I'm old af
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Re: I'm old af
happy birthday! I'm 45... it sucks
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My old instrumental prog band, BML
My metal band, Contrarian
Buy my Signature Mason BG Hellabucker
Friedman BE100

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Helix Floor
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Re: I'm old af
nah come on getting older is pretty fucking great I think , yeah we may not make it to Nobodys age but he didn't think he would either so 

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Re: I'm old af
Yeah, y'alls be old
Happy fuggin birthday
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Happy B'day oh Master of Owls!
Hey, I'm also an Oct baby, so was my dad, and others in my family (yeah, even my twin brother!)....October produces the finest peoples!
But don't worry, you're not old until the lady with the droopy boobs in the Medicare office line looks hot!
Hey, I'm also an Oct baby, so was my dad, and others in my family (yeah, even my twin brother!)....October produces the finest peoples!
But don't worry, you're not old until the lady with the droopy boobs in the Medicare office line looks hot!
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF!
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long standing member wrote:Happy B'day oh Master of Owls!
Hey, I'm also an Oct baby, so was my dad, and others in my family (yeah, even my twin brother!)....October produces the finest peoples!
But don't worry, you're not old until the lady with the droopy boobs in the Medicare office line looks hot!
So, 5 years ago?

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long standing member wrote:Happy B'day oh Master of Owls!
Hey, I'm also an Oct baby, so was my dad, and others in my family (yeah, even my twin brother!)....October produces the finest peoples!
But don't worry, you're not old until the lady with the droopy boobs in the Medicare office line looks hot!
Nothing wrong with a good 'ol set of speed bag titties.
Hang 'em low and swing 'em wide!

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You're not old until you think the Halloween cemetery in your neighbor's front lawn looks like a great place to meet 'chicks'.
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Ostinato Rubato wrote:TurboPablo wrote:Happy Birthday Bill!!! Thanks for all you do here and giving me and Mike a place to behave like idiots without being judged too harshly.
I'll be 46 in January.
Jiveturkey is the old one here.
I think you might be alone in the opinion that I behave like an idiot.
I know for a fact that this statement is incorrect.
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Re: I'm old af
Old age is always 15 years away!
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Re: I'm old af
Some advice about getting old
[video]https://youtu.be/0-5YuglDcmg[/video]
[video]https://youtu.be/0-5YuglDcmg[/video]
Re: I'm old af
The real question is, how old were all of us when we were posting on HCAF? I think I was 28 or 29 and here I am sitting at 40 lol
Re: I'm old af
congrats!
start taking testosterone replacement therapy. enjoy diamond-cutter erections along with an increase in semen volume and ejaculation velocity.
start taking testosterone replacement therapy. enjoy diamond-cutter erections along with an increase in semen volume and ejaculation velocity.


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Sasquatch wrote:congrats!
start taking testosterone replacement therapy. enjoy diamond-cutter erections along with an increase in semen volume and ejaculation velocity.
that would be business as usual.Do not underestimate the power of Brazilian rosewood. It goes for $1k a slab for a reason.
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Depends on when you ask. I got tired of constantly updating this section lol
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'78 Les Paul Pro / '89 SG Special/ '04 Gibson Les Paul Classic 3 pickup / Jackson Star/ Endres Tele / Fernandes Rhoads/ ''74 Hohner MIJ strat/ 2 Partscasters
Amps:
Depends on when you ask. I got tired of constantly updating this section lol
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Marshall 1960A w V30s/ Seismic 2x12 w Redback and V30.
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Re: I'm old af
GuitarBilly wrote:Ostinato Rubato wrote:Measuring your years left by the number of sets of power tubes is about the best guitar nerd thing I've read all week.![]()
That also means Helix = death
This made me lol for real

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Re: I'm old af
GuitarBilly wrote:Do not underestimate the power of Brazilian rosewood. It goes for $1k a slab for a reason.




Whatnow2012 wrote:try humberck piskup is bettor for metal than singlecpoil for blues
Unstrung wrote:ya it am bast
Rampage wrote:When life hands you distortion, fuck everything else.
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Re: I'm old af
Happy birthday.
I just turned 46 recently. I felt 70 until a few years ago when I quit cigarettes. Now I feel like I'm in my 20's.... but slower and fatter
I just turned 46 recently. I felt 70 until a few years ago when I quit cigarettes. Now I feel like I'm in my 20's.... but slower and fatter

Re: I'm old af
Happy Birthday Billy.
47 here, halfway dead. Bum knee, bad shoulders, IBS, arthritis in my left big toe. Could be worse I guess.
47 here, halfway dead. Bum knee, bad shoulders, IBS, arthritis in my left big toe. Could be worse I guess.

Re: I'm old af
linthat22 wrote:The real question is, how old were all of us when we were posting on HCAF? I think I was 28 or 29 and here I am sitting at 40 lol
I started posting on HC early 2000s-ish,.... so 27, 28?
Jesus. Time flies.
Some guys like a challenge. Not me.
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I started on HC chat room in 1997
so 23... joined the HC forum in 2000... 26. wow 


Guitars:
'78 Les Paul Pro / '89 SG Special/ '04 Gibson Les Paul Classic 3 pickup / Jackson Star/ Endres Tele / Fernandes Rhoads/ ''74 Hohner MIJ strat/ 2 Partscasters
Amps:
Depends on when you ask. I got tired of constantly updating this section lol
Cabs
Marshall 1960A w V30s/ Seismic 2x12 w Redback and V30.
Questions about the forum: please PM here. Can't access the forum? Need a password reset? Please access our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/GuitarGearForumOfficial and message me through it.
'78 Les Paul Pro / '89 SG Special/ '04 Gibson Les Paul Classic 3 pickup / Jackson Star/ Endres Tele / Fernandes Rhoads/ ''74 Hohner MIJ strat/ 2 Partscasters
Amps:
Depends on when you ask. I got tired of constantly updating this section lol
Cabs
Marshall 1960A w V30s/ Seismic 2x12 w Redback and V30.
Questions about the forum: please PM here. Can't access the forum? Need a password reset? Please access our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/GuitarGearForumOfficial and message me through it.
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Re: I'm old af
Happy belated birthday bro.
I have a few years on you guys.
put it this way, I am a member of AARP
I have a few years on you guys.
put it this way, I am a member of AARP

Re: I'm old af
GuitarBilly wrote:Sasquatch wrote:congrats!
start taking testosterone replacement therapy. enjoy diamond-cutter erections along with an increase in semen volume and ejaculation velocity.
that would be business as usual.Do not underestimate the power of Brazilian rosewood. It goes for $1k a slab for a reason.



Re: I'm old af
I started posting on HC when I was like 17 or 18 lol
Whatnow2012 wrote:try humberck piskup is bettor for metal than singlecpoil for blues
Unstrung wrote:ya it am bast
Rampage wrote:When life hands you distortion, fuck everything else.
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Rigs:
Bauer-Burny-Dark Matter-Hamer-Ibanez-Starfield-Warwick
Fryette PowerStation, Peavey 5150 2x12, Peavey VTM60, Starfield VPA-1, Sound City Master Lead 50, VVT Simo-Plex, Taurus THD450