Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:35 pm
She headed to CA until Monday. So, should it be rum, whiskey, bourbon, or???
Yarbicus wrote:She headed to CA until Monday. So, should it be rum, whiskey, bourbon, or???
Yes.
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Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:39 pm
Yes.
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:43 pm
Oh, fapping is pretty much a given as is putting my new RGX and Multistomp through their paces. But what should I be drankin'?!?!?!
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:46 pm
Makers Mark
Pr0n
lots of pr0n.
Pr0n
lots of pr0n.
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:48 pm
Since no one mentioned it.
Porn.
Porn.
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:49 pm
buttehole pron, at that.
Buttehole pr0n is always win/win
Buttehole pr0n is always win/win
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:52 pm
100 watt wrote:Makers Mark
Pr0n
lots of pr0n.
OK, solid choice! Anything else?
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:54 pm
WTF the picture I posted turned into something completely different....
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:55 pm
nightflameauto wrote:The juices of a nubile teen girl's nether regions?
Considering what I do for a living, could get me fired.
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:59 pm
Horror Movie Marathon
80's movie Marathon
(for when the fap gets tiresome, or when you start feeling ashamed of yourself)
80's movie Marathon
(for when the fap gets tiresome, or when you start feeling ashamed of yourself)
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:04 pm
call your buddies
dive bar
shots
wings
drunken rock session
dive bar
shots
wings
drunken rock session
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:05 pm
I'm really on a huge rum kick right now and plan on polishing some off tonight due to today having been a highly successful day. I grabbed a couple of bottles of Captain Morgan Black and I've been impressed for the price.
Yeah, now that I am thinking about it, I'm not, not going to get hammered tonight.
Yeah, now that I am thinking about it, I'm not, not going to get hammered tonight.
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:08 pm
Rampage wrote:I'm really on a huge rum kick right now and plan on polishing some off tonight due to today having been a highly successful day. I grabbed a couple of bottles of Captain Morgan Black and I've been impressed for the price.
Yeah, now that I am thinking about it, I'm not, not going to get hammered tonight.
I usually go for Kraken but looking for something different.
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:10 pm
Enjoy a small roadtrip by yourself. It's always good to get away from things & have alone time, when you have the chance. No matter how well you get along with your ol lady.
Go see a buddy you havent seen in a while
Hang out at the music store for a couple hours.
Eat at a place your wife doesnt like to eat at
Build something
Oh yeah. PR0N!
Go see a buddy you havent seen in a while
Hang out at the music store for a couple hours.
Eat at a place your wife doesnt like to eat at
Build something
Oh yeah. PR0N!
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:15 pm
100 watt wrote:Enjoy a small roadtrip by yourself. It's always good to get away from things & have alone time, when you have the chance. No matter how well you get along with your ol lady.
Go see a buddy you havent seen in a while
Hang out at the music store for a couple hours.
Eat at a place your wife doesnt like to eat at
Build something
Oh yeah. PR0N!
You, sir, are wise! Still gots the kids so no road trip. But the other items are totally on the menu! First up is pizza covered in roasted garlic. Later tonight, I get to rewire my new Yamaha.
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:32 pm
Yarbicus wrote:Rampage wrote:I'm really on a huge rum kick right now and plan on polishing some off tonight due to today having been a highly successful day. I grabbed a couple of bottles of Captain Morgan Black and I've been impressed for the price.
Yeah, now that I am thinking about it, I'm not, not going to get hammered tonight.
I usually go for Kraken but looking for something different.
As a huge Kraken fan myself, I would also recommend Gossling's Black Seal for a black rum. It's my go to cheap rum, but I went with the Captain Morgan Black because it was dirt cheap when I bought it (shit in the plastic bottle was more expensive). Whatever you do, stay away from Tattoo unless you are undergrad at a state college business school.
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:14 pm
nightflameauto wrote:The juices of a nubile teen girl's nether regions?
Holy fuck, I laughed HARD.
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:35 pm
Also, what horror/violent/nasty films streaming on Netflix should I watch?
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:49 pm
Yarbicus wrote:Also, what horror/violent/nasty films streaming on Netflix should I watch?
Not CHUD.
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:51 pm
Rampage wrote:Yarbicus wrote:Also, what horror/violent/nasty films streaming on Netflix should I watch?
Not CHUD.
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:57 pm
Yarbicus wrote:Also, what horror/violent/nasty films streaming on Netflix should I watch?
Evil Dead
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:03 pm
surprised no ones mentioned porn or drinking yet.
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:07 pm
See how many times you can fap in 24 hours without a lung or kidney dropping out your urethra. Aim for 8. Be 14 again.
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:23 pm
Went with Jack D tonight. I met get really crazy and drink Jack n' Coke while doing my taxes. 
Re: Wife Out of Town
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:45 pm
Yarbicus wrote:Went with Jack D tonight. I met get really crazy and drink Jack n' Coke while doing my taxes.
Drink Jack D tonight.
Try Shellback spiced rum tomorrow. Its new, its cheap. I just want to know if its good.