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Reporting in

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:04 pm
by Pepi
My Balls are melting down here

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:05 pm
by ajaxlepinski
You need a pair of Snowball Pants...
http://musingsofavastright-winger.blogs ... -help.html

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 3:11 pm
by Ry Manchu
It's supposed to be even hotter tomorrow. Don't forget to reapply sunscreen every 2 hours or after you dry off from swimming. I'm partial to Sun Bum and Neutrogena.

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 4:37 pm
by TurboPablo
That's cuz they sagging down to the hot asphalt.

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:31 pm
by Pepi
TurboPablo wrote:That's cuz they sagging down to the hot asphalt.

You right .... rubber bands work great

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:21 pm
by clipless bumper
How exactly do they work?

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:32 am
by VTM
clipless bumper wrote:How exactly do they work?


Like a poor man's cock ring.

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:17 am
by Pepi
11 and hot as hell. Water cleared up

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:01 am
by clipless bumper

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 10:58 am
by Pepi
Another clear water day :) Two hour air boat ride today Deep sea fishing tomorrow and then back HOME. Being in a condo with 9 people is getting on me nerves

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:13 am
by ajaxlepinski
clipless bumper wrote:don't be so sure


Isn't that stuff edible? Could solve the pending overpopulation/food-shortage issue?

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:14 pm
by Pepi
This laying out on the beach is for the fucking birds. Use to love it ...Boring

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 3:39 pm
by long standing member
Pepi wrote:This laying out on the beach is for the fucking birds. Use to love it ...Boring

word........
except I never liked it.

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 4:51 pm
by Ry Manchu
I'm not big on laying on the beach. I prefer sitting in a chair with half a yeti full of ice cold beer next to me and the other half in my stomach. Once I start to get too drunk then I have a burger and go swimming.

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:55 am
by long standing member
Ry Manchu wrote:I'm not big on laying on the beach. I prefer sitting in a chair with half a yeti full of ice cold beer next to me and the other half in my stomach. Once I start to get too drunk then I have a burger and go swimming.


ain't nothin' sharks like better than a half digested cheeseburger & beer!

They come a' runnin'!

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 7:35 am
by Ry Manchu
I don't get seasick. Generations of sailors on both sides of the family.

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:49 am
by long standing member
Ry Manchu wrote:I don't get seasick. Generations of sailors on both sides of the family.

cool........
last time I went deep sea fishing I fed the fish.
While I was busy heaving overboard, somebody stole the fish I caught from my "catch bucket".
I love new yorkers :mad:

Re: Reporting in

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:53 am
by Pepi
60 lb of red snappers. I just watched the boys this time. People too close together getting lines tangled out the ass