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Saw that earlier.

Oh my LORD!. YES!!!


I bet when she drops her pants, the Bury Me In Smoke intro starts playing


Bury me in cheeks

Word. I consider myself a fan already

Word. That thing would be numb whe I got done with it.

Me: in the emergency room after my jawbone falls out

word

Murdoch wrote:I would feast on that butthole. FEAST, I say.

That isn't very hygienic.

Murdoch wrote:

Rampage wrote:

Murdoch wrote:I would feast on that butthole. FEAST, I say.

That isn't very hygienic.

Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.

I just hope you have some Tic Tacs.

Murdoch wrote:

100 watt wrote:Word. That thing would be numb whe I got done with it.

Me: in the emergency room after my jawbone falls out

True story:

Now I'm listening to Bury Me in Smoke thinking about feasting on hot girl's butthole.

You son of a bitch.

visualize spankinh her to the rythm of the outtro, and some "fun thumb" action to the lead


I tipped a titty dancer $25.00 one night who danced to "Eyes Of The South".

She climbed the pole & slid down right about the time Phillip says "GOD DAMN".

Wasnt much to look at, but the tuneage made up for it

Very toit.

That is a stellar example of a perfect ghetto bootay.

My favorite kind.

Word. If a woman ain't got no ass, I ain't interested. Pretty eyes & a pretty head of long dark hair are a must as well

100 watt wrote:Word. If a woman ain't got no ass, I ain't interested. Pretty eyes & a pretty head of long dark hair are a must as well

Tits and ass aside, I love a pretty woman with short hair. Just something about it that screams freaky confidence.

Wasn't there a book written about this? Something about a guy tilting at windmills on his horse? I think it was called, "Don Quibootay."

racerevlon wrote:Wasn't there a book written about this? Something about a guy tilting at windmills on his horse? I think it was called, "Don Quibootay."

Yeah, someone wrote the book but nobody read it because the pages were all stuck together.

Murdoch's breath smells of only the finest butthole

Chuck Nutz wrote:Murdoch's breath smells of only the finest butthole

Would butthole sniffer be analogous to cork sniffer in this case?

Yoga pants ftw.

Rampage wrote:

Chuck Nutz wrote:Murdoch's breath smells of only the finest butthole

Would butthole sniffer be analogous to cork sniffer in this case?

I wonder if this would apply to chicks who are picky about tampons?

Was expecting continual ass in this thread, I am disappoint.

Richard Pryor said it best:
"Bitch look so fine I want to suck her daddy's dick!"