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bang Taylor Swift or not?

Note: I didn't ask if you would date her, I asked if you would bang her, they can be, and for the purposes of this discussion, are, mutually exclusive.

I dunno, she's not curvy and all that, but in what universe is she not attractive?

In b4 "my girlfriend/wife is hotter", "I see hotter girls on the street everyday", "she's a nutcase", etc., I didn't ask you any of that.

holy fuck yes


inwayb4thepointykneebrigade

Oh, hell, yes and then I would sue her for some of the profits from the song she would write afterwards.

Nope

Of course, why not.

I have heard that she loves playing practical jokes while on tour and women with a decent sense of humor are hard to resist.

shine wrote:Nope

Pussy

nightflameauto wrote:

Yarbicus wrote:I have heard that she loves playing practical jokes while on tour and women with a decent sense of humor are hard to resist.

You ever seen any of her interviews? I have a feeling her practical jokes are like a piece of paper hanging on somebody's suitcase that says, "GAWT U!" and then she'll laugh about it for days.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6Shej-W_WY[/video]

nightflameauto wrote:You're punking yourself if you think I'm gonna click play on a Keith Urban clip.

Your call but it is actually pretty funny.

Yarbicus wrote:

nightflameauto wrote:

Yarbicus wrote:I have heard that she loves playing practical jokes while on tour and women with a decent sense of humor are hard to resist.

You ever seen any of her interviews? I have a feeling her practical jokes are like a piece of paper hanging on somebody's suitcase that says, "GAWT U!" and then she'll laugh about it for days.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6Shej-W_WY[/video]

This is the most confusing thing I've ever seen.

nightflameauto wrote:

Yarbicus wrote:I have heard that she loves playing practical jokes while on tour and women with a decent sense of humor are hard to resist.

You ever seen any of her interviews? I have a feeling her practical jokes are like a piece of paper hanging on somebody's suitcase that says, "GAWT U!" and then she'll laugh about it for days.

This. She's got the problem where she's hot so everyone tells her she's really funny and really smart and really interesting. If she ever loses her looks I think she'd be in for a huge surprise to find out she has none of those traits.

I'd poop on her chest, yeah.

Wait what?

My brain says the woman plays pop country and sits on a couch on stage, so no way.

My penis says my brain is gay.

Would

I'd do it just so she could write a song about me... then I'd be famous FOR EVA!!

in this hypothetical world is it the rich & famous taylor swift or just some random chick that looks/acts exactly like her?

further, in this hypothetical world, is this a "must pursue to bang" or "sit still and the pussy will land on your cock" situation?

^^^^^^ you are thinking about this WAY too hard.

zach wrote:in this hypothetical world is it the rich & famous taylor swift or just some random chick that looks/acts exactly like her?

further, in this hypothetical world, is this a "must pursue to bang" or "sit still and the pussy will land on your cock" situation?

Way to think it out, Elton.

Honestly pretty much any celebrity thats a 6 or better I would simply to be able to say I did.

Would I bang her? Well, duh.

Do I find her very attractive? Not really.

She's scrawny and has a pinched pointy face and while not ugly isn't really my idea of very attractive at all.

But I would totally bang her and get a song wrote about me. Why not?

*Assumes she likes to be made to cry*

K-Bizzle wrote:Honestly pretty much any celebrity thats a 6 or better I would simply to be able to say I did.

Again my thoughts summed up in a single sentence.

I'll unleash the best 30 seconds of fucking fury to her, ever.

Can I rape her anally with a schecter? Cause I like to change my answer.

I was asked this question today. My answer:

"Totally would, and afterwards she could write a song with a clever double meaning called "You Split Me In Half"

I wouldn't just fuck her, I would become her K-Fed. I'd be all over TMZ douching up her life.

The Anomaly wrote:^^^^^^ you are thinking about this WAY too hard.

Rampage wrote:Way to think it out, Elton.