Teh wifey had to take care of that.

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EugeneTheJeep wrote:I woke up this morning and was swollen.
Teh wifey had to take care of that.
Mike LX-R wrote:EugeneTheJeep wrote:I woke up this morning and was swollen.
Teh wifey had to take care of that.
standard a.m. protocol
Lloyd Blankfein wrote:Mike LX-R wrote:EugeneTheJeep wrote:I woke up this morning and was swollen.
Teh wifey had to take care of that.
standard a.m. protocol
Just wait til you apply that protocol at work.
nightflameauto wrote:He's right about how you can get them back in place. I had a "large woman" girlfriend for a while that thought it was endlessly entertaining to climb on top of me, yell out *CLEAR* and then slam her two hands down into my sternum What with all her weight behind her the fuck?. It left me with two ribs that could pop out at the sternum for several years if I stretched wrong. It's not fun at ALL to deal with, but year, with a combo of having something to roll under my back and moving my shoulder around to get up/down alignment right, I could usually pop them back in myself.
nightflameauto wrote:He's right about how you can get them back in place. I had a "large woman" girlfriend for a while that thought it was endlessly entertaining to climb on top of me, yell out *CLEAR* and then slam her two hands down into my sternum with all her weight behind her. It left me with two ribs that could pop out at the sternum for several years if I stretched wrong. It's not fun at ALL to deal with, but year, with a combo of having something to roll under my back and moving my shoulder around to get up/down alignment right, I could usually pop them back in myself.
BrendanO wrote:nightflameauto wrote:He's right about how you can get them back in place. I had a "large woman" girlfriend for a while that thought it was endlessly entertaining to climb on top of me, yell out *CLEAR* and then slam her two hands down into my sternum What with all her weight behind her the fuck?. It left me with two ribs that could pop out at the sternum for several years if I stretched wrong. It's not fun at ALL to deal with, but year, with a combo of having something to roll under my back and moving my shoulder around to get up/down alignment right, I could usually pop them back in myself.nightflameauto wrote:He's right about how you can get them back in place. I had a "large woman" girlfriend for a while that thought it was endlessly entertaining to climb on top of me, yell out *CLEAR* and then slam her two hands down into my sternum with all her weight behind her. It left me with two ribs that could pop out at the sternum for several years if I stretched wrong. It's not fun at ALL to deal with, but year, with a combo of having something to roll under my back and moving my shoulder around to get up/down alignment right, I could usually pop them back in myself.
Seriously, what the fuck?
BrendanO wrote:nightflameauto wrote:He's right about how you can get them back in place. I had a "large woman" girlfriend for a while that thought it was endlessly entertaining to climb on top of me, yell out *CLEAR* and then slam her two hands down into my sternum What with all her weight behind her the fuck?. It left me with two ribs that could pop out at the sternum for several years if I stretched wrong. It's not fun at ALL to deal with, but year, with a combo of having something to roll under my back and moving my shoulder around to get up/down alignment right, I could usually pop them back in myself.nightflameauto wrote:He's right about how you can get them back in place. I had a "large woman" girlfriend for a while that thought it was endlessly entertaining to climb on top of me, yell out *CLEAR* and then slam her two hands down into my sternum with all her weight behind her. It left me with two ribs that could pop out at the sternum for several years if I stretched wrong. It's not fun at ALL to deal with, but year, with a combo of having something to roll under my back and moving my shoulder around to get up/down alignment right, I could usually pop them back in myself.
Seriously, what the fuck?