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One time, my roommate and I tried the Triple Atomic wing challenge at Quaker Steak & Lube (NE regional chain). The scoville unit measurement for their regular hot wing is 3,000 but the Triple Atomic wings are 500,000. My roommate got through 2 wings, but I finished the half dozen. Needless to say, the next day I was shitting fireballs.

I was like this:

[video]http://youtu.be/vq1FNIGap-0?t=1m40s[/video]

Im only 36, and my guts cant handle the foods they used to. I used t0 eat hot sauce on EVERYTHING (Thats how we roll, Down South), and eat all kinds of spicey foods. Nowadays..not so much.

I had Hot Wings from Pizza Hut (not really that hot at all) awhile back. Had the burning sprays the next morning. My brown was NOT happy.

Anymore, if I DO eat spicey / hot stuff, I'll drink Kiefer afterwards & it helps a bit. Kiefer is kinda like liquified yogurt. It's a pro biotic thats good for your digestive system.

"Burn, burn BURN... Burnin' ring of fire".

And here I thought the worst part about eating an entire pizza would be that there is no more pizza.

Sasquatch wrote:hotdog sized filth sausages

How could I possibly have missed this?

Yeah, there's no "worst part" about eating an entire pizza...

n00b

Independent George wrote:

Anomaly wrote:Try taking a shit after taking opiates daily. It's like shitting rocks, seriously.

Yup. That's a real side effect of opiates. It's theorized that's why Elvis died on the shitter. Too much straining caused him to stimulate his vagal nerve which caused a significant drop in his pulse and blood pressure.

I read the same thing, except his vagal nerve was overstimulated in a stall at the Memphis Greyhound station....RIP.

this thread is awesome.

Wait... What?! Who's got pizza???