube]