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Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:57 pm
by ovid9
Schweezly wrote:nightflameauto wrote:ovid9 wrote:Or you could just buy a whiskey that they didn't add honey too. That's what I'll stick to doing.
My drink be the Devil's Cut. Perfect by itself on ice. Even good straight.
Though I don't turn up my nose at anything, really. So long as it doesn't make me choke, I'm good.
It's surprisingly good, but I love that kind of flavor. My personal favorite is Stranahans, but since its $60 and not readily available usually I tend to go to my more common favorite in Eagle Rare.
I'm not a fan of honey really and super sweet whiskey isn't my thing. I don't like regular jack, so I can't imagine more honey sweetness would help things out.
Fortunately for sellers, my tastes are not the end all be all they would be if I was world ruler. WHY AM I NOT WORLD RULER?
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:17 pm
by nightflameauto
David Lee Broth wrote:nightflameauto wrote:or Jag (for the
).
And that's why I haven't had a shot of Jag since 2006. The last time I did I ended up lobbing a loaded pair of my underwear over my neighbors fence and into his backyard.
JEEZUS! Now THAT'S a jag story.
Only good one I've got is the time I rode the 400 miles out to Rapid City during the windiest day of the year on the motorcycle, completely dehydrated, then went out drinking with my cousin. My dad shows up late and starts buying jag shots for everybody at the bar. Somewhere around shot six, after about five hours of beer and whiskey, I started seeing the group from somewhere over the table, like my mind had left my body.
I woke up the next morning determined to go show that fucker, hop on my bike, ride over there, then whip his ass in a race up the hills. Jumped out of bed, stumbled, fell down, managed to belly crawl my way to the tub and run water over myself until I almost felt human. Apparently dad had made it to his mom's house that night, but just walked in, left the front door open, took off his clothes in the living room, then passed out face first in the hallway before getting to the guest room.
This is why family shouldn't drink together.
There was also an amusing story that night about some girl flirting with dad and him asking her if she had a grandma that was available for him.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:32 pm
by Yarbicus
Man, I didn't know liquor could have such pointy knees!
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:36 pm
by Telephant
Yarbicus wrote:Man, I didn't know liquor could have such pointy knees!
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:16 pm
by ovid9
Yarbicus wrote:Man, I didn't know liquor could have such pointy knees!
Dude, this is GAB! We MIGHT be able to agree water is wet 75% of the time. MIGHT!
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:35 pm
by nightflameauto
ovid9 wrote:Yarbicus wrote:Man, I didn't know liquor could have such pointy knees!
Dude, this is GAB! We MIGHT be able to agree water is wet 75% of the time. MIGHT!
I've seen dry rain. Fuck you.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:58 pm
by BrendanO
Yarbicus wrote:Man, I didn't know liquor could have such pointy knees!
And Jager is the queen of the pointy-knee prom. I fuckin' lover Jager; this is largely a function of my love of black liquorice, which apparently puts me in a very small minority of people. Far as I'm concerned, it's like drinking a Good & Plenty. Which is fucking awesome, you goddamned knuckle-dragging troglodytes.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:05 pm
by Devin
BrendanO wrote:Yarbicus wrote:Man, I didn't know liquor could have such pointy knees!
And Jager is the queen of the pointy-knee prom. I fuckin' lover Jager; this is largely a function of my love of black liquorice, which apparently puts me in a very small minority of people. Far as I'm concerned, it's like drinking a Good & Plenty. Which is fucking awesome, you goddamned knuckle-dragging troglodytes.
I hate black licorice (and fuck Good & Plenty; fucking box made me think they were mike and ike relatives or something when I got some trick or treating as a kid
) but somehow still enjoy Jager. I guess cuz it fucks me up
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:24 pm
by BrendanO
Devin wrote:I hate black licorice (and fuck Good & Plenty; fucking box made me think they were mike and ike relatives or something when I got some trick or treating as a kid :D ) but somehow still enjoy Jager. I guess cuz it fucks me up :idk:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, scale it back on the "fuck Good & Plenty" line there, pal. Ain't no reason to be going off on the fine people who make candy-coated liquorice. All they did was fucking DOMINATE.
In related news: fuck cinnamon. Like, Big Red, Red Hots, Fireball whiskey, fuck alla that. Cinnamon flavoring is only acceptable in sugar form. Otherwise, it's the devil, and I will beat it out of you with a belt, a bible, and three cloves of garlic.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:30 pm
by nightflameauto
Did he say fuck red hots? Nobody says fuck red hots.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:49 pm
by indienoise
nightflameauto wrote:Did he say fuck red hots? Nobody says fuck red hots.
What he said. I'll choke a bitch who messes with cinnamon.
It's considered less than impressive in social circles around these parts, so I'll make this a confession more than a statement, but this means I also love me some goldschlager.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:58 pm
by BrendanO
You guys are dead to me.
Just fucking dead to me.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:02 pm
by indienoise
BrendanO wrote:You guys are dead to me.
Just fucking dead to me.
I guess that means you won't write or call.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:04 pm
by BrendanO
indienoise wrote:
I guess that means you won't write or call.
Oh, I will, they'll just be super passive-aggressive.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:18 pm
by ovid9
Brendan....dude. You like black licorice but hate cinnamon? I...I....words fail me.
I feel like I don't even know you anymore.
I hate black licorice...but...apparently the small amount of anise in absinthe is doable.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:26 pm
by BrendanO
Don't worry, I'm used to classing places up.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:27 pm
by ovid9
BrendanO wrote:Don't worry, I'm used to classing places up.
The flavor of black licorice doesn't really class anything up.
Possibly "ass" it up. Is that what you meant?
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:28 pm
by GuitarBilly
Telephant wrote:I'll try this honey shit too just cause I like to party.
pretty much this.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:45 pm
by JimmyPaeg
I've been working on getting my whiskey chops in order as of late. I might have to try some of this magical nectar.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:02 pm
by Yarbicus
JimmyPaeg wrote:I've been working on getting my whiskey chops in order as of late. I might have to try some of this magical nectar.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:45 pm
by JimmyPaeg
Yarbicus wrote:JimmyPaeg wrote:I've been working on getting my whiskey chops in order as of late. I might have to try some of this magical nectar.
I am currently sipping on some Kentucky Deluxe that I bought when I was in Tennessee ironically enough. I know it's cheap rotgut, but it's actually not half bad.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:07 pm
by Yarbicus
Spending the weekend at a hotel with about 100 other nerds so there is bound to be some serious drinking going on. I will be bringing the honey whiskey and some Kraken spiced rum. I can't wait to see what everyone else brings to the liquor "swap meet."
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:08 pm
by ovid9
Yarbicus wrote:Spending the weekend at a hotel with about 100 other nerds so there is bound to be some serious drinking going on. I will be bringing the honey whiskey and some Kraken spiced rum. I can't wait to see what everyone else brings to the liquor "swap meet."
So Jelly!
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:13 pm
by Yarbicus
ovid9 wrote:Yarbicus wrote:Spending the weekend at a hotel with about 100 other nerds so there is bound to be some serious drinking going on. I will be bringing the honey whiskey and some Kraken spiced rum. I can't wait to see what everyone else brings to the liquor "swap meet."
So Jelly!
I'll post a "Nerd Weekend" thread with regular updates. Basically, it will be 100 guys playing Warhammer and drinking all weekend. We also stay at the hotel where the event is held so no one has to drive. Shit will get real.
Re: Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:13 pm
by 100 watt
I never liked Jack. I was always a Makers Mark & Jim Beam Black (Jimi Beam) kinda guy. Never cared much for Tennesse Whiskey. My rule of thumb whiskey wise, was always, if it ain't made in Kentucky..it sucks.
I quit drinking shortly after I met my wife. I had a drinking problem lol.
I used to like that Evan Williams Honey Whiskey dumped in a good strong cup of black coffee. Made a great breakfast on days I didn't have to work. A Xanax washed down with it as well. Always was a good start for a day I planner on drinking most of the day. If I felt like hell already, I'd throw a BC headache powder in for good measure ha ha.