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Y0UNGBL00D wrote:

hwy1 wrote:

Diddlybo wrote:

Sasquatch wrote:

WTF? Is that her ass hanging out? It looks like a can of biscuits that popped open. Sista ain't got much going on in the backside.

I'm betting she will get plastic surgery there real soon.

nah, there is nothing wrong with it, it was just those weird latex bottoms.

You're exactly right. These motherfuckers are retarded and they would all hit it. Course most of them are fat bastards who couldn't land a hot piece of ass if it fell into their lap...

i was trying to reason with kdawg last night, saying "look, all this batshit craziness asaide, shes not an ugly woman. would hit. and shes like "i almost unfriended shea for that bullshit on fb, and if you dont take that back, you're not sleeping in our bed for i dont know how long"


haha. she HATES this bitch.

Y0UNGBL00D wrote:i was trying to reason with kdawg last night, saying "look, all this batshit craziness asaide, shes not an ugly woman. would hit. and shes like "i almost unfriended shea for that bullshit on fb, and if you dont take that back, you're not sleeping in our bed for i dont know how long"


haha. she HATES this bitch.

Where does this irrational hate come from?

Telephant wrote:

Y0UNGBL00D wrote:

hwy1 wrote:

Diddlybo wrote:

Sasquatch wrote:

WTF? Is that her ass hanging out? It looks like a can of biscuits that popped open. Sista ain't got much going on in the backside.

I'm betting she will get plastic surgery there real soon.

nah, there is nothing wrong with it, it was just those weird latex bottoms.

You're exactly right. These motherfuckers are retarded and they would all hit it. Course most of them are fat bastards who couldn't land a hot piece of ass if it fell into their lap...

Hey now, just cause I'm an old, fat bastard doesn't mean I don't know a nice lookin ass when I see one. I would guess that we've both done chicks that were 10x hotter than Miley Cyrus.

And...I would also guess that we've both done chicks that looked 10x worse. I know I have. But hey, it was still fun. I've always found that ugly chicks try harder.

Besides, I already said on the first page that I would hit it. Who knows, maybe she is into old fat bastards?

I would screw her in a heart beat and I'm an old fat fucking fart

Those shorts weren't doing her any favors. All it takes is a quick google search for other pics to find some that show her ass to be exactly what you'd expect from a perky 20 year old.

Again, you guys are absolutely full of shit.

Haters gonna hate. I'm gonna masturbate.

Telephant wrote:Haters gonna hate. I'm gonna masturbate.

lol. yall seen the bj vid yet? dont think its really her, but :fap::fap:

yeah i dont know why kristin hates so hard, but it started with "party in the usa". i was there when she first heard that song played by one of the more, lets say, "poppy" bartender friends of ours at our spot in norfolk....her eyes went cold, like a shark.

she knows what she likes and she knows what she wants to murder viciously and send unforgivingly to the depths
miley just falls into that second category.

Y0UNGBL00D wrote:lol. yall seen the bj vid yet? dont think its really her, but :fap::fap:

Whoa...wat? I didn't hear about this. Time to google.

Telephant wrote:

Y0UNGBL00D wrote:

hwy1 wrote:

Diddlybo wrote:

Sasquatch wrote:

WTF? Is that her ass hanging out? It looks like a can of biscuits that popped open. Sista ain't got much going on in the backside.

I'm betting she will get plastic surgery there real soon.

nah, there is nothing wrong with it, it was just those weird latex bottoms.

You're exactly right. These motherfuckers are retarded and they would all hit it. Course most of them are fat bastards who couldn't land a hot piece of ass if it fell into their lap...

i am not fat nor mentally challenged but she doesn't do anything for me. it is not that she isn't in good shape or any of that; i don't really know why other than i just don't feel it. i don't really like the rocker chick thing; it seems fake to me. probably dates back to a lita ford interview where she was all "i'm full of piss and vinegar man, piss and vinegar." that shit is fake and i hate it. real rocker chicks, to me, are quiet, have some tats, look a bit sketchy but they have that look in their eye. those are the types of chicks i would hit and then a few days later pound the gonorrhea out of my wang with a rubber mallet i would hit things that many on here wouldn't; i'm in my mid-30s and am attracted to women in their 50s. "hello there ladies. i'm here to clean your pool and to make you feel young again." that's my style. hell, go search and you'll find my cougar love thread.

Rocker chicks? Quiet?!? What?!? Pretty sure you just described some submissive Asian woman.

Telephant wrote:Rocker chicks? Quiet?!? What?!? Pretty sure you just described some submissive Asian woman.

i don't really like submissive nor asian.

i meant more like they didn't have to show off how cool they were. just a few tats and trashy. come to think of it, i think i am just describing trashy women. lol. in fact, i was describing this quiet skankly-looking lady with a few kids i saw at the grocery store. she looked like she was on meth and yet i was attracted to her. i don't know; i have always had a thing for skanky women; my first real girlfriend wound up a stripper but didn't make it too far b/c she couldn't keep a beat with the song.

now i am married with a kid and things have changed for me. bring on the cougars who need to feel young again, except i'm married and i can't do that. oh well, at least i can

btw, my bass player's grandpappy toured and recorded with your avatar. he is in his 80s and still plays bass every friday night at the red hill community center, a few miles south of kowaliga. my said bass player is a monster on the bass too; not a bassist but a musician. i am lucky.

I knew what you were getting at I was just joking around. At least you're not all "pointy knees" and what have you.

Thats awesome about your bass player. Didn't know there was an actual town called Kowaliga either.

Hey Shea, not to hijack the thread but are you familiar with an Austin band named The Raindoggs? I just reconnected with an old Atlanta buddy who's living in Austin and playing with those guys.

Diddlybo wrote:Hey Shea, not to hijack the thread but are you familiar with an Austin band named The Raindoggs? I just reconnected with an old Atlanta buddy who's living in Austin and playing with those guys.

Never heard of 'em. What kind of music is it?

(and I don't think we have to worry about hijacking this thread )

Kinda retro twangy with a horn section. My buddy is the trumpet player. I gotta get out to Austin one of these days, seems like there is ton of interesting music coming out of there. Actually, they are called Kassy Key and the Raindoggs.

Here is a vid:
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX95IDrbCNU[/video]

Telephant wrote:I knew what you were getting at I was just joking around. At least you're not all "pointy knees" and what have you.

Thats awesome about your bass player. Didn't know there was an actual town called Kowaliga either.

well, it isn't incorporated, just an area on lake martin.

check out aquapalooza a couple of years back when alan jackson played this part of the lake known as kowaliga. also, the restaurant there still has the old wooden indian.





alan jackson is cool as hell. he was cruising around all day in his pimp wooden boat

Diddlybo wrote:Kinda retro twangy with a horn section. My buddy is the trumpet player. I gotta get out to Austin one of these days, seems like there is ton of interesting music coming out of there. Actually, they are called Kassy Key and the Raindoggs.

Here is a vid:
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX95IDrbCNU[/video]

Wow thats rad. Right up my alley. Tell your buddy if they ever need lead guitar to holler at me. I would totally back her up.

I'm gonna like 'em up FB.

Sasquatch wrote:

Telephant wrote:I knew what you were getting at I was just joking around. At least you're not all "pointy knees" and what have you.

Thats awesome about your bass player. Didn't know there was an actual town called Kowaliga either.

well, it isn't incorporated, just an area on lake martin.

check out aquapalooza a couple of years back when alan jackson played this part of the lake known as kowaliga. also, the restaurant there still has the old wooden indian.





alan jackson is cool as hell. he was cruising around all day in his pimp wooden boat

That looks fucking awesome. I'd love to party there!!!

Yeah, those guys have a good sound. I asked about the status of the guitar player, I'll hit you up if he says they need someone. I could see u rockin it with those guys.

Diddlybo wrote:Yeah, those guys have a good sound. I asked about the status of the guitar player, I'll hit you up if he says they need someone. I could see u rockin it with those guys.

Ya I would be totally down for this style. I'm trying to put a Texas Blue Rock thing together in the meantime but every drummer or bass player I find is also in another band..