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Mesa/Kramer
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/msg/3623512639.html

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HUSBAND RAN OFF WITH HIS 400 POUND METH DEALER... SHE SO HIPPO JUMBO... 5 OF HIM CAN HIDE BEHIND HER ....BUT SHE MADE HIM AND ADDICT.... SO ALL THE GUITARS I BOUGHT GET SOLD ""NO GIBSONS"" HE TOOK SOME THEY ARE AT THE 400 POUND HIPPO' DEALERS HOUSE SHE IS A ""CI"" AND TURNS IN MEN FOR MONEY...... AND GETS PAID A THOUSAND A MONTH FOR THREE NAMES .. SHE WAS FIRED AT WORKING AT A PRISON AND GIVING INMATES DRUGS.... SHE DELIBERTLY GETS MEN HOOKED ON METH... THEN TURNS THEM IN.. SHE GOT MY HUSBAND HOOKED ON METH NOW HE IS JAIL, BECAUSE OF THIS SOW PIG......

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wtf :lol:
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Need more info about guitars...
Guitars:
Gibson Les Paul Traditional Pro
Fender Standard Stratocaster MIM
Tama 3555 Acoustic

Gear:
Kemper Profiler, JBL LSR308, Sennheiser HD 280 Pro, Focusrite Scarlett 6i6, Apple iMac, Garageband
DIY Soldano X88R clone and 50W rack poweramp -> TC Electronic G Major II -> BBE Sonic Maximizer 362 -> RANE PE 15 Parametric EQ -> DIY Soldano X88R clone and 50W rack poweramp -> DIY 1x12 Cab

Fucks:
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Stupid people seem to attract one another
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I swear that could've been posted on my local CL.
Main Guitars: Gibson SG Classic, Agile AL3100, Fender Blacktop Telecaster
Amps: ACC150 (x2), Peavey VTM120, JCM600, Peavey Bravo, Yamaha THR5
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WTF did I read? :freak: :lol:
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Yes.
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