"I love you so much baby" messages on Facebook. Ugh

[neilrocks25]

I sometimes write happy birthday on my wife's FB page

[clipless bumper]

Bunch of bitter old bags up in this thread.

don't you be talkin' bout our old ladies.........

[soundgardener75]

My wife doesn't like being too lovey-dovey on fb. She has this friend that does that and she would just facepalm every time

[Ostinato Rubato]

"Thirty years ago today, May and I were married. Some of you were there, some of you weren't born, and some of you are now DEED! But, we both said "I do," and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. ... But I'm glad I married you, May, because hey, could've been worse."

[studio289]

The next step worse than that is the couples that have a shared Facebook. That's when you just know someone got caught cheatin'.

A guy on my list did that.
-Deactived his account for a week.
-Came back and told everyone, "We're doing fine, just working out some things."
-Deleted her account and changed his account to a shared one.
-Spent the next two weeks posting the "Best wife ever..." "Best husband ever..." bullshit.

Now they hold conversations with each other. It looks like a schizophrenic person talking to itself.
It got lame fast and I finally ended up unfollowing his feed.

[benjamin801]

Now they hold conversations with each other. It looks like a schizophrenic person talking to itself.

[wrongnote85]

when i post about my wife on FB (which is rarely) it's usually something to make fun of her.

like this one from last night:

(wife) sneezed. I said "bless you". She said "you're welcome".

people love that shit.

[TU BE]

Just as bad are the broken-hearted FB friends who keep getting back with the same people who constantly hurt them and keep posting about it. I had to delete a few friends for that. Stop trying to depress me because you're an idiot.

[Lloyd Blankfein]

I haz no facebook.


I'm a happy guy.

[Dickarms]

i had a friend/ex coworker who went through a pretty nasty divorce with a fucking hosebeast and was out of the game for a while. so when he first scored, we rooted for him. but i just saw a facebook update today that was like "best girlfriend ever!!!!! <3<3" so i said "wut" and checked it out, apparently, unbeknownst to myself, he got a new girlfriend in july. cool, hadnt really talked to him lately, good on him. even if she does look pretty meh, shes probably cool. check her profile and her time line is like "july 18th, met jacob smith, possibly best day of my life" "july 25th: in a relationship with jacob smith" "july 29th: went to dinner with jacob smith"...







fucking run, bro.

[Dickarms]

My wife doesn't like being too lovey-dovey on fb. She has this friend that does that and she would just facepalm every time

you're fucking married?!?!?!

you're winning, man. no married man has ever been allowed by his woman to eat like you do. sultans have had to tone down their feasts because of their harems. how the fuck do you do it.

when i post about my wife on FB (which is rarely) it's usually something to make fun of her.

like this one from last night:

(wife) sneezed. I said "bless you". She said "you're welcome".

people love that shit.

no, they dont. thats like big-bang-theory unfunny.

People who post too much lovey-dovey shit on their significant others' FB are often the same ones that seem to break up and get back together every two months.

The next step worse than that is the couples that have a shared Facebook. That's when you just know someone got caught cheatin'.

THHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


i only personally know one person, a coworker, and that motherfucker is locked down tighter than the boy scouts of america offices when the NAMBLA conference is in town. he HAD to have done some shit. homeboy has a dailly arrangement with the bartender at his local pub. his wife thinks he gets off work at time x, he gets off at time y, and the difference is spent at the tavern under the understanding that there will be 3 beers set up at time y, and that if he eve comes in there with this wife, to act like a complete stranger. dude takes PTO to drink beer, because his wife wont let him.

[benjamin801]

THHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


i only personally know one person, a coworker, and that motherfucker is locked down tighter than the boy scouts of america offices when the NAMBLA conference is in town. he HAD to have done some shit. homeboy has a dailly arrangement with the bartender at his local pub. his wife thinks he gets off work at time x, he gets off at time y, and the difference is spent at the tavern under the understanding that there will be 3 beers set up at time y, and that if he eve comes in there with this wife, to act like a complete stranger. dude takes PTO to drink beer, because his wife wont let him.

Dude, I don't even...I mean.

[Dickarms]

i know. ive been wanting to join him on one of these 3-beer rushes, just to see what the atmosphere is like. but dude lives on the other side of town

[ovid9]

i had a friend/ex coworker who went through a pretty nasty divorce with a fucking hosebeast and was out of the game for a while. so when he first scored, we rooted for him. but i just saw a facebook update today that was like "best girlfriend ever!!!!! <3<3" so i said "wut" and checked it out, apparently, unbeknownst to myself, he got a new girlfriend in july. cool, hadnt really talked to him lately, good on him. even if she does look pretty meh, shes probably cool. check her profile and her time line is like "july 18th, met jacob smith, possibly best day of my life" "july 25th: in a relationship with jacob smith" "july 29th: went to dinner with jacob smith"...







fucking run, bro.

Wow, I mean, if they were like Freshman in HS I could understand that. Grown adult people.....you cannot run fast enough.

[Dickarms]

shes way rich though, and he works with me so hes not, i guess thats motivation

[indienoise]

My wife doesn't like being too lovey-dovey on fb. She has this friend that does that and she would just facepalm every time

you're fucking married?!?!?!

you're winning, man. no married man has ever been allowed by his woman to eat like you do. sultans have had to tone down their feasts because of their harems. how the fuck do you do it.

I can't speak for Brolando, but I didn't marry a skinny chick. I've never caught any guilt for my bad food decisions. Sometimes, I even share in bad food decisions with my wife.

[Dickarms]

mine is on my ASS. constantly. i love her to death, but thats one of my complaints. cant fault her, jsut wants me to be healthy. everyone should have someone who cares that much about them. but damn, fuck quinoa or whatever and all that bullshit from the "vegens" (sic) thread.