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I'm black
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 5:35 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
The DNA test I took last year revealed that I'm 2% North African. According to the majority of the media at this current moment in time any fraction larger that 1/1,000,000th means you qualify as being that particular race/ethnicity.
I am 1/50th black so therefore I'm black.
Might change to that dark theme...
Re: I'm black
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 5:42 pm
by fretless
I thought all life originated from
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY[/video]
Re: I'm black
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:27 pm
by rock flag and eagle
3% sub-Saharan right here my brother
Re: I'm black
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:30 pm
by Noah
I have some Siberian so I'm just a land bridge away from being Cherokee.
lulz at Warren shooting herself in the foot.
Re: I'm black
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:36 pm
by Pepi
I'm dumb
Re: I'm black
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:39 pm
by Beef
Re: I'm black
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:53 pm
by BroSlinger
Isn’t North Africa more Mediterranean Islamic like Tunisia?
Re: I'm black
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:55 pm
by clipless bumper
Ostinato Rubato wrote:.....According to the majority of the media at this current moment in time any fraction larger that 1/1,000,000th means you qualify as being that particular race/ethnicity........
I'm black.
What news media do you watch?
Re: I'm black
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:56 pm
by TurboPablo
Great. More cultural appropriation and claims of minority status whenever it's convenient.
Re: I'm black
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:17 pm
by Kardula
One drop rule bro
Re: I'm black
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:34 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
BroSlinger wrote:Isn’t North Africa more Mediterranean Islamic like Tunisia?
Are you questioning my blackness?
Re: I'm black
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:42 pm
by TurboPablo
Next, you'll be claiming that you are part Cantalopian.
Re: I'm black
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:49 pm
by clipless bumper
More like guacamolian.
Re: I'm black
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:15 am
by IndyWS6
I'm 100% "Not Really Sure" - because I'm not willingly giving a DNA sample to a commercial interest to exploit or lose in a data breach...
Re: I'm black
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:28 am
by long standing member
Ostinato Rubato wrote:The DNA test I took last year revealed that I'm 2% North African. According to the majority of the media at this current moment in time any fraction larger that 1/1,000,000th means you qualify as being that particular race/ethnicity.
Re: I'm black
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:36 am
by long standing member
Ostinato Rubato wrote:The DNA test I took last year revealed that I'm 2% North African. According to the majority of the media at this current moment in time any fraction larger that 1/1,000,000th means you qualify as being that particular race/ethnicity.
I am 1/50th black so therefore I'm black.
Might change to that dark theme...
You have been officially warned:
Do not leave your car parked in a handicapped spot and go get a Slim Jim.
Re: I'm black
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 7:22 am
by Marc G
I did a test once.... I'm 45% bacon, 45% whiskey, 10% Indian food...
Re: I'm black
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 7:43 am
by Pepi
IndyWS6 wrote:I'm 100% "Not Really Sure" - because I'm not willingly giving a DNA sample to a commercial interest to exploit or lose in a data breach...
WELL ... maybe I'm not dumb after all
Re: I'm black
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:13 am
by redeyes
I'm at least %25 asshole and %25 douchebag. The rest is just a blend of jerk and stupid.
Re: I'm black
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:26 am
by Pepi
Jerk or Jerky
Re: I'm black
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:33 am
by Devin
I'm jelly
Re: I'm black
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:07 am
by ajaxlepinski
redeyes wrote:I'm at least %25 asshole and %25 douchebag. The rest is just a blend of jerk and stupid.
We must be cousins!
Re: I'm black
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:11 am
by GuitarBilly
IndyWS6 wrote:I'm 100% "Not Really Sure" - because I'm not willingly giving a DNA sample to a commercial interest to exploit or lose in a data breach...
what do you think could happen? Genuinely curious.
We leave DNA samples at commercial interests all the time.. gyms, restaurants, barber shops, doctors offices, even your trash. Anytime you discard something that was in contact with your saliva, sweat, hair, blood etc that's a DNA sample right there. Anyone interested in obtaining your DNA could obtain a sample easily and get it profiled in a day.
Re: I'm black
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:17 am
by itchyfingers
[video]https://youtu.be/kga2soqvMF0[/video]
Re: I'm black
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:19 am
by clipless bumper
GuitarBilly wrote:IndyWS6 wrote:I'm 100% "Not Really Sure" - because I'm not willingly giving a DNA sample to a commercial interest to exploit or lose in a data breach...
what do you think could happen? Genuinely curious. ........
Here are some things that could happen:
Fear mongering article