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Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:33 am
by Dickarms
huh?

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:41 am
by clipless bumper
HE SAID HE'S YOUR DADDY

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:27 pm
by Dickarms
my dad stopped playing surf guitar in 1966, and could still shit better melodies than this blowjob machine.

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:37 pm
by BrendanO
Y0UNGBL00D wrote:who the fuck is that douchebag? i swear ive seen those gifs before


It mighta been at HC, there was a pretty good thread on him on the amp forum. Videos were posted, .gifs were made, pictures captioned, that sort of thing. Dude can string notes together, but can literally not write a lick to save his life. He's clearly one of the dudes that studied shredding really, really hard, and took all the lessons to heart. Even the bad ones (which, I will be the first to point out, is, in fact, virtually all of them).

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:40 pm
by Dickarms
zakk wylde's (more) retarded brother.

edit: anyone ever notice that ZW note for note ripped off hotel california with the little end riff for the solo in mama im comin home?

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:55 pm
by VTM
Y0UNGBL00D wrote:zakk wylde's (more) retarded brother.

edit: anyone ever notice that ZW note for note ripped off hotel california with the little end riff for the solo in mama im comin home?


Or Europe's "The Final Countdown" during his solo on Miracle Man?

Not that I have a problem with it, No Rest For the Wicked is the only Zakk era Ozzy album that I like.

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:40 pm
by Noizemaker
Im going to comment on his video now, lol.....

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:47 pm
by Sasquatch
BrendanO wrote:
Y0UNGBL00D wrote:who the fuck is that douchebag? i swear ive seen those gifs before


It mighta been at HC, there was a pretty good thread on him on the amp forum. Videos were posted, .gifs were made, pictures captioned, that sort of thing. Dude can string notes together, but can literally not write a lick to save his life. He's clearly one of the dudes that studied shredding really, really hard, and took all the lessons to heart. Even the bad ones (which, I will be the first to point out, is, in fact, virtually all of them).


You are almost correct. Dude can't play for shit. It's just a bunch of delay and shitty fucking playing.

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:50 pm
by Dickarms
those gifs tho :lol:

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 7:11 pm
by DNW
What the fuck is "MNG" supposed to mean? I'm imagining it as the sound he made just as he was about to start furiously start typing his next sentence (although I'm not entirely comfortable with calling it a sentence).



Also, Amy's Baking Company comparison was gold, as were the gifs. I'll have to save those when I get home. :lol:

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 7:20 pm
by DNW
Murdoch wrote:I also think that trying to "R.I.P. in HELL" might be sort of difficult.


I like his response to someone else, "R.I.P. as soon as you die!"

Basically, "Whenever it is you eventually die, whether it be in the near future by misfortune or many years down the track after a long and happy life, immediately begin resting in peace! :mad:"

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:18 pm
by JonVengeance
This is one of the most elaborate trolls ever.

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:27 pm
by benjamin801
JonVengeance wrote:This is one of the most elaborate trolls ever.


If it turns out to be so, I freely admit I was completely owned. :lol:



Still...he has a lot of really nice gear to be that bad. And he's sooooooo bad...he sounds like I would sound if I were trying to sound intentionally awful. :hmm:

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:56 pm
by DNW
Can't say I'm convinced he's trolling. I find it hard to convincingly play shit like that. It either comes out as sounding too deliberately bad (think all those overdub clips), or some good playing accidentally sneaks in even it's just a note or two here 'n' there.

This guy makes every note sound like he genuinely has no clue.

If he is just trolling though... good on him, coz he pretty much nailed it on every level.

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:32 pm
by Yarbicus
Quit messing with The Count! Hmm...I wonder, what, exactly he counts since his rhythm is so off. NEVER MIND! He is THE COUNT!

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:33 pm
by spawnofthesith
:lol:


I love in this one when he goes out to the "audience" around 2:13 and the 3 fat girls start laughing at him

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vto_i53_K0E[/video]

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:46 am
by Dickarms
DNW wrote:
Murdoch wrote:I also think that trying to "R.I.P. in HELL" might be sort of difficult.


I like his response to someone else, "R.I.P. as soon as you die!"

Basically, "Whenever it is you eventually die, whether it be in the near future by misfortune or many years down the track after a long and happy life, immediately begin resting in peace! :mad:"



this. so much lol

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:05 am
by JonVengeance
It so obvious that he's trolling.

1. He could have easily closed all comments instead of leaving them open and allowing people to reply.
2. His replies are as ridiculous as his playing.
3. In that .gif above he's using the clean (green) channel of the XTC, or probably not using the XTC at all. He's just using it as a prop in his video. If he were really serious he'd be using the red channel with the gain maxed every chance he could get.
4. Those faces he makes. So fake.

I'm pretty sure he is just parodying YJM.

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:15 am
by Dickarms
you make an interesting case.

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:10 am
by Sasquatch
dammit, now i am confused

have i been trolled?

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:13 am
by Marc G
JonVengeance wrote:It so obvious that he's trolling.

1. He could have easily closed all comments instead of leaving them open and allowing people to reply.
2. His replies are as ridiculous as his playing.
3. In that .gif above he's using the clean (green) channel of the XTC, or probably not using the XTC at all. He's just using it as a prop in his video. If he were really serious he'd be using the red channel with the gain maxed every chance he could get.
4. Those faces he makes. So fake.

I'm pretty sure he is just parodying YJM.



if that's the case he takes his trolling REALLY seriously since he does have actual live footage.. making troll vids in your basement is one thing.... taking that shit public is another level

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:30 am
by Stratz
Don't care if this is real or not, it is hilarious and i love it.

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:31 am
by JonVengeance
Marc G wrote:
JonVengeance wrote:It so obvious that he's trolling.

1. He could have easily closed all comments instead of leaving them open and allowing people to reply.
2. His replies are as ridiculous as his playing.
3. In that .gif above he's using the clean (green) channel of the XTC, or probably not using the XTC at all. He's just using it as a prop in his video. If he were really serious he'd be using the red channel with the gain maxed every chance he could get.
4. Those faces he makes. So fake.

I'm pretty sure he is just parodying YJM.



if that's the case he takes his trolling REALLY seriously since he does have actual live footage.. making troll vids in your basement is one thing.... taking that shit public is another level


I agree that it's pretty elaborate, but he has to be trolling. He's getting attention and I think that's all he wants.

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:32 am
by DNW
Marc G wrote:
JonVengeance wrote:It so obvious that he's trolling.

1. He could have easily closed all comments instead of leaving them open and allowing people to reply.
2. His replies are as ridiculous as his playing.
3. In that .gif above he's using the clean (green) channel of the XTC, or probably not using the XTC at all. He's just using it as a prop in his video. If he were really serious he'd be using the red channel with the gain maxed every chance he could get.
4. Those faces he makes. So fake.

I'm pretty sure he is just parodying YJM.



if that's the case he takes his trolling REALLY seriously since he does have actual live footage.. making troll vids in your basement is one thing.... taking that shit public is another level


Not to mention if he wanted to parody Yngwie, I imagine frilly pirate shirts would be on full display, not to mention ridiculous high kicks in pants several sizes too small. Instead it's just a douchebag in a long leather jacket.

If anything, I'd say there's more Steve Vai in his ridiculous hand movements and facial expressions. :idk:

Re: Peter Cerman mad, bros. HE. MAD.

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:37 am
by JonVengeance
DNW wrote:
Marc G wrote:
JonVengeance wrote:It so obvious that he's trolling.

1. He could have easily closed all comments instead of leaving them open and allowing people to reply.
2. His replies are as ridiculous as his playing.
3. In that .gif above he's using the clean (green) channel of the XTC, or probably not using the XTC at all. He's just using it as a prop in his video. If he were really serious he'd be using the red channel with the gain maxed every chance he could get.
4. Those faces he makes. So fake.

I'm pretty sure he is just parodying YJM.



if that's the case he takes his trolling REALLY seriously since he does have actual live footage.. making troll vids in your basement is one thing.... taking that shit public is another level


Not to mention if he wanted to parody Yngwie, I imagine frilly pirate shirts would be on full display, not to mention ridiculous high kicks in pants several sizes too small. Instead it's just a douchebag in a long leather jacket.

If anything, I'd say there's more Steve Vai in his ridiculous hand movements and facial expressions. :idk:


His problem is that he is not fat enough to pull off the total YJM look.

I saw a comment on one of his videos that asked who his guitar influences were.

His response was, "YJM."