Salsa Fixin's...
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 11:23 am
... are in the ground.
Life, and a shitty spring, got in the way last year so I didn't plant anything. Spring this year has also sucked, but I found a window of opportunity to get several tomato plants, plus Jalapeno's, Tabasco's, Serrano's and Cayenne's in the ground. I have plenty of "super hots" in the freezer, so there will be options to ratchet the intensity. Need to start thinking of new names for the final product.
"Pepper von Richter's Capsaicin Squeezin's"
5.5 - Moderate
"Slight damage to the intestinal tract can be expected"
7.5 - Major
"Internal organs may be harmed"
9 - Decimation
"Anal liquefaction should be expected"
Life, and a shitty spring, got in the way last year so I didn't plant anything. Spring this year has also sucked, but I found a window of opportunity to get several tomato plants, plus Jalapeno's, Tabasco's, Serrano's and Cayenne's in the ground. I have plenty of "super hots" in the freezer, so there will be options to ratchet the intensity. Need to start thinking of new names for the final product.
"Pepper von Richter's Capsaicin Squeezin's"
5.5 - Moderate
"Slight damage to the intestinal tract can be expected"
7.5 - Major
"Internal organs may be harmed"
9 - Decimation
"Anal liquefaction should be expected"
Fingers crossed. My "garden" is 10 plants against the house. It's usually feast or famine - depending on the weather...