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Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:40 pm
by soundgardener75
I follow these guys on facebook and they have some cool geets.

This one though:

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:freak: :shock: :freak:

Re: Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:49 pm
by Rampage
I would totally butcher Unchained on that.

Re: Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:17 pm
by soundgardener75
nightflameauto wrote:That is ugly as hell. I wonder if it's as hard on ears as it is on eyes?


Not to mention your cc bill. :freak:

Re: Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:22 pm
by Rampage
soundgardener75 wrote:
nightflameauto wrote:That is ugly as hell. I wonder if it's as hard on ears as it is on eyes?


Not to mention your cc bill. :freak:


I didn't notice that price is in pounds. :freak:

Yeah, now things are starting to seem fucked up.

Re: Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:52 pm
by megawzrd
Im guessing EVH's lawyers haven't seen that site yet.

Re: Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:56 pm
by ovid9
That is a hideous abortion of a guitar. Outside of the bad "hey, we're ripping off EVH but we don't wanna get sued" faux Frankenstrat paint job, it has the "Massive Dong" headstock going on.

Ew.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Re: Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:46 pm
by Rampage
ovid9 wrote:That is a hideous abortion of a guitar. Outside of the bad "hey, we're ripping off EVH but we don't wanna get sued" faux Frankenstrat paint job, it has the "Massive Dong" headstock going on.

Ew.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.


It's called a hockey stick headstock, you perv.

You go to the grocery store and start shouting "GIANT YELLOW DONGS!" when you see the bananas, you sicko?

Re: Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:50 pm
by ovid9
Rampage wrote:
It's called a hockey stick headstock, you perv.

You go to the grocery store and start shouting "GIANT YELLOW DONGS!" when you see the bananas, you sicko?


No, because they aren't attached to guitars.

Now put a banana on a guitar I'll say "WTF is up with the Giant Yellow Dong?????"

Its ok to admit you like the dong-stock. Embrace the dong-stock.....er....umm...nevermind.

Re: Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:54 pm
by Rampage
ovid9 wrote:
Rampage wrote:
It's called a hockey stick headstock, you perv.

You go to the grocery store and start shouting "GIANT YELLOW DONGS!" when you see the bananas, you sicko?


No, because they aren't attached to guitars.

Now put a banana on a guitar I'll say "WTF is up with the Giant Yellow Dong?????"

Its ok to admit you like the dong-stock. Embrace the dong-stock.....er....umm...nevermind.


Well, to tell the truth, I love the dong stock. That said, I prefer the reverse dong stock because it looks happy and excited compared to the standard, flaccid dong stock.

Re: Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:58 pm
by Tortuga
ovid9 wrote:
Rampage wrote:
It's called a hockey stick headstock, you perv.

You go to the grocery store and start shouting "GIANT YELLOW DONGS!" when you see the bananas, you sicko?


No, because they aren't attached to guitars.

Now put a banana on a guitar I'll say "WTF is up with the Giant Yellow Dong?????"

Its ok to admit you like the dong-stock. Embrace the dong-stock.....er....umm...nevermind.



:rofl:

Re: Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:59 pm
by ovid9
Rampage wrote:
Well, to tell the truth, I love the dong stock. That said, I prefer the reverse dong stock because it looks happy and excited compared to the standard, flaccid dong stock.


:love:

Re: Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:02 pm
by soundgardener75
DAFUQ :rofl:

Re: Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:23 pm
by Yarbicus
Damn, but I :shake: you guys!

Re: Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:33 pm
by wrongnote85
Rampage wrote:I would totally butcher Unchained on that.



wow, this +10000000000

idk why, but i've never been able to nail that verse riff. :idk:

Re: Stormshadow Guitars

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:42 am
by J.R.
yeah that's bad :shake: