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For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:36 pm
by BroSlinger
So, Moz canceled the Chicago show AGAIN.
I have to sit around waiting for it to be rescheduled before I schedule any gigs.
so, I posted this on Morrissey's official facebook:
"Stop me if you've heard this one before. Any news on the Chicago show being rescheduled??? This joke isn't funny anymore. It's too close to home, and it's too near the bone. I will be in the bar with my head on the bar. Beware, I bare more grudges than lonely high court judges. I'm so sorry. Why do you post here, when you know it makes things hard for me? I used to be a sweet boy. Something went wrong, and I know I'm not to blame.
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:52 pm
by mrelusive
if they get mad, you can just add how "I was only kidding when i said... "
or "i was looking for a response, and then i got a response... and heaven knows i'm miserable now"
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:55 pm
by Yarbicus
A cancelled Morissey show is just further proof of a just and loving God.
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:58 pm
by BroSlinger
If Morrissey hasn't canceled on you, you're not a true fan.
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:59 pm
by Tommy Eisen
I love the smiths music. Johnny Marr is the shit. Morrisey is a tone def drama queen with with the most unintentionally funny lryrics ever. Heaven knows I'm miserable now always cracks me and my wife up. I feel sorry for all the closeted militant straight edge vegan morrisey fans I know.
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:03 pm
by BroSlinger
Tommy Eisen wrote:I love the smiths music. Johnny Marr is the shit. Morrisey is a tone def drama queen with with the most unintentionally funny lryrics ever. Heaven knows I'm miserable now always cracks me and my wife up. I feel sorry for all the closeted militant straight edge vegan morrisey fans I know.
I think his lyrics are fuckin' brilliant, but I like to eat meat. I like to get paid, and I like to get laid!!
Don't blame me! Blame More uh seeeee.
So, doc, you're pretty sure she's not gonna make it? Oh, okay, thanks.
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:03 pm
by mrelusive
"facebook blood, HCAf heart...?"
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:04 pm
by TurboPablo
I'm only human and I want to be loved. Juuuussst like anybody else does.
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:07 pm
by TU BE
Morrisey sucks dick
wait................
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:09 pm
by BroSlinger
mrelusive wrote:"facebook blood, HCAf heart...?"
There is no one on GAB I'm afraid of. And no regime can buy or sell mapz.
I've been dreaming of a time when, The scum den is sick to death of bugera and klops, and spits upon the name "cougar hunter", and denounce this royal line that still salutes him, and will salute him forever!!!
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:12 pm
by TurboPablo
Tanya loves u.
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:18 pm
by BroSlinger
paul88lx wrote:Tanya loves u.
I love her.
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:19 pm
by Dickarms
anyone know how good johnny marr is solo?
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:22 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
ma-haha-ma-haha murmur murmur
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:31 pm
by BroSlinger
Mike LX-R wrote:ma-haha-ma-haha murmur murmur
Are these the lyrics from
"We hate it when our friends become successful"?
Re: For other Morrissey fans.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:42 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
Cougar Hunter wrote:Are these the lyrics from
"We hate it when our friends become successful"?
I don't know, just being an ass