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Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:00 pm
by DISTORT6
When there's work- Union Electrician
When there's not- Mr. Mom

220, 221 whatever it takes...
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:57 pm
by SuperFlyinMonke
nightflameauto wrote:KCTigerChief wrote:The one I always laugh about is "Sales Engineer"
I'm like...seriously, wtf? Sales and Engineer should never be used together to describe a job...There is nothing about sales that requires any sort of engineering...You talk to people and BS them into buying shit they don't need so you can get your commission. Maybe the engineering bit is about engineering your best BS lies to nab the sale...

Best. Loop. Callout. EVAR!
Meshuggah sucks and ginger Carney hands are the worst.
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:03 pm
by soundgardener75
Murdoch wrote:BrendanO wrote:I've been a real janitor. I got more respect than both times I worked retail. Put together.
Retail work will destroy anyone's soul. It's worse than feasting on freshly used goat butthole. I'll never do that again unless I have literally NO other option.

Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:05 pm
by Orbis_Ignis
Pharmacy Student at the moment, but will hopefully May 2014 I will be a PharmD. Everything is going good so far
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:14 pm
by 67mike
PIMP.
When I'm not busy pimpin, I heard Goats.

Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:15 pm
by homestar_kevin
I do video production, right now working in an office for a non profit doing online education courses
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:16 pm
by 67mike
Hugh Jaynus wrote:It's pretty sweet, but I'd really like to jerk off chimps.
Not all it is cracked up to be my friend.
Goats are where it is at.

Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:27 pm
by afxwinter
I'm an account manager for a title insurance company.
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:20 am
by noisebloom
I develop management reporting for a couple of departments of a major bank.
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:57 am
by SexWithRobots
I work in the Neurodiagnostics department at a hospital.
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:13 am
by Professor Dickweed
Army JAG. Rubyguitargod probably hates people like me. Thankfully, I also hate people like me!
But by night, I am the lead air guitarist for the Western Hemisphere's leading Wham! tribute band.
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:09 am
by Mesa/Kramer
Restaurant District Manager for 10 Locations
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:35 pm
by diablogato22
I am one of the lucky ones....I am a full-time musician. I play guitar for a living.
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:55 pm
by rayneman
I am 17 years in with a big, global IT/Management Consulting house. This has been the only "real" job I've ever had during my post-college life. It helps pay for lots of guitars and amps.
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:28 am
by Visago
17 yrs in the mortgage industry. I'm an Underwriter. Not the most exciting job but pays really well.
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:04 am
by riffy
I am now retired!!!!!!!!! LOVIN' mah life!
Gary
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:33 am
by Killzone
RN at a mental health hospital.....
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:36 am
by Sasquatch
Database Adminstrator for public entity
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:24 am
by phrophus
Professor Dickweed wrote:Army JAG. Rubyguitargod probably hates people like me. Thankfully, I also hate people like me!
But by night, I am the lead air guitarist for the Western Hemisphere's leading Wham! tribute band.
I looked into JAG and was pretty excited about doing it. There was kinda red tape that prevented that from happening though. Something about my having already graduated but not having taken the bar. Kinda sucks. Seems like it could have been an interesting job.
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:30 am
by Dickarms
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:28 am
by mrelusive
Murdoch wrote:BrendanO wrote:I've been a real janitor. I got more respect than both times I worked retail. Put together.
Retail work will destroy anyone's soul. It's worse than feasting on freshly used goat butthole. I'll never do that again unless I have literally NO other option.
This is where i am. Assistant manager at a busy-as-hell video store. I'm really good at it, the pay is alright, but it's stressful as hell. Taking two weeks off starting tomorrow. Pretty sure that place will crumble to the ground without me there.
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:06 am
by Keebz
My job title is "Project Manager" but all I do is AutoCAD drafting for this Landscape Arch. office. Looking for another job right now as a real Project Manager.
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:39 am
by NinjaRaf
guitarbilly74 wrote:business analyst for a travel company. In other words, I make graphs!!


gis analyst for a restaurant company. In other words, I make maps!!

Im at Darden restaurants. Voted #65 on fortubes best companies to work for list, and is a fortune 500 company...WOOT!!
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:47 am
by Dickarms
Keebz wrote:My job title is "Project Manager" but all I do is AutoCAD drafting for this Landscape Arch. office. Looking for another job right now as a real Project Manager.
im in school for drafting/design and eventually mech eng. i absolutely love all forms of CAD. if i get laid off, i want a drafting position. mech/arch/e/civ, dont care. i particularly like 3d modeling, but 2d drafting scratches the itch too. any tips?
Re: GAB, what do you do for a living?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:52 am
by i386
dickysofa wrote:IT Project Manager - I herd nerds...
You're the guy that invites us to meetings to talk about the things we're not working on because we're in your meetings all day.
I'm an IT guy in a small group of IT guys. When we're not stuck in meetings with IT Project Managers, we manage 2 IBM Power 7's, 2 VMware ESX clusters/SAN/ 400 virtual machines in 2 datacenters. We also manage our company's global network. Our hat rack is full. I also travel a few times a year to install the networking equipment in our retail stores. Last year I got to go to Santa Monica, Portland, Toronto and NYC. This year, Austin, Chicago, and Minneapolis.