Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Talk about subjects not related to music or gear. Please keep discussions civil and follow the GGF rules of conduct at all times. Political and religious topics are not allowed.

Moderators: greatmutah, GuitarBilly

User avatar
_ej_
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 10351
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:47 am

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by _ej_ »

Yarbicus wrote:
_ej_ wrote:the tomorrow war: 4/10

Mash up of a few other movies. Action and visuals were good but not great. Easily 30 minutes too long. It wasn't bad enough to be fun or good enough to hold my attention.

It's like someone read the Wikipedia pages for Jurassic World, Aliens, and Endgame, and then wrote a movie including all of the worst parts of each.


:lol: yes, thats a very fair assessment :lol:

I think it the movie ended when Pratt got back to the past and they just made toxin it would be a solid 7/10 solid popcorn flick. But that last act in the snow was just fuckin' grueling to get through, the movie was SO LONG.

Or, make the future stuff way shorter and go full Alien in the space ship at the end.

Or just be an interesting movie :idk:
Colonel, Fryette Deathsquad

Guitars:
Endres Offset
Endres Offset Les Paul
Endres Telebird
2005 Gibson Les Paul Standard Faded
1978 Greco ES335
Balaguer Goliath Bass

Amplification:
VHT/Fryette Pittbull 50/CL
Marshall JCM900 2500
Vox AC30
Ashdown MAG420

User avatar
long standing member
Hall of Fame Member
Posts: 1779
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:35 pm

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by long standing member »

Marc G wrote:
long standing member wrote:THE HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD 3/10

I only lasted less than a half hour before turning it off.

Ridiculously cheesy plot, horrible cookie cutter acting, totally predictable plot and action.

I think I liked the first one........



damn... I have that lined up to watch!

oh well... first one was good if I remember lol


Maybe it gets better after the first half hour!
Let me know! :lol:
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF!
User avatar
Marc G
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 11089
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:07 am
Location: Trinidad, West Indies

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by Marc G »

_ej_ wrote:
Yarbicus wrote:
_ej_ wrote:the tomorrow war: 4/10

Mash up of a few other movies. Action and visuals were good but not great. Easily 30 minutes too long. It wasn't bad enough to be fun or good enough to hold my attention.

It's like someone read the Wikipedia pages for Jurassic World, Aliens, and Endgame, and then wrote a movie including all of the worst parts of each.


:lol: yes, thats a very fair assessment :lol:

I think it the movie ended when Pratt got back to the past and they just made toxin it would be a solid 7/10 solid popcorn flick. But that last act in the snow was just fuckin' grueling to get through, the movie was SO LONG.

Or, make the future stuff way shorter and go full Alien in the space ship at the end.

Or just be an interesting movie :idk:



yeah... I get them going back to prevent everything from taking place.... but god damn talk about taking the riskiest option especially considering they had all those explosives... just didn't make sense .... other than that it was ok
User avatar
Marc G
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 11089
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:07 am
Location: Trinidad, West Indies

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by Marc G »

long standing member wrote:
Marc G wrote:
long standing member wrote:THE HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD 3/10

I only lasted less than a half hour before turning it off.

Ridiculously cheesy plot, horrible cookie cutter acting, totally predictable plot and action.

I think I liked the first one........



damn... I have that lined up to watch!

oh well... first one was good if I remember lol


Maybe it gets better after the first half hour!
Let me know! :lol:



I'm sure there will be a point soon I will watch it since there's just nothing better to do.... I'll let you know how it goes lol
User avatar
Pepi
Hall of Fame Member
Posts: 9530
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:56 am
Location: Corn field in Indiana

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by Pepi »

The Tomorrow War. That 10 to 15 foot drop hurt / 10
'The world is literally vomiting' ~~Carlos Santana
User avatar
_ej_
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 10351
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:47 am

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by _ej_ »

Black Widow: 8/10

Fun movie if you like Marvel movies. I felt like the Tastmaster was underused and it would have been a better movie if they had been the primary villain. Also I really hate the trend of CGI car explosions that could have been done practically. Overall though the fights are good and the actors seem to be having a blast. I liked it.
Colonel, Fryette Deathsquad

Guitars:
Endres Offset
Endres Offset Les Paul
Endres Telebird
2005 Gibson Les Paul Standard Faded
1978 Greco ES335
Balaguer Goliath Bass

Amplification:
VHT/Fryette Pittbull 50/CL
Marshall JCM900 2500
Vox AC30
Ashdown MAG420

User avatar
Marc G
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 11089
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:07 am
Location: Trinidad, West Indies

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by Marc G »

_ej_ wrote:Black Widow: 8/10

Fun movie if you like Marvel movies. I felt like the Tastmaster was underused and it would have been a better movie if they had been the primary villain. Also I really hate the trend of CGI car explosions that could have been done practically. Overall though the fights are good and the actors seem to be having a blast. I liked it.



Taskmaster was the biggest letdown of the movie.... other than that it was a decent action movie with some good laughs.... I do feel they shot themselves in the foot with Taskmaster though..... it's an 8/10 as far as Marvel movies go.... 6/10 over all IMO
User avatar
JiveTurkey
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 20463
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:49 pm
Location: Amp on a stick. Duh.

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by JiveTurkey »

Werewolves Within. Great hilarious horror flick. Had vibes of Shaun of the Dead, Housebound, Tucker and Dale, bits of Knives Out. Great comedic cast with excellent delivery. Highly recommended.
User avatar
Pepi
Hall of Fame Member
Posts: 9530
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:56 am
Location: Corn field in Indiana

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by Pepi »

TO THE BONE 2017 5.5/10
'The world is literally vomiting' ~~Carlos Santana
User avatar
_ej_
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 10351
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:47 am

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by _ej_ »

Marc G wrote:
_ej_ wrote:Black Widow: 8/10

Fun movie if you like Marvel movies. I felt like the Tastmaster was underused and it would have been a better movie if they had been the primary villain. Also I really hate the trend of CGI car explosions that could have been done practically. Overall though the fights are good and the actors seem to be having a blast. I liked it.



Taskmaster was the biggest letdown of the movie.... other than that it was a decent action movie with some good laughs.... I do feel they shot themselves in the foot with Taskmaster though..... it's an 8/10 as far as Marvel movies go.... 6/10 over all IMO


Yeah, it should have just been a vendetta, TM after Yelena and she needs BW help. It has a feel of a smaller standalone movie like an Ant Man, they should have leaned into that. The Taskmaster scenes were awesome, I would have loved to see them with Iron Man gloves and using all the fighting styles of the Avengers.
Colonel, Fryette Deathsquad

Guitars:
Endres Offset
Endres Offset Les Paul
Endres Telebird
2005 Gibson Les Paul Standard Faded
1978 Greco ES335
Balaguer Goliath Bass

Amplification:
VHT/Fryette Pittbull 50/CL
Marshall JCM900 2500
Vox AC30
Ashdown MAG420

User avatar
nightflameauto
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 15543
Joined: Thu May 30, 2013 10:29 pm
Contact:

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by nightflameauto »

Don't know if you'd call it a movie, but we watched the Steve Martin, Martin Short special on Netflix. Funny as fuck. Martin short breaking out the skin-suit with drawn on genitals and dancing around while making motions like shit was flopping had me dying. Then he tells Steve, "TOP THAT, FUCKER!" and runs off the stage.

Steve busting out the banjo and having an actual backing band was surprising. All in all, those two are hilarious alone or together. The traded "Hollywood Compliments" routine was a great way to kick the show off, and the rest of it was just vastly entertaining.

They don't make 'em like that anymore. I could watch that one again just for the lulz.
User avatar
JiveTurkey
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 20463
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:49 pm
Location: Amp on a stick. Duh.

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by JiveTurkey »

nightflameauto wrote:Don't know if you'd call it a movie, but we watched the Steve Martin, Martin Short special on Netflix. Funny as fuck. Martin short breaking out the skin-suit with drawn on genitals and dancing around while making motions like shit was flopping had me dying. Then he tells Steve, "TOP THAT, FUCKER!" and runs off the stage.

Steve busting out the banjo and having an actual backing band was surprising. All in all, those two are hilarious alone or together. The traded "Hollywood Compliments" routine was a great way to kick the show off, and the rest of it was just vastly entertaining.

They don't make 'em like that anymore. I could watch that one again just for the lulz.

Steve Martin's movies have sucked for eons but this was great. Martin Short is an absolute treasure.

On a much worse note; forgot we watched Fear Street 2: Only watching Part III to torture ourselves boogaloo. :freak:
Last edited by JiveTurkey on Mon Jul 12, 2021 10:50 am, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
nightflameauto
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 15543
Joined: Thu May 30, 2013 10:29 pm
Contact:

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by nightflameauto »

JiveTurkey wrote:
nightflameauto wrote:Don't know if you'd call it a movie, but we watched the Steve Martin, Martin Short special on Netflix. Funny as fuck. Martin short breaking out the skin-suit with drawn on genitals and dancing around while making motions like shit was flopping had me dying. Then he tells Steve, "TOP THAT, FUCKER!" and runs off the stage.

Steve busting out the banjo and having an actual backing band was surprising. All in all, those two are hilarious alone or together. The traded "Hollywood Compliments" routine was a great way to kick the show off, and the rest of it was just vastly entertaining.

They don't make 'em like that anymore. I could watch that one again just for the lulz.

Martin's movies have sucked for eons but this was great. Martin Short is an absolute treasure.

On a much worse note; forgot we watched Fear Street 2: Only watching Part III to torture ourselves boogaloo. :freak:

We couldn't make it through part one of Fear Street. I think we almost pulled twenty minutes of it before we shut it off for stupid. Other people seem to be praising them as high art. Have we lowered the bar that much? This shit is considered "good" now? WTF?
User avatar
JiveTurkey
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 20463
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:49 pm
Location: Amp on a stick. Duh.

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by JiveTurkey »

nightflameauto wrote:
JiveTurkey wrote:
nightflameauto wrote:Don't know if you'd call it a movie, but we watched the Steve Martin, Martin Short special on Netflix. Funny as fuck. Martin short breaking out the skin-suit with drawn on genitals and dancing around while making motions like shit was flopping had me dying. Then he tells Steve, "TOP THAT, FUCKER!" and runs off the stage.

Steve busting out the banjo and having an actual backing band was surprising. All in all, those two are hilarious alone or together. The traded "Hollywood Compliments" routine was a great way to kick the show off, and the rest of it was just vastly entertaining.

They don't make 'em like that anymore. I could watch that one again just for the lulz.

Martin's movies have sucked for eons but this was great. Martin Short is an absolute treasure.

On a much worse note; forgot we watched Fear Street 2: Only watching Part III to torture ourselves boogaloo. :freak:

We couldn't make it through part one of Fear Street. I think we almost pulled twenty minutes of it before we shut it off for stupid. Other people seem to be praising them as high art. Have we lowered the bar that much? This shit is considered "good" now? WTF?

It should have been a summer camp slasher. But they had to work in the dumb "world building" crap that everything is now required to do to become a insta-franchise; even if it isn't franchise level subject matter. Dumb.
User avatar
Marc G
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 11089
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:07 am
Location: Trinidad, West Indies

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by Marc G »

_ej_ wrote:
Marc G wrote:
_ej_ wrote:Black Widow: 8/10

Fun movie if you like Marvel movies. I felt like the Tastmaster was underused and it would have been a better movie if they had been the primary villain. Also I really hate the trend of CGI car explosions that could have been done practically. Overall though the fights are good and the actors seem to be having a blast. I liked it.



Taskmaster was the biggest letdown of the movie.... other than that it was a decent action movie with some good laughs.... I do feel they shot themselves in the foot with Taskmaster though..... it's an 8/10 as far as Marvel movies go.... 6/10 over all IMO


Yeah, it should have just been a vendetta, TM after Yelena and she needs BW help. It has a feel of a smaller standalone movie like an Ant Man, they should have leaned into that. The Taskmaster scenes were awesome, I would have loved to see them with Iron Man gloves and using all the fighting styles of the Avengers.



the Taskmaster fights were awesome... the big reveal was BS though.... I really don't like how they changed up the character and now effectively removes TM as a staple bad guy in the MCU....
User avatar
long standing member
Hall of Fame Member
Posts: 1779
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:35 pm

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by long standing member »

BLACK WIDOW 8/10

Enjoyable action flick.

I thought the CGI sucked, especially every time one of the planes took off.

It was great that they made fun of themselves about the pose that all the action heroes do when they land on the ground from a few stories up, ready to fight. Good on Marvel for that one!
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF!
User avatar
nightflameauto
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 15543
Joined: Thu May 30, 2013 10:29 pm
Contact:

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by nightflameauto »

long standing member wrote:BLACK WIDOW 8/10

Enjoyable action flick.

I thought the CGI sucked, especially every time one of the planes took off.

It was great that they made fun of themselves about the pose that all the action heroes do when they land on the ground from a few stories up, ready to fight. Good on Marvel for that one!

Did they seriously steal Deadpool's bit about action hero landings?
User avatar
long standing member
Hall of Fame Member
Posts: 1779
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:35 pm

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by long standing member »

RIDERS OF JUSTICE 8/10

It's really good to see a movie not from Hollywood. (If there's one thing European movies love in the plot, it's lots of irony!)

Totally different plot, totally different kind of characters, etc.

Totally worth watching, even though I had to read sub-titles all the way through.
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF!
User avatar
Yarbicus
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 10360
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:54 pm

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by Yarbicus »

nightflameauto wrote:
long standing member wrote:BLACK WIDOW 8/10

Enjoyable action flick.

I thought the CGI sucked, especially every time one of the planes took off.

It was great that they made fun of themselves about the pose that all the action heroes do when they land on the ground from a few stories up, ready to fight. Good on Marvel for that one!

Did they seriously steal Deadpool's bit about action hero landings?

Yes but I still found it pretty funny. Florence Pugh is the real star and her delivery is pretty flawless. Definitely enjoyed the movie. High in entertainment/low in deep meaning so perfect for a summer movie season.
User avatar
nightflameauto
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 15543
Joined: Thu May 30, 2013 10:29 pm
Contact:

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by nightflameauto »

Yarbicus wrote:
nightflameauto wrote:
long standing member wrote:BLACK WIDOW 8/10

Enjoyable action flick.

I thought the CGI sucked, especially every time one of the planes took off.

It was great that they made fun of themselves about the pose that all the action heroes do when they land on the ground from a few stories up, ready to fight. Good on Marvel for that one!

Did they seriously steal Deadpool's bit about action hero landings?

Yes but I still found it pretty funny. Florence Pugh is the real star and her delivery is pretty flawless. Definitely enjoyed the movie. High in entertainment/low in deep meaning so perfect for a summer movie season.

I'll be fine with it provided Deadpool gets to call them out for it. Maybe in the next one he's in he'll be coming out of the theater complaining about what bullshit it is they can't even come up with their own gags.
User avatar
JiveTurkey
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 20463
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:49 pm
Location: Amp on a stick. Duh.

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by JiveTurkey »

Started the Chris Pratt thing last night. Despite my general wayyyyyyyyyy over it status with his movies, my dislike of the Glow lady's face and whatsherface off Handmaid's Tale; so far it has been pretty enjoyable. I say this with an hour-ish left right after where his daughter dies and the very distinct possibility that this last hour isn't going to do the movie any favors.

CGI may be sketchy but I like the look of the monsters and in general; I was pleasantly surprised. The first beam me up part was actually really exciting. We'll see what this last hour that probably isn't going to be necessary brings. Bonus points for funny sidekick dude who was just in Werewolves Within that I watched the other day.
User avatar
Pepi
Hall of Fame Member
Posts: 9530
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:56 am
Location: Corn field in Indiana

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by Pepi »

BLACK WIDOW 6.5/10 Held my attention
'The world is literally vomiting' ~~Carlos Santana
User avatar
spawnofthesith
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 10856
Joined: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:13 pm
Location: Denver, CO

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by spawnofthesith »

Promising young woman - pretty great


Fantasy Island - pretty terrible but inspired me to go back and watch some of the original television series again
Guitars: 2018 Gibson Les Paul Standard | Fender American Pro II Stratocaster | PRS S2 Mccarty 594 | PRS S2 Vela Semihollow | PRS CU-22 | PRS CE24 semihollow

Amps: ENGL Thunder | '76 Fender Deluxe Reverb | Mesa Boogie Roadster | Peavey XXX 40 | EVH 5153 50w | EVH 2x12 | Marshall 1960 4x12 | Madison 2x12

Music: https://linktr.ee/jawaofficialband
User avatar
IndyWS6
Hall of Fame Member
Posts: 2827
Joined: Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:19 pm

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by IndyWS6 »

spawnofthesith wrote:Promising young woman - pretty great


Fantasy Island - pretty terrible but inspired me to go back and watch some of the original television series again

Which, also, was terrible. Midgets yelling about planes and Corinthian leather are my only real takeaways from that show :lol:
I Love the smell of nitrocellulose in the morning.
It smells like........Victory
User avatar
nightflameauto
Crystal Lettucer
Posts: 15543
Joined: Thu May 30, 2013 10:29 pm
Contact:

Re: Official Rate The Last Movie You Saw Thread

Post by nightflameauto »

IndyWS6 wrote:
spawnofthesith wrote:Promising young woman - pretty great


Fantasy Island - pretty terrible but inspired me to go back and watch some of the original television series again

Which, also, was terrible. Midgets yelling about planes and Corinthian leather are my only real takeaways from that show :lol:

That show was weird. The quality was not at all consistent. One show would be some epic story that went darkside and really beat down the main characters, and the next would be a fruity attempt at being, joyful and overly sweet to the point of making you want to leave the room. And sometimes it's like they forgot they were trying to even attempt to be entertaining.
Post Reply