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as a fan, tool has some pretty fucking terrible fans. i love tool, most everything maynard touches, in fact. but i cant stand in line to see tool live without wanting to take shower from all the 'natural deodorant'/pretentiousness/face grease/sweat.

icp fans are harmlessly retarded.
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no one likes mave, so that solves that.

2nd place goes to phish/jam bands. ugh. or arcade fire. arcade fire has some pretty annoying fans.


in remarks to the la dispute thing, most local crowds here are like that. which is sad. i feel our peeps stick it out, and they notice how shitty the others are for the other bands and still stick around. i dig that.
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Pantera
Jimmy Buffett
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jimmy buffet for sure. van hagar too.
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Mine. All ten of them are total assholes.
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benjamin801 wrote:Mine. All ten of them are total assholes.


:lol:

The Tool thing blew my mind. I realize I'm typing this on an Internet forum so I've got some time on my hands, but I'm doing it walking around Home Depot so I'm busy. The guy that did that....the time it took, the notes he had to write and then type it all out on a forum? Holy shit. I'm a Tool fan, but I couldn't summon that ever. Damn.
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I read about these tool fans all the time on the internet, but I've never met anyone like that in real life. But then again, I've only really got into Tool like a year ago, and I've never seen them live, so :idk:
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Tool fans are a brainwashed herd.
ICP fans.... Could all die and the world wouldn't miss a thing.
Dream Theater fans (and I love dream theater!) are generally twats!
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juggalos
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dream theater progrock asshats are pretty fucking irritating
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ICP fans for sure.

2nd would be indie hipster hall show douch fans
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Nope. Tool fans tune their guitars to 462hz because 462 is referenced in a Tool song. We're the worst. We also think drugs have done some good things for us, we really do....
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I'll take pretentious Tool fans over subhuman Juggalos anyday.

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Y0UNGBL00D wrote:jimmy buffet for sure. van hagar too.


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Skrewdriver?
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benjamin801 wrote:Skrewdriver?

Ah. Being a dickhead is required in that case.


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p4vl wrote:
Do not mock Bill Hicks in my presence.


I like this new guy. :lol:
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p4vl wrote:I'll take pretentious Tool fans over subhuman Juggalos anyday.

Mike LX-R wrote:We also think drugs have done some good things for us, we really do....


Do not mock Bill Hicks in my presence.

Edit: Runner up: Opeth fans. My Arms, Your Hearse and Still Life were brilliant and after that it was over.


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