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Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:33 am
by cibyl
Come on man,....he's just "stretching out" as an artist. I see a collaboration between him and PSY in the future.

Will be huge man,......

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:50 am
by soundgardener75
It won't play on my iPhone. Maybe it's a sign.

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:00 am
by DISTORT6
WOW! Fuckin' WOW! Every cliche lyric in one song.
That really sucked, HARD! :sick: :nlisten: :-q :crap: :crap: :crap: ;pokeoutmyeardrums:

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:00 am
by benjamin801
Did someone really just lead off a dance song with "Y'all ready for this?" in 2013?

:freak:
:facepalm:
:nlisten:

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:09 am
by gainfreak
:sick: :D

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:20 am
by 100 watt
Dude played hairspray douchbag glam rock made for women in the 80's. Not a suprise

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:27 am
by 100 watt
DISTORT6 wrote:WOW! Fuckin' WOW! Every cliche lyric in one song.That really sucked, HARD! :sick: :nlisten: :-q :crap: :crap: :crap: ;pokeoutmyeardrums:


This is why I occasionally put the Tv on The Country Channel.
You can mute the volume, and it's still cliche city lol.


I've found something new to annoy my wife with as well. Saying "TRUCK YEAH".
:crap: :crap: :crap:

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:31 am
by NaturalBornBoy
What in the blue fuck did I just listen to?????

'The way you be lookin' we be, leavin' soon'

Fucking :facepalm:

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:38 am
by ke2
nightflameauto wrote:My wife used to watch that gawd awful singing show where they'd give you a certain number of lines then you had to sing the rest of the song from memory. And they had Brett Michaels on one night. And he sang his "new" song. It was Every Rose Has a Thorn with different lyrics. And not even a LITTLE cadence shift, tempo shift, harmony shift, rhythm shift or anything. Just like he went in the studio, took out the old track, erased the vocals and built them back up.

Now, being a muso I thought I'd ask the wife, who doesn't really get music most of the time, what she thought. Direct quote, "I liked it when it was Every Rose better."

When even an eighties chick is sick of Brett Michaels' shit, maybe he should reassess?



I believe that could have been "All I ever needed" :D
I listened to 20 seconds of it

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:57 am
by TU BE
tempted to click link
afaid will not unhear

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:59 am
by benjamin801
soundgardener75 wrote:It won't play on my iPhone. Maybe it's a sign.


It is a sign that your iPhone now has herpes.

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:29 am
by Devin
Lol wtf

Don't get too comfortable


Continue


I am the lord of your thighs :rofl:

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:55 am
by cibyl
NaturalBornBoy wrote:What in the blue fuck did I just listen to?????

'The way you be lookin' we be, leavin' soon'

Fucking :facepalm:


:rofl:

Witnessing an aging rock star grasp to stay relevant is sad, but provides a degree of entertainment value as well.

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:18 am
by benjamin801
cibyl wrote:Witnessing an aging rock star grasp to stay relevant is sad, but provides a degree of entertainment value as well.


I love that his grasp at relevance is to record a techno track that, except for the pseudo-dubstep wobble, would have been right at home in the early 90s - IOW, the last time he actually was relevant. :rolleyes:

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:20 am
by 100 watt
cibyl wrote:
NaturalBornBoy wrote:What in the blue fuck did I just listen to?????

'The way you be lookin' we be, leavin' soon'

Fucking :facepalm:


:rofl:

Witnessing an aging rock star grasp to stay relevant is sad, but provides a degree of entertainment value as well.


Example= Axle Rose :clap:

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:21 pm
by TU BE
I made it 46 seconds into it. You were right. I already forgot about it.

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:26 pm
by Macelind
This kind of crap is what happens when he has lost touch with reality. All the "yes men" around him are too busy burying their noses as deep in his ass as they can get. His ass cheeks muffle the "sound", they can't tell how bad it is, and give him a thumbs up.

There ya have it fellers...he thinks that shit don't stink.

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:40 pm
by fretless
it is soo freakin weak but I can't name one good song by him so...

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:45 pm
by gb74
ok yes it horrible BUT:

it's as horrible as 99% of the dance songs out there

also

it's as horrible as everything he has ever done.


So :idk:

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:47 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
Tried to listen but facebook is blocked at work. This is probably a good thing. I probably owe my IT manager a handshake..

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:50 pm
by 100 watt
Mike LX-R wrote:Tried to listen but facebook is blocked at work. This is probably a good thing. I probably owe my IT manager a handshake..


Easy now.. in some circles, that can be considered sexual harrassment :shake:

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:53 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
100 watt wrote:
Mike LX-R wrote:Tried to listen but facebook is blocked at work. This is probably a good thing. I probably owe my IT manager a handshake..


Easy now.. in some circles, that can be considered sexual harrassment :shake:


At my work it's called having a proactive attitude... initiative!

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:02 pm
by Mesa/Kramer
Worse than this?

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYmZUG7Hs-g[/video]

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:04 pm
by benjamin801
Mesa/Kramer wrote:Worse than this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYmZUG7Hs-g


[youtube]jYmZUG7Hs-g[/youtube]



Worse. At least Bam is being intentionally stupid and funny. Bret legit thinks his song is awesome.

Re: Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you thi

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:07 pm
by facefirst
Why did I just listen to that? I don't know if I was somehow expecting there to be some redeeming value or what. Shame on me.