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Zozobra wrote:We all know that the brethrens of GAB plough perfect tens all day long with not as much as a pointy knee in sight.

I don't, I'm married.



Though I do get laid/blown every day.

Ron Burgundy wrote:

Zozobra wrote:We all know that the brethrens of GAB plough perfect tens all day long with not as much as a pointy knee in sight.

I don't, I'm married.



Though I do get laid/blown every day.

this, but without the ring just yet. and not every day, because i turn it down sometimes but definitely have the option.

Y0UNGBL00D wrote:

Ron Burgundy wrote:

Zozobra wrote:We all know that the brethrens of GAB plough perfect tens all day long with not as much as a pointy knee in sight.

I don't, I'm married.



Though I do get laid/blown every day.

this, but without the ring just yet. and not every day, because i turn it down sometimes but definitely have the option.

That was kinda repetitive.

...I dunno if I should or at my statement.

huh?

no ring yet, and being in a position to turn it down...


sigh...yep, I'm gonna go with the

ovid9 wrote:
But it was sexist, misogynistic and not really funny. So it sorta was lose all the way around.

Yeah it's not my kind of humor either, but still I don't see it as anything other than an attempt of humor... and more power to him for trying.... remember when Patrice O Neal explained the donkey punch and angry pirate on Fox News? Same thing.

wrongnote85 wrote:

Krunchmeister wrote:"Spent $90 on two "top-shelf" margarita pitchers that tasted like urinal cakes."

Just curious ..How do you know what urinal cakes taste like?

give him a kiss and i beat you can find out.

No thx on the kiss or beating. Wonder what Freud would get from your comment?

well this has gone into wtf land. only us butt pirates at gab and its esteemed lineage could mess up a thread called "skanks"

Y0UNGBL00D wrote:well this has gone into wtf land. only us butt pirates at gab and its esteemed lineage could mess up a thread called "skanks"

No kidding! Odd day in GABland.

ovid9 wrote:

GuitarBilly wrote:

Stratz wrote:This article was clearly written by a pathetic douchebag that is threatened by female sexuality. What a sad piece of shit that guy must be.

meh, it's not a scientific white paper on female's sexuality. Dude is clearly just joking around. Girls have articles like that about guys too. You're taking it too seriously IMHO.

But it was sexist, misogynistic and not really funny. So it sorta was lose all the way around.

Please tell me your wife was looking over your shoulder as you typed this and you just fumbled these words together. Otherwise I think you need to up your Pamprin intake.

skanks are still dooable but usually on a downward spiral to Skeezer which are not . the poster Queen for them all is Amy Winehouse , from a soild wood to mm ok would then hell no .

Krunchmeister wrote:"Spent $90 on two "top-shelf" margarita pitchers that tasted like urinal cakes."

Just curious ..How do you know what urinal cakes taste like?

Taste is 90% smell.

Every smelled a urinal cake? Yes you have.

By majority %, you have tasted one.


Boom

GuitarBilly wrote:

ovid9 wrote:
But it was sexist, misogynistic and not really funny. So it sorta was lose all the way around.

Yeah it's not my kind of humor either, but still I don't see it as anything other than an attempt of humor... and more power to him for trying.... remember when Patrice O Neal explained the donkey punch and angry pirate on Fox News? Same thing.

No....I don't know who Patrice O Neal is....

ovid turns his amps down for his cats. so.....

GuitarBilly wrote:

ovid9 wrote:
But it was sexist, misogynistic and not really funny. So it sorta was lose all the way around.

Yeah it's not my kind of humor either, but still I don't see it as anything other than an attempt of humor... and more power to him for trying.... remember when Patrice O Neal explained the donkey punch and angry pirate on Fox News? Same thing.

OMG. I'm fucking dying here now that I saw this video. RIP Patrice.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eosTp6hWs2Y[/video]