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I pick Gwen stefani. Weaker team. Easier to win knockout round against weak teammate.

Is this like American idol or something? I heard it was......terribke.

hardvalve wrote:Is this like American idol or something? I heard it was......terribke.

Like idol, but Charles Barkley puts ecstasy in your drinks.

BroSlinger wrote:

hardvalve wrote:Is this like American idol or something? I heard it was......terribke.

Like idol, but Charles Barkley puts ecstasy in your drinks.

Oh, I might like it then.

I'd pick Gwen then spend the whole time trying to bone her. Btw, I don't watch this show and I hate Adam Levine and Alicia Keys.

Adam or Blake. They know how to coach and lead people to victory.

Blake wins every year anyways................

He wins a lot but he's been there the longest. Adam wins too though. I hate hearing Adam on the radio but he's actually a pretty good coach. Blake too though. They are both good. If you were an aspiring singer you would be smart to pick either.

Adam because the only good thing Blake has ever done is figure out a way to put bacon and cheddar in a crust.

Ry Manchu wrote:I'd pick Gwen then spend the whole time trying to bone her.

I don't get it. I really don't fucking get what people see in her.

The Hiryuu wrote:

Ry Manchu wrote:I'd pick Gwen then spend the whole time trying to bone her.

I don't get it. I really don't fucking get what people see in her.

I hate alterna-Raggedy Ann. I hate everything she touches.

I think Gwen's hot.

BroSlinger wrote:I think Gwen's hot.

um... yeah. why is this even a discussion.

She a fuckload significantly hotter than Shirley Manson that's for fucking sure.

I watch the voice with my wife and sister in law and she's absolutely edible on every single episode. without question would.

Also I had sushi in Malibu once and sat at the table next to her. Literally 4 feet away from her. She wasn't wearing any makeup. Still absolutely gorgeous, even more so in person and without the makeup. that was like 13 years ago.

MR RUBATO wrote:

BroSlinger wrote:I think Gwen's hot.

um... yeah. why is this even a discussion.

She a fuckload significantly hotter than Shirley Manson that's for fucking sure.

I watch the voice with my wife and sister in law and she's absolutely edible on every single episode. without question would.

Also I had sushi in Malibu once and sat at the table next to her. Literally 4 feet away from her. She wasn't wearing any makeup. Still absolutely gorgeous, even more so in person and without the makeup. that was like 13 years ago.

I saw no doubt live. Gwen is megahot in person.

she seems absolutely fucking delicious.

She's got the body of a 10 year old boy. Maybe she's filled out since she got pregnant or whatever, but last I saw there's like nothing to her neck down.

And I'd hope she looks more human without the makeup. Her face is like a cartoon character.

The Hiryuu wrote:She's got the body of a 10 year old boy. Maybe she's filled out since she got pregnant or whatever, but last I saw there's like nothing to her neck down.

And I'd hope she looks more human without the makeup. Her face is like a cartoon character.

Does she leave cracker crumbs on your sheets? Are her knees too pointy?

I don't watch shows like this so I've probably got the wrong show but I'd pick Ben Folds just because I want to be even 1/100th as awesome at song writing as he is.

Ry Manchu wrote:

The Hiryuu wrote:She's got the body of a 10 year old boy. Maybe she's filled out since she got pregnant or whatever, but last I saw there's like nothing to her neck down.

And I'd hope she looks more human without the makeup. Her face is like a cartoon character.

Does she leave cracker crumbs on your sheets? Are her knees too pointy?

I'm not saying I would turn down the opportunity if it somehow arose in whatever weird hypothetical. Just that I'd never specifically seek her out and given the choice, I'm sure there's thousands of women I'd choose before her without hyperbole.

And she can't sing worth a shit either.

I can agree with these statements.

However, Gwen sings better than you think. I've seen her live and she had a surprisingly bigger voice. Still not amazing, but she's a legit performer.

Ya'll talking about some chick with no titties and I'm thinking about the Blake/Adam bromance.