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This Eagles/Cowboys game might be the worst NFL game I've ever watched.
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Diddlybo wrote:This Eagles/Cowboys game might be the worst NFL game I've ever watched.
That was epic levels of bad.

Just awful.
I know the beginning of the season is always weird, but holy crap, it seems this year is bizarre. (I'm sure I said that last year.)
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I don't even know what to say.....
All I can think of are all those guys who kept telling me - "pre-season doesn't matter".....
All I can think of are all those guys who kept telling me - "pre-season doesn't matter".....
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mamberg wrote:I don't even know what to say.....
All I can think of are all those guys who kept telling me - "pre-season doesn't matter".....
Well, just remember, Bradford looked great in his one preseason start.
So.......

My hope now is the Bears call me up as a CB (I can be as bad as the guys we got) and we end up with a top 3 pick.

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My team is amazingly sucktastic! At one point today I was down something like 120 to 30! WTF is going on with the Philly offense. I totally expected more from Agholor. Damn it's gonna be a long season! 

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Sierra Voodoo wrote:My team is amazingly sucktastic! At one point today I was down something like 120 to 30! WTF is going on with the Philly offense. I totally expected more from Agholor. Damn it's gonna be a long season!
Chip Kelly's genius!

Now, its only 2 games into the season, things could easily turn around. But..it looks bad. Really really bad. That offensive line was a debacle yesterday.
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Jeremy Hill really sucked yesterday, got me a whopping 3 pts. Meanwhile Allen Robinson who was on my bench, scored 31 pts.
I'm down by 15 and I have Gore going tonight. Not looking good.
I scored 57 total in my other ESPN league.

I'm down by 15 and I have Gore going tonight. Not looking good.
I scored 57 total in my other ESPN league.


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The Anomaly wrote:Jeremy Hill really sucked yesterday, got me a whopping 3 pts. Meanwhile Allen Robinson who was on my bench, scored 31 pts.
I'm down by 15 and I have Gore going tonight. Not looking good.
I scored 57 total in my other ESPN league.![]()
Its a cripple fight!

Gore could get 15. Thank a garbage time TD against the Eagles by Terrance Williams for me even having a shot.

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My team blows 

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I feel your pain._ej_ wrote:My team blows
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Good thing I'm not an Eagles fan but for wanting (Needing!) them to throw the damn ball to Agholor.ovid9 wrote:Sierra Voodoo wrote:My team is amazingly sucktastic! At one point today I was down something like 120 to 30! WTF is going on with the Philly offense. I totally expected more from Agholor. Damn it's gonna be a long season!
Chip Kelly's genius!
Now, its only 2 games into the season, things could easily turn around. But..it looks bad. Really really bad. That offensive line was a debacle yesterday.
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Started three WR's yesterday and was rewarded with a whopping 13.1 points.
Granted, I sat TY Hilton due to injury but damn! Oh well.
Hell, I'm only down 136.2 to 54.1 going into tonight. Is it too much to ask for 8 touchdown passes from Luck and 4 rushing TD's from Ivory?

Hell, I'm only down 136.2 to 54.1 going into tonight. Is it too much to ask for 8 touchdown passes from Luck and 4 rushing TD's from Ivory?

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Sierra Voodoo wrote:Started three WR's yesterday and was rewarded with a whopping 13.1 points.Granted, I sat TY Hilton due to injury but damn! Oh well.
Hell, I'm only down 136.2 to 54.1 going into tonight. Is it too much to ask for 8 touchdown passes from Luck and 4 rushing TD's from Ivory?
YOU CAN DO IT!

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ovid9 wrote:Sierra Voodoo wrote:Started three WR's yesterday and was rewarded with a whopping 13.1 points.Granted, I sat TY Hilton due to injury but damn! Oh well.
Hell, I'm only down 136.2 to 54.1 going into tonight. Is it too much to ask for 8 touchdown passes from Luck and 4 rushing TD's from Ivory?
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Sierra Voodoo wrote:Started three WR's yesterday and was rewarded with a whopping 13.1 points.Granted, I sat TY Hilton due to injury but damn! Oh well.
Hell, I'm only down 136.2 to 54.1 going into tonight. Is it too much to ask for 8 touchdown passes from Luck and 4 rushing TD's from Ivory?
I was fairly confident about winning going into tonight for obvious reasons. Seeing Luck with -.5 pts at the half though? I'll declare myself 2-0

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I am 1-1. Mostly because The Anomaly had worse luck than I did.
Seriously, I win with 87.8. This assures I'll lose if I score 120.


Seriously, I win with 87.8. This assures I'll lose if I score 120.


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It was in the bag midway through Sunday's games. Last night was just the kick in the gut while I'm down.metalguy wrote:Sierra Voodoo wrote:Started three WR's yesterday and was rewarded with a whopping 13.1 points.Granted, I sat TY Hilton due to injury but damn! Oh well.
Hell, I'm only down 136.2 to 54.1 going into tonight. Is it too much to ask for 8 touchdown passes from Luck and 4 rushing TD's from Ivory?
I was fairly confident about winning going into tonight for obvious reasons. Seeing Luck with -.5 pts at the half though? I'll declare myself 2-0


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I really can't complain - but Vinitieri has given me a grand total of -2 points through to weeks.
At least he's consistent - -1 per game!!!!
At least he's consistent - -1 per game!!!!
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Fuggin Demarco Murray!
So far my number 1 pick is a bust.

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You're giving Ovid a chance this week!!
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Diddlybo wrote:Fuggin Demarco Murray!So far my number 1 pick is a bust.
Well, I'm doing my best to keep you in it.

Julio Jones is a freaking animal. Good lord.
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132 points and I don't think I'm going to when. Why did I start Marshawn Lynch against my better judgement? Beastless mode is what he's been this season. I only wasted my first round pick on him.
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I'm up by .6. AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDD he has Peyton Manning to go. 
Barring an early horrific injury (which I would never wish on anyone) I think its safe to say Diddlybo is gonna win.

Barring an early horrific injury (which I would never wish on anyone) I think its safe to say Diddlybo is gonna win.

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ovid9 wrote:I'm up by .6. AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDD he has Peyton Manning to go.
Barring an early horrific injury (which I would never wish on anyone) I think its safe to say Diddlybo is gonna win.
Don't jinx me! I know what you're doing!

C'mon Peyton...you have to have at least .6 points left in those old bones!
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He needs to throw to Demaryius a few times too!!!