Jeffrey Epstein commits “suicide”
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Jeffrey Epstein commits “suicide”
Everyone knew it was coming. He “failed” a few weeks back.
If it isn’t obvious to everyone, this was called the day he was arrested that maybe the Clinton’s and their death squad would take care of their old boy. Either way and whoever was behind it, , it just is hilarious to me that there is this elite group of scum bags who do as they please and often the unknowing/ignorant public will even vote them into office.
Funny, sick stuff
If it isn’t obvious to everyone, this was called the day he was arrested that maybe the Clinton’s and their death squad would take care of their old boy. Either way and whoever was behind it, , it just is hilarious to me that there is this elite group of scum bags who do as they please and often the unknowing/ignorant public will even vote them into office.
Funny, sick stuff
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I agree completely, except I don't find it hilarious.
no way he wasn't murdered.
no way he wasn't murdered.
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It’s hilarious cause people support these people because of money, status, power, etc. And most are total scum bags. It’s such an easy charade to see thru. And To see the character of these people, yet... most still enjoy the wool pulled over their eyes.
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We're just arguing semantics - I agree it is ridiculous (just not hilarious) - but that is the way the world operates - I found it will ever change
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Shame. I wanted this situation to destroy them.
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I would love to see the Criminal Elite of this country burn in the flames of righteous justice. But that’s also silly of me for being deluded enough to even hope for it.
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There’s also a steady amount of suspicion that he isn’t dead at all and he’s just disappeared. I’d like to think that seems just a bit too ridiculous but you really can’t rule it out at the moment. He’s literally operated above and outside virtually all laws. His “time” served the first time was hardly prison. So now, it’s just TOO much that he can’t pull the ultimate get out of jail card and pay for a fake death and new identity?
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I don’t let myself go that deep into the theories anymore but anything is possible.
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Sums me up
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EndTime wrote:There’s also a steady amount of suspicion that he isn’t dead at all and he’s just disappeared. I’d like to think that seems just a bit too ridiculous but you really can’t rule it out at the moment. He’s literally operated above and outside virtually all laws. His “time” served the first time was hardly prison. So now, it’s just TOO much that he can’t pull the ultimate get out of jail card and pay for a fake death and new identity?
Interesting theory... he certainly has enough money to pay his way out of jail and disappear.
All those CEOs, Board Members and Politicians, who visited Pedo Island, had enough money and connections to help pull it off.
He's prolly in a nice, seaside chatteau on the Crimea by now.... or roasting in a crematorium.
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You mean suicide watch isn't just watching a person commit suicide?
The only thing that is going to burn is all the evidence when there is a mysterious fire
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EndTime wrote:If it isn’t obvious to everyone, this was called the day he was arrested that maybe the Clinton’s and their death squad would take care of their old boy.

But what about his ties to Donald Trump and William Barr? Can we start speculating that Trump and his death squad got to him? After all, the Trump administration are responsible for the Federal Bureau of Prisons, so clearly they had opportunity. It's true, I read it on the interwebz!!!!

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MikeO wrote:EndTime wrote:If it isn’t obvious to everyone, this was called the day he was arrested that maybe the Clinton’s and their death squad would take care of their old boy.
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But what about his ties to Donald Trump and William Barr? Can we start speculating that Trump and his death squad got to him? After all, the Trump administration are responsible for the Federal Bureau of Prisons, so clearly they had opportunity. It's true, I read it on the interwebz!!!!
Trump acknowledges knowing him, there ain’t really anyone saying he was there having sex with teens tho. Clinton went to his private island without security detail like 20 times. Idk, Math adds up to Clinton would really not like the details of those visits coming out. But yeah, it could be any one of them. I’m sure there are plenty guilty
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There are some pants-sh!ttingly hilarious memes circulating that Billy would no-likey here. But my god
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I wonder if Epstein had a failsafe? "If I die, the info will come out" type of thing. An insurance policy of sorts.
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a few things that would drive a man to kill himself , this mess would be #1 , totally believable . A giant piece of shit takes the easy way out , not even a little shocking . I hope they give all of his assets to his victims .
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BroSlinger wrote:I wonder if Epstein had a failsafe? "If I die, the info will come out" type of thing. An insurance policy of sorts.
If he had a failsafe package, who ever is in possession of it would be easily bought off.
There are VERY wealthy people involved who have lots of cash on hand.
I doubt it ever occurred to Epstein that something like this could possibly happen. So, I'm betting, no failsage package.
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Jeffrey Epstein had large practically bombproof safes in each of his houses. He had god money and 15 years to think about things. So I'm guessing he had dirt somewhere on some of those involved. Everyone keeps talking about Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew. Alex Acosta wouldn't have stopped the investigation for those two. There is someone very high in Republican circles that Alex didn't want to come to light. High enough to make you Secretary of Labor.
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Filthy rich people feel they are invulnerable.... Epstein especially, since he had all those "friends" who got him off in 2008.
I'm sticking with no failsafe package.
Of course, I could be wrong but, I'm pretty sure they are all sleeping much easier, now.
There are very wealthy politicians (on both sides of the aisle) and far more wealthy political "donors" who needed to protect themselves.
The Koch Brothers and possibly George Soros may have visited Pedo Island.
A few phone calls and a few suitcases full of cases full of cash is all it would take.
I'm sticking with no failsafe package.
Of course, I could be wrong but, I'm pretty sure they are all sleeping much easier, now.
There are very wealthy politicians (on both sides of the aisle) and far more wealthy political "donors" who needed to protect themselves.
The Koch Brothers and possibly George Soros may have visited Pedo Island.
A few phone calls and a few suitcases full of cases full of cash is all it would take.
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Rudy Giuliani just tweeted: “The conspiracy theories concerning the Epstein death are multiplying. The facts seem unbelievable. But it is best to wait for some key facts like the findings of the autopsy. Withholding judgement is the wisest course to follow. The DOJ is very motivated to get to the bottom of it.” And now back to your previously scheduled conspiracy theory from Rudy. Is Rudy saying that we can trust the DOJ and its deep state?
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Yeah this is starting to get political and partisan. Probably will be locked in a few.
Since 2016 I've tried to understand why people align with their chosen ideologies. Turns out that these things are primarily driven by temperament and by moral leanings that seem to be inherent in each individual from birth. There's a lot of research that shows that you don't really choose how you lean, which is why you have families that argue and bicker over politics even though they're all born and raised in similar ways with similar values instilled at home. We're all essentially right or left since birth.
When our dialogue is healthy these main two right-left perspectives offer a lot of problem solving potential where each position is valid in various ways and through a dynamic process of engagement we can come together to create better and more nuanced solutions than either side could have formulated on their own. It's likely an evolutionary mechanism that better ensures our survival.
But this underlying truth is hijacked by team-sports tribalism, branding and fakery, ruins that potential and instead we have what we have today... total communication breakdown and wild conspiracy theories. Conspiracy theories are sometimes correct, but right now all we're doing as a nation is shit slinging. Total ape brain takeover. Pretty sure we're screwed.
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Since 2016 I've tried to understand why people align with their chosen ideologies. Turns out that these things are primarily driven by temperament and by moral leanings that seem to be inherent in each individual from birth. There's a lot of research that shows that you don't really choose how you lean, which is why you have families that argue and bicker over politics even though they're all born and raised in similar ways with similar values instilled at home. We're all essentially right or left since birth.
When our dialogue is healthy these main two right-left perspectives offer a lot of problem solving potential where each position is valid in various ways and through a dynamic process of engagement we can come together to create better and more nuanced solutions than either side could have formulated on their own. It's likely an evolutionary mechanism that better ensures our survival.
But this underlying truth is hijacked by team-sports tribalism, branding and fakery, ruins that potential and instead we have what we have today... total communication breakdown and wild conspiracy theories. Conspiracy theories are sometimes correct, but right now all we're doing as a nation is shit slinging. Total ape brain takeover. Pretty sure we're screwed.
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The problem is greed . Deadly sin # fuck you I got mine and I'll take yours too .
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A pretty good buddy from my gym said he knows the guy who choked out Epstein the 1st time out, an I actually know the guy (it its true) he was a steroid guy that I actually worked out at with at my gym, I actually worked out with him a couple times and he was cool with me but you could see he was a darker type guy
Who the fvck knows what happened, this is NOT a partisan thing - he had friends on all sides of the aisle and uber rich
We just know that he's dead and its not a stretch, lets see what comes out of the investigation

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We just know that he's dead and its not a stretch, lets see what comes out of the investigation
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