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the honey beam isn't nearly as sweet as you guys are making the honey jack out to be.

haven't had the honey jack.

100 watt wrote:I used to like that Evan Williams Honey Whiskey dumped in a good strong cup of black coffee. Made a great breakfast on days I didn't have to work. A Xanax washed down with it as well. Always was a good start for a day I planner on drinking most of the day. If I felt like hell already, I'd throw a BC headache powder in for good measure ha ha.

Jesus Christ, I'm glad you quit drinking. This world's a cooler place with you in it for the long(er) haul.

I dont drink much but someone gave me some jager and red bull,it was tasty and was a slightly weird manic buzz.

In related news i was stunned to see that there is something called Adult Chocolate Milk thats 40 proof something. Im not sure what to think of that.

Yarbicus wrote:

ovid9 wrote:

Yarbicus wrote:Spending the weekend at a hotel with about 100 other nerds so there is bound to be some serious drinking going on. I will be bringing the honey whiskey and some Kraken spiced rum. I can't wait to see what everyone else brings to the liquor "swap meet."

So Jelly!

I'll post a "Nerd Weekend" thread with regular updates. Basically, it will be 100 guys playing Warhammer and drinking all weekend. We also stay at the hotel where the event is held so no one has to drive. Shit will get real.

Why can't cool things like this happen by me?

Oh, cause I live in central Illinois.

Looking forward to updates!

Kraken, yarb? Kraken and I used to be the bestest of friends. Until he left me laid out a few times. The last one I was singing Locust into the big metal bowl we refer to as the Puke Pot in our house in between sprees of vomitting, and calling the puke pot a cool guy that contains shit and doesn't afraid.

Consequently, Kraken and I are no longer friends. Had we remained so I was afraid he was attempting to steal my wife along with my dignity. Dignity means little to me so no huge loss, but you gotta watch your shit around my wife.

nightflameauto wrote:Kraken, yarb? Kraken and I used to be the bestest of friends. Until he left me laid out a few times. The last one I was singing Locust into the big metal bowl we refer to as the Puke Pot in our house in between sprees of vomitting, and calling the puke pot a cool guy that contains shit and doesn't afraid.

Consequently, Kraken and I are no longer friends. Had we remained so I was afraid he was attempting to steal my wife along with my dignity. Dignity means little to me so no huge loss, but you gotta watch your shit around my wife.

Kraken will mess you up. But its sooooo damn tasty.

And lol to the rest of the story.

Its mildly disturbing you have a "puke pot" however. Smart, but...umm, disturbing.

ovid9 wrote:

nightflameauto wrote:Kraken, yarb? Kraken and I used to be the bestest of friends. Until he left me laid out a few times. The last one I was singing Locust into the big metal bowl we refer to as the Puke Pot in our house in between sprees of vomitting, and calling the puke pot a cool guy that contains shit and doesn't afraid.

Consequently, Kraken and I are no longer friends. Had we remained so I was afraid he was attempting to steal my wife along with my dignity. Dignity means little to me so no huge loss, but you gotta watch your shit around my wife.

Kraken will mess you up. But its sooooo damn tasty.

And lol to the rest of the story.

There is much more to that story, but I believe I've already told most of it. We party hard in domesticland.

Its mildly disturbing you have a "puke pot" however. Smart, but...umm, disturbing.

Puke Pot was named when we were legit sick with the flu. "Pass me the Puke Pot," was the battle cry. It stuck.

Don't besmirch Puke Pot. Puke Pot's a cool guy. Eh contains shit and doesn't afraid of anything.

nightflameauto wrote:There is much more to that story, but I believe I've already told most of it. We party hard in domesticland.

Its mildly disturbing you have a "puke pot" however. Smart, but...umm, disturbing.

Yeah, I remember it.

nightflameauto wrote:Puke Pot was named when we were legit sick with the flu. "Pass me the Puke Pot," was the battle cry. It stuck.

Don't besmirch Puke Pot. Puke Pot's a cool guy. Eh contains shit and doesn't afraid of anything.

ovid9 wrote:

Yarbicus wrote:

ovid9 wrote:

Yarbicus wrote:Spending the weekend at a hotel with about 100 other nerds so there is bound to be some serious drinking going on. I will be bringing the honey whiskey and some Kraken spiced rum. I can't wait to see what everyone else brings to the liquor "swap meet."

So Jelly!

I'll post a "Nerd Weekend" thread with regular updates. Basically, it will be 100 guys playing Warhammer and drinking all weekend. We also stay at the hotel where the event is held so no one has to drive. Shit will get real.

Why can't cool things like this happen by me?

Oh, cause I live in central Illinois.

Looking forward to updates!

Y U NO LIVE IN SOUTHERN IL SO WE CAN JAM

*insert Y U NO guy*

benjamin801 wrote:

100 watt wrote:I used to like that Evan Williams Honey Whiskey dumped in a good strong cup of black coffee. Made a great breakfast on days I didn't have to work. A Xanax washed down with it as well. Always was a good start for a day I planner on drinking most of the day. If I felt like hell already, I'd throw a BC headache powder in for good measure ha ha.

Jesus Christ, I'm glad you quit drinking. This world's a cooler place with you in it for the long(er) haul.

yeah. Fell off the wagon a couple times, but hopped right back on. If not for my wife, I'd be dead.

not to mention, I feel physically better, and don't shake all the time. A friend of mine used to joke that the COC song "shake like you" made him think of me with the DT's all the time.

I won't lie, I miss playing my guitar while being magnum drunked up

nightflameauto wrote:Kraken, yarb? Kraken and I used to be the bestest of friends. Until he left me laid out a few times. The last one I was singing Locust into the big metal bowl we refer to as the Puke Pot in our house in between sprees of vomitting, and calling the puke pot a cool guy that contains shit and doesn't afraid.

Consequently, Kraken and I are no longer friends. Had we remained so I was afraid he was attempting to steal my wife along with my dignity. Dignity means little to me so no huge loss, but you gotta watch your shit around my wife.

My enjoys Kraken and honey whiskey as much as I do! In fact, I keep finding bottles with only a few drops left in them

Women, why u no get more since u don't even b making me sammiches!!!!

Yarbicus wrote:

nightflameauto wrote:Kraken, yarb? Kraken and I used to be the bestest of friends. Until he left me laid out a few times. The last one I was singing Locust into the big metal bowl we refer to as the Puke Pot in our house in between sprees of vomitting, and calling the puke pot a cool guy that contains shit and doesn't afraid.

Consequently, Kraken and I are no longer friends. Had we remained so I was afraid he was attempting to steal my wife along with my dignity. Dignity means little to me so no huge loss, but you gotta watch your shit around my wife.

My enjoys Kraken and honey whiskey as much as I do! In fact, I keep finding bottles with only a few drops left in them

Women, why u no get more since u don't even b making me sammiches!!!!

See! SEE! You stay friends with Kraken, he'll steal your wife. So much so you can't even say "wife."

bleh



I drank an entire bottle of that one night. Straight, on the rocks one glass at a time. Never again.

Tried the Honey Beam. Shit's gold. Truly the perfect balance of sweet for a honey liquor, plus that Beam burn. I was back and forthing it with Devil's Cut and they really make an interesting pair. So interesting I may have had a touch more than I should have on a school night. Woke up with a very slight headache, which is not something I get on Devil's Cut alone.

Still, I can now officially declare Jim Beam Honey > Honey Jack. By a lot.

100 watt wrote:

Y U NO LIVE IN SOUTHERN IL SO WE CAN JAM

*insert Y U NO guy*

It'd be awesome to jam...but then I'd have to live in southern IL where there's less interesting going on than around here.

ovid9 wrote:

100 watt wrote:

Y U NO LIVE IN SOUTHERN IL SO WE CAN JAM

*insert Y U NO guy*

It'd be awesome to jam...but then I'd have to live in southern IL where there's less interesting going on than around here.

lol. True. Aint shit over in SIL, aside Carbondale, and Im too old for that shit now. Im in west Ky, but just 5 min from Illinois. Dated alot of girls from over there, and ran around alot over there when I was younger.

That movie "Poor White Trash" (Jamie Pressley yumminess) was filmed over there & hit the Southern Illinois stereotype to a T lol.

Farthest Ive been up there is Greenville. Someday I wanna get on a train & ride to Chicago & check it out.

100 watt wrote:
lol. True. Aint shit over in SIL, aside Carbondale, and Im too old for that shit now. Im in west Ky, but just 5 min from Illinois. Dated alot of girls from over there, and ran around alot over there when I was younger.

That movie "Poor White Trash" (Jamie Pressley yumminess) was filmed over there & hit the Southern Illinois stereotype to a T lol.

Farthest Ive been up there is Greenville. Someday I wanna get on a train & ride to Chicago & check it out.

I know the greenville area well. Went to school there once upon a time.

My grandparents lived in Iowa cornfield country. They used to vacation in Southern Illinoise to "get away from everything and relax." I'm like, "you live in a cornfield, what do you have to get away from?" They'd always just .

nightflameauto wrote:My grandparents lived in Iowa cornfield country. They used to vacation in Southern Illinoise to "get away from everything and relax." I'm like, "you live in a cornfield, what do you have to get away from?" They'd always just .

Well the big forest down there is pretty cool. And not a cornfield. But....outside of that....

ovid9 wrote:

100 watt wrote:
lol. True. Aint shit over in SIL, aside Carbondale, and Im too old for that shit now. Im in west Ky, but just 5 min from Illinois. Dated alot of girls from over there, and ran around alot over there when I was younger.

That movie "Poor White Trash" (Jamie Pressley yumminess) was filmed over there & hit the Southern Illinois stereotype to a T lol.

Farthest Ive been up there is Greenville. Someday I wanna get on a train & ride to Chicago & check it out.

I know the greenville area well. Went to school there once upon a time.

Yeah. Greenville is STRANGE lol. A buddy of mine's parents lived there when we were in our late teens. We'd go up there on weekends here & there bc theres not SHIT for teenagers to do. We'd go up there to to pick up girls. (small town..nothing to do...out of town guys..the girls liked us ).

100 watt wrote:Yeah. Greenville is STRANGE lol. A buddy of mine's parents lived there when we were in our late teens. We'd go up there on weekends here & there bc theres not SHIT for teenagers to do. We'd go up there to to pick up girls. (small town..nothing to do...out of town guys..the girls liked us ).

Problem: Dry town

Solution: Liquor store literally on the other side of the town line.

nightflameauto wrote:

David Lee Broth wrote:

nightflameauto wrote:or Jag (for the ).

And that's why I haven't had a shot of Jag since 2006. The last time I did I ended up lobbing a loaded pair of my underwear over my neighbors fence and into his backyard.

JEEZUS! Now THAT'S a jag story.

Yup. I also lost my shoes that night and ended up walking about 1.5 miles in my socks. Most of the path was paved but the last few blocks were gravel. When I woke up the next day the socks were gone and I was left with what looked liked a sweat band around each ankle.