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Ninja Haiku
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 11:53 am
by IndyWS6
Today's topic, Ninja's and farts. Because, sophomoric humor
Silent but deadly
Aloft, like a leaf on the wind
A Ninja crop dusts
Steamy and pungent
Ninja fills his Shozoku
Never trust a fart
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 11:55 am
by Tortuga
IB4 Mikey....
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 1:20 pm
by clipless bumper
G-SPACE wrote:IB4 Mikey....
because farts?
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 3:25 pm
by SuperFlyinMonke
Shinobi's revenge
Obtained noxious repulsion
Anally propelled
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 3:28 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
My ass just whispered
"Ostinato Rubato"
Silent but deadly
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 3:30 pm
by ajaxlepinski
She had savage butt
Just the way you like it round
Clean tasty mud flaps
Well, no ninjas or farts but, I'm including a nice photo...
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 4:04 pm
by clipless bumper
came in like the breeze
farted quite obnoxiously
left a foul odor
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 4:15 pm
by IndyWS6
Some adhere to the rules (5-7-5) better than others, but you all make me proud. I salute you
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 4:27 pm
by SuperFlyinMonke
Watch out for Pepi
The old guy makes shitty threads
Farts are piping hot
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:53 am
by IndyWS6
Today's topic, lunch/dinner options...
Must eat healthier
Took big beef poop this morning
A salad is best
[Dovetailed into yesterday's topic...]
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:56 am
by SuperFlyinMonke
Milk from your mom's tit
Then wash it down with some beer
Healthy breakfast wins
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:20 am
by clipless bumper
Today's lunch menu
Burgers Ribs Fries Dogs Baked Beans
Even Onion Rings
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:47 am
by IndyWS6
Took the salad route
Crispy chicken; Ranch dressing
Was not that healthy
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:12 pm
by clipless bumper
The rings really sucked
Fries were soggy - no hot dogs
Ribs burgers baked beans great!
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:15 pm
by IndyWS6
Yo, dude. Soggy rings?
Bullshit. Unacceptable.
Rings are glorious
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:17 pm
by IndyWS6
Hasty 5-7-5
Fries were soggy, not the rings
Jumped to conclusion
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:46 pm
by ajaxlepinski
SuperFlyinMonke wrote:Milk from your mom's tit
Then wash it down with some beer
Healthy breakfast wins
That made me LOL at work!!!
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:37 am
by IndyWS6
Today's topic is meetings...
Eight meetings today
How many is too many?
Eight. The answer is eight
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:47 am
by clipless bumper
IndyWS6 wrote:Today's topic is meetings...
Eight meetings today
How many is too many?
Eight. The answer's eight
FTFY - so
now on to this new Haiku
No meetings today!
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:54 am
by IndyWS6
clipless bumper wrote:IndyWS6 wrote:Today's topic is meetings...
Eight meetings today
How many is too many?
Eight. The answer's eight
FTFY - so
now on to this new Haiku
No meetings today!
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:40 am
by Yarbicus
IndyWS6 wrote:clipless bumper wrote:IndyWS6 wrote:Today's topic is meetings...
Eight meetings today
How many is too many?
Eight. The answer's eight
FTFY - so
now on to this new Haiku
No meetings today!
Brilliant.
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 11:49 am
by itchyfingers
Fuck eight meetings on
Friday, more like beers for lunch
and then a blues jam
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:54 pm
by IndyWS6
Back-to-back-to-back
Long Friday lunch? Nope. FUBAR
Too many meetings
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:29 am
by IndyWS6
Today's topic: Monday...
Despair comes calling
Hello, darkness, my old friend
Depression takes hold
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:54 am
by clipless bumper
I so love Mondays
back to work to hit the grind
today is so great!!!